Funny / Parasite Eve 2

• What may or may not be intentional humour shows up subtly in odd places. Try examining the specimen cages in the underground lab in PE2. One of the text popups, for a cage containing a monkey that has chewed its own fingers off, reads something like: "This is a very disturbed monkey."
• "I don't suppose I'll be fighting any giant cactus creatures?"
• "Guess what this is?" "A warrant for your arrest?"
• One of the headlines in the newspaper that Hal presents to Aya and Rupert reads "ALIENS ATE MY SPAGHETTI!".
• Check the nasty toilet in Dryfield. Check again and Aya will say "Do I have to look in there again?"
  • Other toilets inspire similar reactions. At one point, she notes one of the bathrooms has had its toilet paper pilfered. She snarks that it's "The Crime of the Century".
  • Check enough toilets and Aya will remark, “That’s it. I need to get out more.”
• Douglas' curt answers to Aya's sincere, "I want to help" vibe can be absolutely hilarious.
• "The last time I was to investigate a Creature sighting, it was just a guy in a fluffy chicken suit."
• Most of Aya and Kyle’s interactions are entertainingly full of Snark-to-Snark Combat:
  • When Aya’s car is destroyed in Dryfield, she laments, “My beautiful car! And I just had it restored…” Kyle then responds with, “They got to the engine, but maybe you can turn the rest of your car into… a wall hanging?”
  • Later, when Aya finds Kyle taking a break at the local pub, if she walks behind the counter, an optional dialogue can be triggered where he will playfully tell her, “Bartender! One beer, please!” To which Aya will then reply, “You idiot!” and then chastise him for not paying for the other two drinks he’s already had.
  • When Aya wakes up from another nightmare she had of Eve trying to escape the facility, she suddenly hears loud noises that sound like gunfire and sees flashing lights in the next room. Turns out Kyle was just watching some cartoons and though Aya doesn’t say anything, her expression and eye roll say it all: “Really, Madigan? Really?”
  • After rescuing Aya from the trash compactor, gaining her full trust, and even getting some Ship Tease in, Kyle ends the conversation with "Come on, let's blow this pop stand, it stinks. Or… maybe that was you?"
    • To which Aya quips back "You're not so fragrant yourself."
  • After Kyle reveals that he was playing both sides and sincerely apologises for shooting Aya in the arm, her response is basically telling him, “I knew it was a diversion because your acting isn’t very good.”
• In general, Aya's certainly gotten quite snarky since the events of the first game.