Funny / Once upon a Time: Abridged

• The whole fanfiction, mostly the RunningGags.
  • *Is trying not to imagine this*
    • "Oh, you made me imagine it !".
  • Hiiii Emma !
    • It just doesn't work as well when it's not Emma.
  • The children would look weird !
    • Daddy, they are gonna look awesome !
    • Our children won't be so weird-looking !
    • I will take care of our creepy children.
  • I have sustained my quota of making people cry for today !
    • You have been verbally disembodied by [Regina], welcome in town !
  • Lalalala
    • Oh, David ! (slams door)
    • "Lalalala " " Not gonna work !".
    • Lalalalaing together
  • Mr Gold's pictures coming from other series with Robert Carlyle.
  • I need you! I want you! I love you! I mixed you a CD!
  • *And the night was so clear that Charming’s screams were heard realm to realm*
  • RAWR !
  • TMI
• Grumpy's reactions during the first episode.
• Snow White is awake and everyone rejoices. When they are all moved to tears. She just wants to eat.
• The whole of the Queen's introduction
  • We might have... missed !
  • That did it !
  • (Glares) (Smirks) ''Get used to it, these are her favorite looks' '.
  • I'm gonna be kind of slow about getting it done, but when I do it, you'll all be sorry.
• Bedroom eyes / Is oblivious
• I should have married Rumplestiltskin !
• He just hit on you three times in that look. Here is a bribe. Please don't ever look at me like that.
  • Why do I feel like I need a shower ?
  • I can't guarantee anything. I'll try to restrain myself.
• Regina's deadpan reactions to everything.
• Henry's Indulgent Fantasy Segue, and Emma's insensitive reaction.

  Henry: I want a real childhood...

  Emma: Uh-uh...

  Henry: ... and a real poney...

  Emma:Uh-uh...

  Henry: ... and a dragon...

  Emma: Uh-Uh...

  Henry: I am gonna tame it !

  Emma: Nice to have delusions !

• It's a character that we've already seen, and whom we don't see in the town, and if you haven't guesses now, then, shame on you !
• Emma's Roaring Rampage of Revenge in episode 2.
• Rumplestiltskin and Archie's best-frienditude.
• Charming tries to impress Abigail.
• Mary Margaret's insensitive reaction when she discovers she will have a Love Interest, and Emma's first Not So Stoic reaction.

  Mary Margaret: If I have him, then I won't need a bestie !

  Emma: That... somehow... hurt !

• Archie's Moment of Awesome in episode 5.
• The Sheperd: David is a lousy husband.
• Regina's scenes with Graham, and her mistake when choosing her look, glaring instead of smirking.
• Rumplestltskin's Loser Protagonist status in Desperate Souls.
• Danvers's introduction in 7:15 AM.
• The Girl Night Out on Valentine's Day. The Wangst level gets unbearable even for Mary Margaret !
• Rumple/Belle in Skin Deep untill the few last scenes.
• Charming's encounter with the Stiltskinsirene... and the making out.
• Abigail and Frederick bullying Charming seconds after he saved the latter's life for the other, after he risked his life for them, and his somewhat digner-than-usual departure.
• Red, the badass werewolf appearing for the first time in chronological order in Red Handed... who happens to be a Valley Girl obsessed with bestying and sorority things.
  • Frosty the bestie !
  • Red Robyn !
  • Later on, are you bestiying behind her back ?
• Anything involving Danvers The Dove, the evil mob-chief and dictator with powerful telekinetic powers who wants to use animal revolution to achieve world domination and is behind everything... and just happens to be a cute dove.
• Mary Margaret on caffeine is not only funny because she is Mary Margaret or because of her caffeine craze. The sum of the parts is more than the parts themselves.
• "I wonder how much of our old personalities remain..." "GLOMP Attack !" "Oh, crap, I am in trouble !".
• Aurora/Mulan. All of it.
  • "Who [did 100 awesome things for you]" (Phillip doesn't answer ) "I guess this isn't going to be me. "
• Little Snow White's evilness when Regina teaches her how to braid hair.
  • Snow White's mean snark.
    • "Really blew up that decorating budget, didn't you ?"
  • And Regina's answers.
    • I wonder how you would react to GIRL SCOUTS !
• MUAHAHA ! I mean... Your friend, she's hurt.
• She's a lot less evil than the last time I saw her. And more manic.
• Emma's Inner Monologue. Hook's Inner monologue.
• The origins of Mary Margaret in Child Of The Moon.
• The origins of "MY SWEET BABOO !"
• Princesses bantering :
  • Snow, this is your side of the world, Aurora, this is your side of the world.
  • Why is Mulan on Aurora's side ? Damsel in Distress privilege !
  • SAVAGE ! I'll show you SAVAGE !
• The Rumplestiltskin / Mad Hatter / Frankenstein scene in The Doctor, from Jefferson's monologue on rope burns to this line:
  Rumplestiltskin: "As long as there are women to have and men to mock! Wait—no, I said it right."
• "Why are you always so complicated ?" "Because being overly complicated is the only way you'll notice me !"
• Emma and Mary Momgret's reunion with the others.
  • HI EVERYONE, I HAD CAFFEINE !
• "It's not Rumplestiltskin's !" "Someone has written "Please return to Rumplestiltskin, if found...""
• Archie and his dog's relationship : "Brown pants will come back !" (disapproving look)
  • Freedom !
• Emma's Heroi BSOD when spoiler: Rumplestiltskin "breaks up" with her.

  Emma: The place in my heart that used to be filled with disgust will be filled with emptiness.

• 2x15's flashback.
  • The evil Good Parents dynamic with Eva.
  • The simple thought of Eva/Hook.
  • Mrs Patmore's tentative to run off.
• Wendy. All of it.