Nearly every idle chat between the Prince and Elika.
Special mention goes to when the Prince interrupts their urgent quest to challenge Elika to a game of I Spy.
Prince: Want to play a game? Come on! It'll be fun. Elika: The world's about to end and you want to play a game? Prince: Might as well die happy! ...
Elika: Grass. Prince: No. Elika: Rock. Prince: No. Elika: This is a stupid game. Prince: Want another go? Elika: No. (Beat)...Path. Prince: No. Elika: This is impossible! ...
Prince: S. Elika: Are you still playing that game? Prince: S! ...
Prince: Your turn. Elika: For what? ...(sighs)...C. Prince: Corruption. Elika: Yes, can we go on? ...
Prince: S. Elika: Sky again. Prince: Now you're getting it. Elika: You picked sky again? Prince: No, but you're getting a hang out of the rules! Elika: Thanks. They're so complex I was worried they might evade me. ...
Prince: S. Elika: Scar. Prince: No. Elika: Scarrrr-f? Prince: No. Elika: Shrine? Prince: A-ha! ...No. Elika: I give up. Prince: Sssssoulless follower of Ahriman! Elika: I am amazed no one threw you overboard on your sea trips.
Sometimes, Elika also brings the snark:
Prince: That's a nice blouse. Elika: I think I have a spare if you'd like it.
However, the Prince is not to be outdone.
Elika: We have to cross over there! Prince: Sure, climb on the roof. It's not like gravity ever killed anyone.
Prince: Hey, you're cute, but not 'stay to fight a dark god' cute.
Elika: Would you have helped my father if he had asked you?
Prince: He's not that cute, either.
Elika and the Prince:
Elika: Wow. With you as a measuring stick, that really makes me a saint. Prince: Oh, come on, I've helped old ladies home from the market. Elika: If they had attractive daughters. Prince: Yeah. I helped them, too.
When chasing the Hunter:
Elika: Just be patient. Patience brings rewards. Prince: So, does walking into a harem covered in chocolate.
The Prince about the evil god:
Prince: You had to pick this religion? You couldn't have picked one where the all the evil creatures were...I don't know... slightly angry sheep?
In the windmill:
Prince: You know, I once thought about settling down, milling flour for a living... Elika: Really? Prince: Ha, are you kidding? How boring would that be?
The Prince lampshading the fact that their destination is, as always, the most inconvenient place.
Prince: Nice tower. I'd say it's from the ominous and forbidding school of architecture. Elika: The fertile ground is... Prince: At the top of the tower. Well, they wouldn't put it on the ground floor, would they?
Before climbing up a tower:
Prince: I'll go first. But hey, no staring at my ass. I've felt you looking. Elika: I thought you lost your ass? Prince: Donkey. (And then Elika actually stares at his ass.) Prince: I can feel you looking!
The Prince imitating the Hunter, which is a ugly monster after all.
