Funny / Postnuptial Disagreements

• Meriweather defending his Embarrassing First Name:
  Uzume: "You're joking."
  Meriweather: "Why do people always say that when they hear my name? It's not that strange. Look at a Shin Tokyo phone book sometime: Toyota! Kawasaki! Honda! You people name yourselves after automobile companies!"
  Benitsubasa (thinking): Yeah... you're on your own here...