Funny / Paw Paw Bears

• Any time Dark Paw has to try Aunt Pruney's cooking.
• Any time Dark Paw steals Slippery Paw's ideas.
• After Dark Paw (apparently) perishes after falling off a cliff and into a river in "The Wishing Star Crystal":
  Slippery Paw: Well, I guess that's the end of Dark Paw.
  Bumble Paw: Aww, too bad.
  (beat)
  Slippery Paw and Bumble Paw: (dancing and cheering) That's the end of Dark Paw! That's the end of Dark Paw!
  • Even funnier, when Dark Paw reappears and attempts to zap his cohorts for this, his magic staff blows up in his face!
• In the episode "Waif Goodbye to the Paw Paws", Trembly sees a Damsel in Distress and gets so nervous that he says, "a damsel in Detroit" instead of "a damsel in distress".
• In "Dark Paw Under Wraps", Dark Paw disguises himself as King Tut Paw and threatens to put the Paw Paws under a curse if they don't make him [Dark Paw] their new leader. When the Paw Paws approach Dark Paw (for the second time), they couldn't even bring themselves to say the "L" word, and quickly decide that no curse could be as bad as having Dark Paw as their leader.
• In "Genie Without a Lamp":
  • Dark Paw, after sending his minions inside, tries to prevent Eugene the Genie and the Paw Paws from finding the entrance to Greeny Land by pretending it's just a fishing hole.
    Eugene: Don't drive me, mister. That's the space to the place.
    Dark Paw: It is not. May I be sucked down into it if I'm lying.
    (Slippery Paw and Bumble Paw pull on Dark Paw's fishing line, dragging him into the Greeny Land entrance)
  • Eugene the Genie pays back Dark Paw for stealing his lamp by having a mess of lamps rain down on him.
• In "Egging Dark Paw On", Dark Paw plots to steal a large egg the Paw Paws are about to rescue from a cliff. He believes the bird inside could be powerful and dangerous, so he wants to hatch and train the bird within it to be his ultimate weapon. However, at the end of the episode, it turns out his efforts were a waste of time because it was the egg of (get this) the great three-winged, absent-minded foggy bird.
  • Aunt Pruney, angry with her nephew for failing (again), turns Dark Paw into an egg and he hatches out as a clucking bear-bird.
• In "Two Heads Are Better Than None", The Meanos, and later Mighty Paw and Trembly Paw, get in drags to distract the two-headed creature of the Blue Forest, and soon start a cat fight with each other.
  • There's an amusing distressed damsel scene for Princess Paw Paw later in the episode. First she's taken away by the two-headed creature, then she's taken prisoner by Dark Paw, but she is rescued by Brave Paw. However, not long after Brave Paw rescues her, the two-headed creature takes her away again, then Mighty Paw and Trembly Paw save her, then Slippery Paw and Bumble Paw recapture her.
    Princess Paw Paw: It's nice to be wanted, but this is ridiculous.
  • While running with the princess, everyone goes through Scooby-Dooby Doors.
• At the end of "The Lost Lake Monster", Dark Paw attempts to zap Slippery Paw and Bumble Paw, but because his staff was wet, he gets shocked instead.
• "S'no Business" had plenty of funny scenes.
  • After the Meanos are caught trying to steal food from the Paw Paws:
    Brave Paw: You're walking on thin ice around here, Dark Paw!
    Slippery Paw: I think he's right, Master.
    Dark Paw: Don't be ridiculous. They don't scare me.
    Slippery Paw: But we are walking on thin ice.
    (The thin ice starts to crack)
    Dark Paw: Now you tell me.
  • While the Meanos are floating on a sheet of ice down the river:
    Bumble Paw: Uh-oh! Waterfall up ahead!
    Dark Paw: Why is there always a waterfall up ahead?
  • After the legendary snow monster freeze the Meanos each in a block of ice, they try to free themselves.
    Slippery Paw: W-We're not going to smash B-Bumble into that rock, are we, Master?
    Dark Paw: Oh, no. You're going to smash Bumble into that rock.
  • Dark Paw zaps the Meanos out of frustration and that ends up freeing Slippery and Bumble Paw from their ice blocks. However, Dark Paw is unable to zap himself out of his block of ice. Slippery Paw is more than happy to do so for him.
  • While hanging over Pancake Point:
    Bumble Paw: Uh, why do they call that Pancake Point, boss?
    Dark Paw: 'Cause if you hit bottom, you'll be flatter than a pancake!
    Bumble Paw: I should've guessed.
  • While Totem Bear is still holding the Meanos over Pancake Point:
    Dark Paw: So, uh, how about it, old friend? Why don't you just, um, let us go?
    (Totem Bear smiles at the camera)
    Dark Paw: Wait! No! I-I didn't mean to let us go...(Totem Bear drops the Meanos)...NOW!
• In "The Zip Zap 4-D Trap", Dark Paw attempts to saw off a branch from a Paw-Pawlyptus tree so he can make a new magic staff. He believes he's safe from PaPooch because dogs don't know how to climb, but PaPooch proves him wrong.

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