Funny / Opal, Sapphire, Ruby, and STEVEN!

Chapters

The Shapeshifter

• Before it all goes wrong, Steven's Shapeshifting antics are pretty funny.

The Fusion

• Steven's questions regarding Fusion.
  Steven: Question one of two-hundred-and-fifty: If one of the Gems is lactose-intolerant and the other is not, is the resulting fusion lactose-intolerant or not? Explain.
• The fact that Steven was able to come up with two hundred and fifty questions from when he first heard about Garnet to when they got home.
  • What's sort of funny aside from that, is (ignoring the fact that gems do not need to consume organic matter and thus can't be lactose intolerant) that it's not a bad question. How do various attributes of the base Gems affect fusions?
• Opal forgetting where her apron is, while pulling on the strings of it.

The Room

• "Ravioli! Ravioli! Show me the door-vuoli!"

The Spotlight

• When Steven's about to step on a booby trap:
  Ruby: STEVEN DOOOOOOOOOOoooon't do that you'll die.
• Why Moonstone wasn't back yet; After she fought the stone guards and got the Wailing Stone, she took a nap!
• After Moonstone separates, everyone shares a feel good hug... Then Opal pulls away and falls back on the ground with a small wheeze of "Pain".

The Hourglass

• After Steven sneaks passed The Cool Kids plus Lars and Sadie, he whispers that he's "Silent like the night..."
• "PETER PIPER PICKED A PATCH OF PICKLED PEPPERMINT PATTIES!"
• After "Stevie" and "Stephen", Steven's names for his time clones get more and more hilarious.

The Fountain

• The "Ruby Traps" joke comes back, only this time, Steven says it.

The Mirror

• Pretty much all of the stuff Steven and Lapis get up to.

The Askblog

• Steven, Opal, and Ruby like to watch wrestling matches, and Steven had to replace his TV seven times because Ruby and Opal keep punching it in.
• After someone asked why Ruby was frozen, this happens:
  Ruby: Two words - booby trap.
  Opal: More like -
  Ruby: Opal.
  Opal: - Ruby traps
• Someone mentions that there's a "fanfic" where Ruby and Sapphire swap places with Opal. Their response?
  Ruby and Sapphire: *Heads tip to the side*
• When asked how much butt her and Opal's Fusion can kick:
  Ruby: (Softly) So much butt…
• In a bit of Black Comedy:
  Opal: Oh! There’s one in this hand mirror I h - Oh.