Funny / Peach's Slutty Adventure

• Bowser dry-humping Pikachu
• This bit in Vixon's conversation:
  Vixon: About three seconds after, he got hit by a car
  Cop: Poor Sparky!
• The Vocal Dissonance that is Jiggypuff
• According to Word of God, this conversation:
  Duncan: What is your name?
  Fox: My real name is Winston, but everyone calls me Fox.
  Duncan: How original...
  Fox: Makes sense, doesn't it?
  Duncan: Aw man that funny! 'cuz my real name's Duncan, and my friends call me... Duncan.
  (beat)
  Fox: Whatever...
• Mario attempting to bail Peach:
  Mario: I cancelled the wedding...
  Peach: ... ... Mario... How could you...? But I-
  Mario: Now, now Peachy... do not cry... Mario pay 10,000 coins to bail you out!
  Peach: Oh Mario... You don't have to do that...
  Mario: Oh. OK then. Bye!
  Peach: (thinking) Fuck.
• The first Ganondorf scene (with Ganon voiced by Smashtasm's Matt Vargas)
  Ganon: (slurred) Eeeeehhhhh.
  Link: ...the hell was that?
  Ganon: (slurred) Hello there, little man.
  Link: Uggghhh... Listen, if you want to sell me one of your "Amazing" Gary Coleman Grills, don't even try it, OK?
  Ganon: (slurred) Eeeehhh?
  Link: What does that mean? Is that the new jingle for it? "Eeehhh! Gary Coleman grills! Wooo!"
  Ganon: Douche...
  Link: Well what ever. I'm off. See you, lameass
  Ganon: (Baby cry)
  Link: Whoawhoawhoah alright fine. I'll buy your stupid grill.
  Ganon: (slurred) Eh?
  Link: You know what. Fuck this, I'm going.
  Ganon: You're coming with me, clone boy!
  Link: Wow! Did you just say something normal?
  Ganon: (positive) Eh!
  Link: Wicked! But I'm gonna go now. So fuck you.
  Ganon: (bringing out Yeti DK) You're coming with me!
  Link: Get off me! Linda-Linda help!
  Linda: What was that, Linky-kins? I couldn't quite hear you.
  Link: (As he's being carried away by Donkey Kong) YOUR DAD SUCKS DIIIIICK!!
  Linda: I know! He's bisexual!
  Link: (To himself) Damn it, she's good...
  Ganon: (positive) Eh!
• Ness and Lucas playing board games.
  Ness: Connect Four/Monopoly?
  Lucas: FUCK YEAH!!!

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