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RWBY: Bowser's inside story has so many funny moments, that it now needs it own page. Here are all the funny moments listen below:

• When Lisa Lavender reports on the story regarding the blorbs, we see a small snippet of people gathering as much toilet paper as they could. Also serves as a Take That! from when people starting raiding toilet paper of all things during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
• When a toad is listing off all the representatives at the meeting over the blorbs, he gets to Kyoko and Aoi (who are running late) and completely fails to pronounce the latter's name, resulting in him just using her last name.
• As everyone was talking about the disappearance of the villains and the blorbs might be connected, Toadbert is relieved that they don't have to worry about Bowser. The King of Awesome immediately proves him wrong.

  Toadbert: Well hey, look on the bright side! If the villains are gone, that means we don't have to worry about Bowser, by boogity!

  Bowser: DID SOMEONE PAGE THE KING OF AWESOME?!

  Toadbert: *facepalming* I had to say something.

• Ludwig gives Junior a 3DS on how to properly control a squad and says it can teach him many different ways. His response? Tossing it into the lava because it was boring.

  Junior: Why do I need to learn this "How to form up a Squad 101" crap? I'll just learn to do it blindly... that's the best experience! ...Why are you shaking?

  Ludwig: That... that was Roy's...

  Roy: What was that splash I heard!

  Ludwig: Nothing! It was a really blorbed up Podoboo!

  Roy: Man, even the fireballs? Yowch... no one's safe.

  Ludwig: *breathing a sigh of relief, to Junior* You owe me...

• Captain Goomba and Koopa both agree that princesses who use weapons are just simply tomboys, and to them, Daisy, Weiss and Jade are tomboys. Captain Shy Guy lampshades this.

  Captain Shy Guy: Why do I have this feeling you're gonna get your butts kicked by those two? And I'm not referring to Daisy.

• "TURNIP WAAAAAAAAAR!"
• Everyone tries a shot at lifting up the Giga Carrot with little success. It's not until Sonia picks it up herself... only to drop it when she realizes they just need a small piece. Everyone's reactions to her realization sells it.
• Bowser is absolutely furious that he couldn't figure out who the "brain guy" was while Aoi drags Bowser away all on her own.
• When Junior complains that Bowser's Castle is a long ways away, an annoyed Sonia tells him she knows a way to offer a ride. Her idea? Carrying Junior on her shoulder, despite his protests.

  Junior: You see minions, this is how you assert yourself. You gotta assert your dominance and- *Sonia picks him up* WAH! HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Put me down! PUT ME DOWN!

  Sonia: You did say "assert my dominance", didn't you~?

• Bowser pulls an island to the main land and while Kyoko smacks into a tree, Broque lands upside down and Aoi is buried in the sand. Some Biddy Buds come by and morph her predicament and turns her into a mermaid. When she comes to, she immediately jokes about it.

  Aoi: I guess I'm the Ultimate Mermaid now!

• During an earlier scene, Bowser says "You've got wits lady, but it's no match for my brawn!" to Kyoko. In a later scene, Bowser is frustrated over a simple puzzle but Kyoko helps him out with it. Once he figures it out with her help, she playfully tells him:

  Kyoko: So... what was that about my wits being no match for your brawn?

• Sora teaches Bowser how to summon... so what does he do with Waluigi? He turns the poor man into a javelin and throws him into the Sea Pipe Statue and dropped Bob-ombs... right as Donald threw a Firaga at the statue and lit up some Bob-ombs, blowing the poor man up as he comically lands on the ground next to Bowser.
• Donald exclaims that they have to go to Bowser's Castle right away. What does Mythra say in response?

  Mythra: ...What did the duck say?

  Bowser: I'm not sure. I usually tune him out. I just assume Sora and Goofy are his translators.

  Donald: *angrily* WHAT!

• Kyoko explains that she's been in the homicide business since she was thirteen. Bowser remarks that he's got a badass with him and proudly slaps her on the back, but considering it's Bowser and his strength, it's enough to knock the wind out of her.
• When Bowser tells Goofy that he's a proud father, Goofy responds that it reminds him of his son, Max. Sora immediately does a Spit Take when he hears about it.
  Sora: YOU'RE A DAD?!
• Kyoko asks if firing a Banzai Bill at Bowser's Castle is a good idea. Bowser's response?

  Bowser: Bah, I was planning on renovating it anyway. Hitting it with a Banzai Bill is good motivation.

• When Wiggler confronts Bowser after pulling up the Giga Carrot, both he and Kyoko ignore him as they look into the bite mark that Junior had given the Giga Carrot earlier.
• When Junior has had enough of being carried by Sonia, he tries everything to get her to put him down.

  Junior: Put me down! PUT ME DOWN!

  Sonia: You know, there's a nicer way to say it.

  Junior: Like what... "Put me down and I won't roast your hair?"

  Sonia: Nope!

  Junior: Put me down and I won't claw the back of your neck?

  Sonia: Nope~!

  Junior: ...Ugh, then what is it? It can't be just "Please put me down" or anythi- *Sonia puts him down* ...Wait, what.

  Sonia: *while smiling* There we go!

  Junior: Excuse me, what.

  Marnie: *chuckling* I was wonderin' when he'd say please.

  Junior: Excuse me, what?

• When Kamek mentions that it would be next to impossible to find another chunk of Ever Ice, Umber points out that he could put up a duplication spell to multiply the Ever Ice. Kamek immediately has an Oh crap! moment.
• Akame is practically in heaven when she sees a lot of Tenderlings roaming around in the Flab Zone. She proceeds to eat them all without a moment's hesitation.
• Bowser starts reminiscing about everything, much to the Nutsoglobin's dismay.
  • Adding on to the Nutsoglobin, it leaves an army of Tenderlings behind to chat with Bowser, hoping that he'd reminisce about it. Once Bowser fails to reminisce about the Nutsoglobin, it begrudingly comes back down... to see the Tenderling army defeated by one hungry Akame.
• When Broque Madame requires a back massage, everyone chips in and gives her the craziest back massage. What does Sonia do? She brings out an AR-15 and starts shooting her in the back! Broque Madame thinks its quite heavenly.
• As Broque Madame is working her magic, Junior wonders if she's actually speaking another language. Kamek immediately responds with this:

  Junior: Wait, is she speaking another language?

  Kamek: Oui, monsieur.

  Junior: Oh, don't be such a smart aleck!

• Sonia decides to talk to Ironwood alone... so she picks him up and puts him over her shoulder, despite his protests.

  Ironwood: Mmmph, if Esdeath could see me now, she'd probably take a picture of it and never let me hear the end of it.

• Junior gives everyone a rousing speech and declares they're going to give Damian and the BFFs the what fors. Immediately after that, he conscripts Ironwood into his squad, much to his surprise. Ironwood laments that this could be considered karma for him losing his temper earlier.
• Both Dark Samus and Dedede get sucked into Bowser's wand. Dark Samus feels insulted and Dedede tries to defend himself that he's not a villain anymore.
• Luigi zaps Mario out of his Blue Shell power up. Mario immediately demands what that was for.

  Luigi: Consider that payback for switching the spaghetti sauce for hot sauce in my spaghetti a few days ago.

  Mario: ...I should've seen that coming.

• The moment when Bowser, the Mario Bros and RWBY were going to fight in Dr. Toadley's, Kyoko immediately stops them and scolds them for fighting in the office. Dr. Toadley's response?

  Dr. Toadley: You would be surprised how often fights happen in this room. Was I about to break open the popcorn? I most certainly was. *gets slapped upside the head from Aoi* D'oh!

  Aoi: Don't encourage them!

• After Kyoko connects the dots and explains to everyone how she figured it all out, Bowser was stuck on the first part of her deduction. Once she concluded, he flips out and starts shaking Ruby violently.

  Bowser: YOU WERE HAVING A HOEDOWN IN MY BODY?!

  Ruby: Aaaaaah, I'm sorrrrrrrryyyyyy!"

  Bowser: WHY WERE YOU HAVING A HOEDOWN IN MY BODY?!

• Sonia proceeds to explain what her experiences in the Fog were all about, and while everyone else was horrified by this, Junior, surprisingly, didn't even flinch.
• Marnie and Umber teaches Junior all about status ailments in battle. Marnie them demonstrates by using her Blizzard Rod on the kid, much to his surprise. She then asks what he'd do in case if he was completely frozen over.

  Junior: I free myself with my fire!

  Marnie: But suppose your head is also frozen. Then what?

  Junior: Uh... I wait for the sun to thaw me out?

  Marnie: By the time that happens, you're already defeated.

• Ludwig explains that in order to gain Kaley and Dieter's trust while in disguise, he pushed Iggy down the cliff. How does he respond?

  Iggy: Wait what... HEY! You were the one who pushed me of the cliff?!

  Ludwig: Sorry, Iggy.

  Iggy: BAHAHAHA! That is so devious of you! That's something I would've done just out of boredom!

• At Blubble Lake, Junior realizes that they're near Toad Town and attempts to go do something, but Marnie immediately figures out what he's going to do.

  Marnie: Come on, you can worry about drawing graffiti in Toad Town later.

  Junior: Aww, how did you know I was going to vandalize?

  Marnie: *smugly* You just admitted it.

  Junior: D'oh!

• Weiss accidentally falls into mucus, and starts screaming in disgust once she learns what she fell into.
• Poor Bowser. First he starts sniffing the flowers, then Hades gives them a fan to blow all the pollen into his snout three times. By the third time it starts to happen, Bowser is understandably annoyed.

  Bowser: Can we talk about this?!

• As Bowser and Co explore Yikk Tower, some of them point out the place is a bit spooky. Mythra notes that Donald is shaking like a leaf. Donald calls her ridiculous and says he's not scared. Cue Sora freeing Wolf from his prison as he lets out a howl, which is enough to scare the crap out of Donald and hold on to Mythra for dear life. Mythra's look to him says it all.
• Tatsumi and Esdeath have a conversation and near the end of it, Esdeath says she doesn't matter who she dates as long as they're cute. Tatsumi points out that what if they're a scumbag despite being cute. Her response?

  Esdeath: Well... if they're a guy, i'll just freeze it right off.

  Tatsumi: *paling* So much for not being cruel...

• Luigi squishes Wisdurm when she challenges them to a battle. Wisdurm then gets bigger and jutifiably yells at the plumber.

  Wisdurm: HOW DARE YOOOOUUUU!

  Luigi: I DIDN'T SQUISH YOU WITH MALICIOUS INTENT, I SWEAR!

• "CEASE YOUR POTATONESS!"
• As Sonia is ripping into Damian for failing to kill Marnie again, she drops this zinger that gets Iggy and a couple others laughing.

  Sonia: This might sound juvenile, but you're the exact kind of person who deserves to get teabagged by those you failed to terrorize!

  Iggy: BAHAHAHAHA! There's a word I haven't heard in a long time!

• Bowser proceeds to cut Damian off mid-sentence and beats the living crap out of him akin to how Hulk managed to take down Loki in The Avengers.
• Bowsette proceeds to beat the crap out of Bowser and Sora once Pyra accidentally lets the cat out of the bag that they were responsible for unwittingly nearly harming Bowsette's family.
• It's revealed that Bowser was going to tell the Koopa Troop that Ironwood called him his war... only to get distracted by his own son who wanted to play catch with him to practice his pitching for baseball. Junior even recalls this aloud, leading to an Oh, Crap! moment from Bowser. Some of the Koopa Troop even lampshade this.

  Kamek: Something tells me you forgot the moment the general asked you to do it.

  Marnie: That does sound like something he'd do.

  General Guy: Yup. For shame.

  Bowser: Alright, that's enough from the peanut gallery!

• Dark Samus and Dedede are playing chess, and the former wins the game. The King of Dreamland calls her out on cheating and she demands a sign proving that she cheated... to which Mercury lands right on top of her moments later.

  Dedede: There's my sign! Aheheheh!

• Dieter halts Bowser and Co and explains that the BF Fs took over the castle since Fawful and Midbus are at Peach's Castle. Bowser responds by pushing him down and then he and his "minions" walk all over him like a door mat.
• After the Fawful statue gets pushed off, Bowser takes Kyoko and Aoi down with him, which results the two looking frazzled and their legs feeling like jelly after falling down several stories with the Koopa King.

  Aoi: Bowser, I'm an Ultimate Swimmer, not an Ultimate Skydiver!

• Those poor Heartless. They fight the heroes only to get unwittingly crushed by Thwomps after Aoi healed them up. A Defender tried to hold a Thwomp back, but Dedede managed to tickle it with a feather to make it lose its concentration and got squished as a result.
• Luigi is taking a nap but is rudely interrupted by Starlow, then he learns that Bowser has been crushed again. His response?

  Luigi: *groggily* Couldn't he have waited to get crushed until after my nap?

• After Bowser gets giant, the Monty Moles attempt to ram into the giant Koopa King, only to bounce off his foot. They sheepily turn the train around and gets the hell out of there.

  Monty Mole: Uh... aheheheh... *turns the train around* Good heavens, would you look at the time!

• Bowser detaches a car off of the Fawful Express and uses it as a skateboard to catch up.
• Sora, Pyra and Mythra desperately try to get the Fawful Express to stop after Pyra accidentally destroys the controls. However, they press random buttons and the brake button has been destroyed.
• After Sora is revealed he's not dead, everyone is relieved while Pyra and Mythra hug the Keyblade Wielder, unwittingly squishing him with their breasts as he asks them to back up so he can breathe.
  • On top of this, the moment the Blades lets go of Sora... Donald goes ahead and whacks him on the shin with his staff, demanding that he doesn't do something like that again.
• Dieter gets in front of Marnie while she's driving her motorcycle. He is predictably ran over... and the Galarian Punk is nonchalant about it.

  Marnie: Oh, did I hit a speed bump?

• Damian proceeds to throw a tantrum in his tent that causes two of his men, rounding the corner near the tent, backs away and nopes out of there.
• Everyone tries to knock down Chakron, but nobody was able to knock him down. Not even Sora using Goofy as a battering ram made him tilt even slightly.
  • So what happens when they come back with a newfound power? Luigi gets morbidly obese with the Snack Basket and everyone is left in awe of how he was able to shave off those pounds in an instant after knocking Chakron down.
    Daisy: Sweetie, are you okay?
    Luigi: Ooof... no one say "cake" to me...
• Bowser's team tried to evacuate Toad Town, but no one believes them until Bowser grows gigantic and they start running around in circles.

  Aoi: WILL YOU STOP RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES!

  A Toad: Are you kidding? Running around in circles while Bowser is doing his stuff is what we do best! *Aoi facefaults*

• Sora boasts to Sephiroth that only he and Cloud are able to beat him, only for Mythra to interject and say that she and Pyra were able to knock him down, then Bowser, Terry and Ganondorf chime in as well. Sora is left completely broken as a result.

  Pyra: I think we broke him.

• Bowser and his son have a friendly spar that manages to make the whole castle rumble. Bowsette, Rei, Roy and Wendy gets the hell out of there to not be caught in the crossfire.
  • During said spar, Junior mentions he needs five more wins. Bowser is quick to correct him.
    Bowser: It was four last time! I think after this, we work on that math homework of yours!
    Junior: Aw dad, no one likes math. Everyone hates it!
    Bowser: I don't blame ya!
• Kyoko and Makoto Naegi reveal to Sonia, Souda, and Ibuki that their atonement from the tragedy from their world has come to an end and that they're free to leave Jabberwock Island permanently. How does Ibuki take it?

  Ibuki: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!! WATCH OUT, TOAD TOWN! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A NEW RESIDENT IN TOAD TOWN AND HER NAME IS I-BU-KI MI-O-DA! IBUKI'S GONNA KNOCK THIS TOWN TO THE GROUND! ...Wait, is that a poor choice of words considering what happened earlier? OH, WHO CARES! IBUKI'S GONNA BE HAVING A CONCERT EVERY NIGHT! WOOOOOO!

  Aoi: Did she have to scream next to my ear?