- Judge Flatt questioning Officer Raymer about Raymer firing his gun at Sully:Judge Flatt: Now is it true that you discharged your weapon, Officer?Raymer: Your honor, it was a warning shot.Judge Flatt: Um hmm, you know who you warned? A little old lady sitting on her commode 2 blocks away.Ollie: Your honor, Officer Raymer is currently under suspension.Judge Flatt: Anesthesia is what he should be under.
- Not to mention:
Judge Flatt: Ollie, you know my feelings about arming morons; you arm one, you've got to arm them all, otherwise it wouldn't be good sport. - The night before Sully goes into jail, he has the following conversation with Birdy, the female bartender:Sully: A condemned man has a right to a last request, doesn't he? I got my truck out back; how about you and me go out there and get ourselves naked and see what happens?Birdy: (Beat) Okay.Sully: Haven't you got any pride?
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