Funny / Paranormal Mystery Squad

• Katie has just spent the last several comics being bitten by a werewolf, bleeding heavily, going through a rather horrific transformation, almost getting killed by her own sister, and attacking her friends and Steph. So what does she say when she comes to and looks herself over?
  Katie: Unh...Wha-What happened?
  Stephanie: Um...
  Katie: Wait, why am I...? Is this a...? Oh my god. I'm a furry!
• Katie's recurring problem with being a dog magnet since her transformation.
  Katie: Whoa! What are you doing? Why are you chasing me?! I don't have any dog biscuits!!
  Katie: DARGH?! Don't they have leash laws in this town?!