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Moving On:

iPhone SE

King carrying in an Apple Store bag, only to put a hastily drawn Dell logo on it and says it's trash.
After peeling off the film for the SE, King lets out a moan for some reason.
Siri: Is that really necessary?
King: YES, IT IS!
King points out the spec differences between the 5s and SE, and he gets a Tweet poking at the fact he is an Apple fan.
King: Ooh, a new Tweet! “Kill yourself, Apple sheep.”

MacBook Air

King showing off his two dollar Dell monitor.
King: Huh. I guess hitting someone over the head will break it.
King describes that an old MacBook won't work too well against a new one… in a fancy way.
Siri: But that's a Air and I'm a Pro! I can do much more!
King: That's like saying a highly experienced sweatshop worker can do more work than a brand new basic manufacturing machine. It can't.
King reveals that he ended up getting a New Nintendo 3DS on Black Friday, and the old one isn't so happy about it. On top of that, he loses the stylus already and considers using an ice pick.
“Is there a Note 7 in this room?”

House Edition

The video starts off with King playing Just Dance and horribly singing to Sia's "Cheap Thrills".
King lists off the things he misses about the old house.
King: Uhh, well… I'm gonna miss my… window that never opens, the toilet that won't stop flushing, the cheap fixtures, the broken washing machine, the unstable structure, and our wonderful neighbors! [[…]] That's what I'll miss.
King's mom: …Uh-huh.
- And during his little rant about the old house, his neighbors are simply debating about Trump's election.
King's mom mistakes an Apple Watch charger for a dildo.

MacBook Pro 2016