Funny / Polandball

Spain's agony = euromonies.

Being run on satirical humor and a copious amount of Stylistic Suck, Polandball is bound to be oozing with these moments.

• WHY YUO BLUB-BLUB BOAT IN POLAND POOL◊
• The Western World Superfriends.
• Poland takes it too far:◊
  *GASP!* Hon
• Cheese, Garlic & Arrogance Festival◊
• France, what the hell are you doing?◊ Answer: revolving.
• by all your powers combined poor captain europe
• Improper use of digeridoos.◊ Even better with context.
• 6 Feet Over◊.
• Flag Buddies.◊ Particularly this moment:
  (South Korea appears)
  Japan: "Oooh, rook at me! I am too fancy for regular circuru! I need stripu and two coloru!" Yuo pricku.
• The knights who say Gib. Especially the last line:
  Germany: UP THE SHUT FUCKINGS AND PAY DENBTS!
• The true reason behind the entire moon landing◊: America just wanted to use the moon's cheese to make a giant cheeseburger.
• Retired nations◊ and their children's attempts to look after them.
• Cultured◊, but perhaps the greatest moment is Australia's flashback to The Emu War.
• NKVD GREATEST ALLY◊, featuring such gems as"Hitleroftsi fatshits" and "remove doubt think with bullet to head".
• PASTA CANNON◊, or Fascist Italy's brilliant ideas for wonder weapons.
• 19th-century Paraguay vs present-day North Korea◊.
• Spain's family Christmas photo envy◊. But especially this last part:
  Mama Spain: Into the smiling...? Tio, but how! Our familia is into example of dysfunctional! What could possibly beings there to smile about!!!
  Papa Spain: (cheerfully) We are not the Baguettes
  Papa France: Merde! And vous of wanting Noel in Maghreb chez fils! Vous knew this would happen!
  Mama France: Moi only wanted of nice Christmas family foto. Comme the Rosbifs!
• Divine Intervention◊. Doubles as a Moment of Awesome.
  Vatican City: deus fucking vult.
• German-Italian military relations◊, or the most one-sided military alliance in history.
• Don't ask Norway to cook food for you; your kitchen might end up like his churches.
  Sweden: (while on fire) norway
• The Adventures of Otto-Man◊. Complete with his own Batman (1966)-inspired theme!
  DURUM DURUM DURUM DURUM DURUM
• Spain's oranges◊ plus Germany's juicer equals... agony and euros.
• Wandering Soul: A haiku◊. FUCK YOU GODZIRRA!
• An Italian Goes To Work, or tries to at least.
• Cherokeeball invents his own writing system◊, to the horror of other nations with complex writing systems.
• Fascist Italy encounters the Polish Army◊.
• The relationship◊ between China, Japan, South Korea and North Korea through their music.
• France and Luxembourg enter a parallel universe◊.
• Germany turning his marijuana trade into a bureaucracy of epic proportions◊, to the delight of the German states.
• Canada learns Spanish◊ from Colombia. And proceeds to really enjoy it.
  Canada: (As a calm-looking Colombia is carried on a pedestal) THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR LATIN AMERICA!
• British English◊, to America's anger and frustration.
  America: (reacting to the word 'queue') What the FUCK MAN? At least have the decency to not use FOUR FUCKING VOWELS IN A ROW.
• Albania and time travel◊:
  Past Albania: ...so have tool to kill any clay in history, no consequence?
  Future Albania: yes
  Past Albania: and if yuo are me, yuo also not give a shit about saving future
  Future Albania: yes
  Past Albania: so...
  (Cue both Albanias in their time machine speeding away, as Istanbul in 1453 gets hit by a nuke)
• The World War II Allies discuss their wonder weapons◊, escalating until Poland brings in Wojtek. Unfortunately, a test run does not go the way Poland wanted.
• The Puerto Rican Debt Crisis. Or rather, Greece disguised as Puerto Rico in an attempt to get monies.
  America: (chasing Greece with a nuke) GET BACK HERE ASSHOLE!
• Germany goes on holiday◊. However, he finds it too stressful and goes back to being a workaholic again.
• Not alien, just cosmonaut!◊
  Poland: (as Ukraine panics in the background) AHHH! IS SPOOKY ALIEN!
  USSR: (lifts helmet visor) Am not alien, am of communist commrade Soviet!
  Poland: AHH! IS OF WORSE!
• The British Empire meets up with China◊. Also, "DID I STUTTER?"
• At least I are not the UK◊.
  "Britticus Foppicus": Winky wonky namby pamby wish wosh pish posh wot wot wot!!!
• America and milk production◊.
• Peru and Guinea◊. Context.
  Liberia: PERU WHAT OF FUCKS
• Overcompensating◊.
• Why the USSR struck back in World War II◊.
• Justice Team◊.
• France and Italy coerce Germany to join them for lunch break◊.
• What's taking Switzerland so long?◊
• Blondes or brunettes, Brunei?◊
• Vatican is mad◊.
• Tuvan throat singing◊.
• First on the moon◊.
• North Korea's◊ Hidden Depths.
• Serbia trying to play God◊.
• The USSR's ghost briefly checks on today's world◊.
• Ideas for the new Euro◊.
• Germany gets very aroused explaining cafeteria rules to America◊.
• The Spirit of giving◊.
• America plays chess◊.
• Indonesia declares independence from◊ Opa Coconut.
• The USA and the Soviet Union fight over Laos◊.
• Black Comedy at its finest with the Roman Empire's enemies plotting revenge against him◊... by sending their descendants to ask Italy for housing.
• Mexico goes pole vaulting◊.
• Netherlands solves its land problems◊.
• SLAV LIBERATION!◊...or not.
• August holidays in Asia◊.
  Turkmenistan: WOO MELONS MELONS MELONS MELONS
• Zimbabwean Dollar value rollercoaster◊.
• Not that kind of Indian◊.
• The key to happiness◊.
• Overloaded clay◊ (except not really).
• China admits they're a little lazy sometimes◊.
• Poland attempts to become a robot◊.
• The shite fairy◊.
• Stopping an angry Libya through LARPing.
• Dr. Austria goes full Freudian◊ in his attempt to make world peace.
• Paraguay, NUMBER ONE SERVICE ECONOMY◊. Especially the beginning:
  (Brazil and Argentina are arguing about their trade in used VCRs)
  Paraguay: SENSING ECONOMIC OPPORTUNITY PARAGUAY IS EMERGE FROM HE DARK HOME IN DIMENSION OF INFINITE POVERTY
  Argentina: (exasperated) Oh god. Paraguay, what is you want.
• Omskbird tries Mexico's cocaine and proceeds to experience complete agony◊.
• Trade between Spain and Portugal today◊.
• Kazahkstan goes to war, based on other countries' advice◊.
• Reactions in three former Soviet states to the fall of the USSR◊.
• Germany goes to an amusement park◊ and badly misinterprets "hit the pole".
• Islamic Heaven has a nasty surprise for those who arrive now◊.
• Sweden makes an igloo outside a drunk Finland's house◊.
• Japan goes whaling◊...to get a taste of Wales.
• American fears throughout history◊. Ultimately, what brings America down is busting a coronary artery.
• GUM LAWS◊ (and a $700 SGD fine!)
• Disastrous fire drill◊ has Poland demanding money before putting out the fire, a stoned Russia drunkenly crashing the fire truck into the burning house, the USA dumping 3 billion dollars on Liberia before escaping (to Greece's delight), Paraguay attacking the fire hose and Sweden furiously masturbating upon seeing the fire. The kicker?
  Fire Chief Germany: (deadpan) Das Fricken building is still on fire.
• Austria's terrible ideas◊, from invading Serbia to covering up a murder, culminating in the most disgusting trial the UN has ever seen. Plus a bonus panel!◊
• Why is Bangladesh's flag similar to Japan's?◊ So it can become BANGLADESU!
• Axis Offender Shuffle◊, inspired by this.
• It turns out that national reactions to archaeological finds are inversely proportional to the length of the nation's history◊.
• In which Cyprus, the Balkans and Russia decide to declare war on Turkey for once and for all◊.
• In the leadup to WW1, Germany displays its military might◊. Which all goes well, until Bavaria and Saxony demonstrate their military might.
• Money isn't everything◊. The reversed situation between Saudi Arabia and Jordan at the end is simply hilarious.
• Parallel Universe is just East of Here◊. Cue Indonesia and Philippines passing in front of Poland and Czech Republic.
• Human Development Index◊ has boatloads of funny moments.
  • Canada having to deal with sitting above Singapore.
  • UK yelling at Sweden and Iceland to move away from their position, due to both just so happening to be in the way between him and Ireland.
    "Get out of my way you bloody vikings! I need to slap Ireland!"
  • Japan and South Korea bickering over their positions.
  • Russia's expression is pretty priceless.
  • Kuwait and Croatia commenting about Latvia smelling like potatoes.
  • Malaysia, who is far below Singapore, replies back to the latter's comment of him being so far below.
    "Well screwing yuo too Singapura! Am not that down-far lah..."
  • Serbia's rants of being next to kebabs, which he delivers in a massive Wall of Text. Cue Jordan and Azerbaijan sitting above him and snarking on his attitude.
  • Just below them are several nations stuck between China and Brazil, who are both doing their signature laughs.
    "Help we is stuck between two giant."
  • Colombia and Ecuador joking about how they are in the same position while having similar flags. Same thing happens with Syria and Iraq below.
  • "Rawr Nepal eat you."
  • A bonus panel◊ features Monaco complaining about how flawed the whole ranking is. Cue Somalia behind him.
• Special Forces of the World.◊ Especially the countries that wholeheartedly embrace There Is No Kill Like Overkill.
  Spetnaz-GRU: 46 of 3 suspects confirmed dead.
  • The depiction of the Korean UDT is funny enough, but the subsequent depiction of the SBS makes it ten times funnier:
    Korean UDT: somehow infiltrate house using boat image: a boat labeled UDT smashed into the house
    SBS: see UDT, but with more whiskey and swearing image: same as the UDT, except the boat has SBS written on it and someone inside is saying "eat shit m8"
• Canada will never be as violent as America...◊ unless you use artificially flavoured maple syrup.

  Canada: Excuse me but what the fuck is this.

• What is◊ Germany's punishment for going to work early? A vacation.
• Pole dancing◊. As in, actual Poles dancing, not exotic Eastern European strippers.
• Glorious Japan◊ is Black Comedy at it's finest.
  • Even better is the alternative version.◊
• North Korea believes their rival is in turmoil◊.
• America making sure its nation is "free".
• The Central Asian states enjoying freedom, Soviet-style◊.
• Mexico must pay its debts.
• Yugoslavia and the Soviet Union have a fight◊
• It is the Serbs all the way down◊.
• Mercury dies.
• How the bagpipes made it to Scotland’s national anthem…