Funny / No Evil

Episodes

Coyote and Rattlesnake

• Kitty reacts appropriately.
  Huey: I'm gonna go weird him out!
  Kitty: That's a safe bet.
• Paula's Double Take when Kitty explains Huey's "bright idea".
  Paula: Ooooooooh. [beat] Wait, what?
  Kitty: I don't know!

Dandy

• Kitty's rage-face at the end. Huey even bolts when he sees it!

Tlaloc's Test

• Ichabod's expressions throughout, but especially when the tuning fork breaks off from the pump.
• Him sneezing at the end.

Little Bunny Foo Foo

• "Why do only crazy people pay attention?"
• While the McCoy villagers are talking about their plan, Wrip is shocked and appalled...and Calamity is singing "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt". When they're caught, the villager catching them even sings along!
• Calamity's snark is in fine form.
  Calamity: It's amazing. You don't seem at all concerned that this plan is a poorly constructed tapestry o' lies.
• Calamity's punishment for the food-stealing villagers.
  Calamity: How long does it take for a human to starve?
  Wrip: About a month.
  Calamity: See you schmucks in a little less than a month.

Brom Bones

• Huey manages to miss the point of the competition.
  Huey: I WANNA RUN TOO! I LIKE RUNNIN'!
• Calamity plays the dutiful sister. Badly.
  Calamity: You know what's good after a long, depressing run? Booze!
• "I got an idea!"
  Ichabod: No ideas!
• The Reveal of Huey's giant pile of stolen scarecrows.
  Calamity: Huey, we really ought to discuss your kleptomania.
• Securing the pumpkin.
  Calamity: Oh, hey, Kitty! Can I borrow this?
  Kitty: That's fine, but why?
  Calamity: I don't know. [bolts]
• Huey's reaction to the giant puppet coming to life:
  Huey: I've created life!
• Calamity's complete non-reaction to the plot resolving itself.
  Calamity: Sweet! Let's head to the party then.
  Ichabod: We're not going to question this?
  Calamity: If it's important it'll come back to bite us.
  Huey: [whining] I got holes in me!

Wrip an' Vinkle

• Calamity misreads Ichabod's "Eureka!" Moment.
  Ichabod: It doesn't know...Ha! It doesn't know! Ha ha ha!
  Calamity: Stop laughing, that was barely a joke.
• It turns out there are certain downsides to having a deadpan edge to your voice all the time.
  Calamity: You know we just borrow stuff.
  Kitty: Then where's my pumpkin and my scarecrow?
  Calamity: They walked away.
  Kitty: I often worry about the lack of creativity these days. I'm so glad we have you three screwballs.
• Not the time, Calamity.
  Kitty: Vinkle ain't stupid, he's just quiet.
  Calamity: He's really quiet now.
• Kitty characterizing the romantic situation:
  Ain't a love triangle. It's a love line segment with one very ambitious point.
• Corn's Big "NO!" after Wrip-as-Kitty accidentally knocks over a stalk of corn, and then his inevitable freakout upon Wrip and Kitty standing next to each other.

Sick of McCoy

• Huey failing to make a good first impression during their "do good by stealth" visit to McCoy: he knocks at the door of the house, eyes crossed, during a thunderstorm.
• The McCoys are nowhere near up to the task of stopping Calamity and Paula.
  McCoy Idiot: I WILL NOT LET YOU TAKE MAH VILLAAAAAGE!
  Throws his lasso onto one of the horns of Paula's ox, which flicks him into another villager
• No-one takes the McCoy chief seriously.
  Chief: I knew you weren't on the level!
  Calamity: Oh, yeah. I'll rule you all with an iron fork.
  ...
  Chief: Hatfield will never take us down!
  Calamity and Paula: (in unison) 'Kay.

Three for a Death

• Calamity does not take being woken up in the middle of the night by Ichabod well.
  Ichabod: Why would a bird fly into my house at night? Birds are sleeping at night.
  Calamity: Lies!^note Bonus points because Ichabod is a bird.
• Icky doesn't get better results anywhere else: Wrip slams the door in his face, Vinkle sleeps right through his visit, Corn bombards him with ears of corn until he goes away, and when he gets to Huey's place, he finds Huey dangling by his ankle from his machinery and leaves immediately.
• Even Kitty isn't impressed when he explains, even though that's how she's getting her ass rescued in the first place.
  Kitty: [beat] You don't say.
• Politeness is a virtue.
  Kitty: Why am I here, patchwork girl?
  Angel: My name is Angel.
  Kitty: Why am I here, Angel?
  Angel: For tea.
  ...
  Ichabod: We have to get out of here right now!
  Kitty: Don't be rude, Ichabod.
• Kitty's "You have got to be kidding me" reaction when Angel asks if she will be their mother.

Conduct

• Huey listing the possible things that Ichabod's latest omen might herald:
  Huey: Black Tez-ca-pocky? Zombies? Amaroq? [staring to scare himself] Zombie Amaroq!
• Calamity figures out what's going on:
  Calamity: I don't think McCoy is attacking Hatfield, but we should probably do something about this barn full of chupacabra.
  Vinkle: ...what
• The gang needs healing post-battle:
  Calamity: Oy, Corn! We got holes in us, Corn. [Beat] I know you're home.

Soft Child

• Wrip wants to know what is Amaroq's deal.
  Calamity: He's ornery.
  Wrip: Be more helpful!
• After Corn freaks out:
  Calamity: Good news: We will hear him if he gets close. Bad news: he'll see you long before we see him.
  Wrip: ''"Me"''?! Why "me"?!

Welcome to Mictlan

• Xochiquetzal gets some really good facial expressions: there's her perfect "nope" out of Angel's house, without looking away or changing expression, and her "so done with this" expression while a couple of undead monkey-creatures sort through the bush she was in.

Direction

• Xochipilli is an ass sometimes:
  "Oh! I just wanted to demonstrate how terribly we are failing."
• Huey referring to Ixtlilton as "Ix-bleh-bleh" is all the funnier given that it's arguably one of the least challenging nonenglish names in the series.
• Kitty, after figuring out Tlaloc's fork:
  Kitty: If you were to pick someone to help find something, who would it be?
  Calamity: Huey.
  Kitty: Never have I so immediately regretted givin' advice.^note Turns out Calamity got this though.
• Huey is equally concerned:
  Huey: But I'm irrespons'ble.
  Calamity: Eh, who cares.

Black Bart

• The first words of a revived Wrip:
  Wrip: That little hoodlum!

Suspect

• Wrip's depiction of Black Bart looks like Cousin Itt.
  "Brown hair. Brown clothes."

Vineyard Institute

• Rush's non-reaction to Xochiquetzal extracting everyone from the Asylum in something like ten minutes, and dropping them in the corridor outside his office.
  I'll just put on some xocolatl^note Chocolate., shall I?

Dangerous Host

• Amaroq is basically the Team Dad for Team Evil and it's wonderful. How does he punish Charles for going out on his own? He just puts his massive size to use and sits on Charles, pinning him until he agrees to obey his orders.
  Amaroq: No more goin' out commandin' dark abysses without permission.
• Some perfect timing from Amaroq.
  Edmonia: I don't wanna leave.
  Emily: Pfft. Who says we have to?
  Amaroq: You have to go.
  Edmonia: [points] That guy.
• Huey's first idea for confronting Amaroq: Throw Tlaloc's fork at his head! For bonus points, Huey is lighting his way by wearing a candle on his head.

Harmless Guest

• Turns out Huey's got a candle on his head because he'd walked into Mictlan wearing the sculpted pumpkin head intended for Brom. For bonus points, one of the kids outside Mictlan immediately recognises him despite this, because frankly, who would be walking around with a pumpkin on their head in the dead of night besides Huey?

Creep in the Night

• Charles encounters Calamity alone in the dead of night and starts his Evil Gloating without actually taking any steps to protect himself first. Calamity punches him in the stomach.

Alien

• Young Kitty is hilariously blunt in her assessment of Clark's intellect.
  Clark: What happened?
  Kitty: You almost died because you think you're smart and you're not.
• Kitty had the evil eye glare down at a young age. One look is all it takes for a reluctant Ichabod to transform.

Broken Hand

• Even for a dark episode, there's some funny bits: Amaroq trying to find Charles by approaching the Marshal like a parent whose kid has wandered off, for example, and Xochiquetzal's continued mastery◊ of facial expressions.

Banishing Babies

• Having the two snarkiest members of the group on a road trip was, in hindsight, not the best of ideas.
  Calamity: Can you keep him from killin' us?
  Kitty: No, I don't think I can.
• The best-laid plans of mice, men, and Huey:
  Angel: He's not here right now. May I take a message?
  Huey: Aaaaaaw. I was gonna find out his plan.
  Wrip: You really weren't.
  Vinkle: Is that what we were doing?
• Wrip takes over with her most fearsome weapon...Puppy-Dog Eyes. It works.
• Angel's argument for recovering an abandoned baby, presumably Charles, ends in "And I want it. Win-win."

Black, White and Red All Over

• When Corn panics and runs away from testing the White Tezcatlipoca on Xipetotec, Calamity snatches the bow out of the air, bluntly fires an arrow at the target, and heads off to find him.
  The target: I'M FINE!
• Huey's completely blank expression as everything goes to hell.
• Huey delivers the news on Amaroq's Heel–Face Turn several minutes too late.
• Kitty takes up the Red Tezcatlipoca in unique fashion: berating it. The terms "glorified woodstove poker" and "big pokey blowhard" are both used.
• Huey's first thought upon seeing Kitty, her fur ash-grey, the Red Tezcatlipoca in hand?
  Huey: You ain't got clothes on.
  Kitty: There was an all-devouring molten cataclysm.
  Huey: And it just took your clothes? That's weird.

Severed

• Kitty's very you-clean-up-this-mess-right-now-young-man approach to Charles's giant pool of the Black Ick. While Charles is bleeding out from a severed limb.
• When Calamity heads off to find Corn, Huey is still clinging to her like a very large and goofy backpack.
• Corn has settled down a bit and gone into human form in the hope of playing a game.
  Huey: A GAME!
  Calamity: [blocks him with her arm] Nope.
• Kitty has heard of going easy on people, and wants no part of it.
  Charles: You can't make me do anything.
  Kitty: I can't grow you back a new arm neither.
• Corn is very calm and stable and wants to look around the city for a while before they have to leave.
  Calamity: That's weird, right?

Back and Forth

• Huey's antics early on: standing awkwardly near Amaroq waiting for a response, letting animals out of a pen for no reason, making walking motions while Amaroq holds him off the ground by his collar...

Humble

• Kitty does everything short of telling Charles to sit in the corner and think about what he's done.
  Charles: Me? Fix a building?!
  Kitty: The one you broke, yes.
  Charles: I'm just a kid!
  Kitty: You're a felon, is what you are.
• Calamity isn't any more sympathetic.
  Charles: I'm not terrorising anyone, I'm an amputee!
  Calamity: Oh, good job, at least half of that statement is true.
• It's also kind of amusing that Charles still has access to the Black Ick, but at this point they've started treating it like a persistent inconvenience rather than an apocalyptic threat. At one point he covers a wall in the stuff and Calamity opts to be sarcastic about it.
• After they've fixed some of the results of Charles's mayhem, he concludes that they're trying to teach him a Valuable Lesson:
  Charles: You want me to realise that I'm just a kid, and I can't go fixing things because I'm just a kid and it's too hard. I have to wait to grow up to do some things, and I may never be able to do them.
  Kitty: No.
  Amaroq: I'd like it if he learned that.
  Kitty: You still have to fix that temple, young man.
• The end of Charles's encounter with Grandmother Spider:
  Mama: Now run along, you have two of my dear friends to free yet. Go on, shoo.
  Charles is unceremoniously yeeted out of the web

One for Sorrow

• Calamity gets brought down to earth:
  Calamity: Never been happy to be in Hollow before...[sees the Institute] That feeling didn't last.
  Charles: It wasn't like that when I left. (looks around at the total non-reaction from everyone else) Oh yeah, disbelieve me, very original!
• Charles gets a new outfit out of the Black Tezcatlipoca's jar, and proves...less than appreciative.
  Charles: Clothes? How is that supposed to help me?
• Pattern recognition is a valuable skill.
  Charles: Yours is one of the strangest minds I've come across.
  Ichabod: Oh, is it?
  Charles: Yes. Normally, people have tried punching me in the face by now.

Judgment

• Xipetotec is so done with the village chief's nonsense.
  Chief: Taken to breaking and entering, have you? Even if the village puts up with your other impertinent behaviour, they won't stand for this!
  Xipetotec: I'm just in your window, you paranoid schmuck.
• Xipetotec has just claimed the Scythe.
  Xipetotec: I must speak to the people of the village.
  Ixtlilton: Before you do, you are meant to have this.
  Xochipilli: Also, you should probably not be naked.
• Amaroq gets to actually be funny...while he's choking Huey against a tree.
  Amaroq: Who are ya?
  Ichabod: I'm Ichabod.
  Amaroq: That's unfortunate.
• Xipetotec gives Icky a pep talk:
  Xipetotec: The stars are wise and patient. They will wait until their knowledge can be used, and until there is an audience.
  Ichabod: Three shooting stars just collided in the middle of the Hummingbird constellation!
  Xipetotec: Nothin' like instant validation.
• Xipetotec has a very direct approach to morality: after Amaroq makes Huey poke the Blue Tezcatlipoca (earning him a nasty shock), Murder forces Amaroq to do the same.
• Kitty looks on the bright side!
  Kitty: Oh, I'm sure it won' kill me. I'll starve to death long afore that happens.
• Great heights in the art of explanation are reached.
  Xochiquetzal: [on why Tlaloc had jars to go with the Tezcatlipoca] We think Tlaloc just liked jars.
  Paula: [on why the Black didn't take a form] It didn't wanna.
  Paula: [on gender roles] Logic has no place in this war! Learn to punch things!
• Young Kitty is just as snarky when Done (TM) as she will be in the series. Xochipilli actually resents this one for a while!
  Xochipilli: Despite the ground being sucked of its life by the Blackness, some plants still put up a good fight!
  Kitty: Makes sense that food that's hard ta eat is also hard ta kill.
• The final image of the book is a tea party: Kitty, Paula, Xochiquetzal, and Xipetotec, who looks completely awkward and out of place.

Outtakes

One

• Sushijustask's Buffy Speak:
  Sushijustask: These are my noises of me knowing what is going on. 'Aaaaah.'

Two

• Pronunciation proves troublesome.
  MrMexicanFoodIsGood: No-one should be susceptible to the Back blahhhh
  Warlordofnoodles: If you're having trouble with 'Black'...you're going to have problems!
• Paula's amazing dancing accent.
  Sushijustask: Yer actin' crazy again! That one was Scottish. I got a little Celtic in me.
  Sushijustask: Hey Icky! 'Ey Icky! Me Rasta now!
  Sushijustask: Icky, wot'd Oi just say...wow, I don't know what that was but that was awesome.

Three

• Warlordofnoodles represents the two proposed pronunciations of "Amaroq", "Ama-rock" and "Ama-Rack", with Amaroq's squinting, glaring eyes superimposed on pictures of a rock and a spice rack respectively.
• MrMexicanFoodIsGood records in a pillow fort.
  MrMexicanFoodIsGood Feels like I'm going to Narnia.
  MrMexicanFoodIsGood Into the time chamber!
• Bouncy Vinkle.
  T.L. Jones: CREATIVE LICENSE! Hahahaha. Creative license wooooo! I told a story!
• Sushijustask fluffs a line:
  Sushijustask: What're you doin'? ...Out in the rain? So late? Eeeeeeeh? [laughs] Use that one!
• The pirate captain's amazing dancing accent.
  Warlordofnoodles: That was like a cross between Spanish and Scottish!
  T.L. Jones: It was a super weird love child. His name is Jesús McGilliam!

Four

• There are certain issues with the height of the mic.
  Racheltheflying: That's way too high for me.
  Warlordofnoodles: Oh, right, [Masquerader]'s frickin' tall!
  Racheltheflying: You both suck.
  Masquerader: I'm not tall, the world is just built small.
• Huey's VA turns the cheer up a little too high.
  Mr. Shoes: Maybe he stepped in black goo, like Vinkle! And got stuck! And died!
• The problems of nickname choice.
  Warlordofnoodles: Corn! Corn! Corn? Boy that sounds stupid.
  Mr. Shoes: Out of context, like...
  Masquerader: CORN!
  Warlordofnoodles: My cabbages!
• Sushijustask takes a moment to pun.
  Sushijustask: Well, no, it's serious face now. We got centipedes afoot. On a lotta foots. [rimshot]
• Sushijustask has trouble with some of the pronunciations.
  Sushijustask: It is a Texas pickle! Can I just call them Texas pickle?
• T.L. Jones takes the opportunity to ham it up while playing the loud McCoy villager, who they dub "McVillage Idiot".

  Mr. Shoes: Hello, sir, what would you like?
  T.L. Jones: I WOULD LIKE A DOLLAR MENU!

Five

• The names aren't getting any more pronounceable for poor Sushijustask.
  Sushijustask: Oh God, that name.
  Sushijustask: I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
  Sushijustask: Some of us will meet Xochiquetzal where she was supposed to meet...Xmhmhemaherm. You may need to piece this together.
  Sushijustask: Some of us will meet that one chick where she was supposed to go meet the other chick...unless Xochipilli is a dude, in which case I apologise profusely to Xochipilli.
• The entire saga of the Crap Cookies.
  Mr. Shoes: So therefore they're just...mostly sugar. It's like eating candy, not cookies.
  Masquerader: Good Lord that sounds intriguing.
  Mr. Shoes: [takes a bite and starts coughing]
  Masquerader: Don't die on me, old man.
  ...
  Masquerader: The cookies are killing me. It's just diabetes taking my vocal chords instead of my sight.
  Mr. Shoes: One cookie WILL NOT GIVE YOU DIABETES!
• Warlordofnoodles's delivery of a line for a small child is described as being angrier than it should be.
  Warlordofnoodles: Well, it's just...YOU'RE DOING SO MUCH DUMB!
• Racheltheflying has a logical reason for everything.
  Mr. Shoes: Why do you have a tube of sriracha attached to your keychain?!
  Racheltheflying: Because sometimes I need sriracha!
• Strange mental images courtesy MrMexicanFoodIsGood.
  MrMexicanFoodIsGood: Because Chalchiutlique picked you as the Force user...Force user. Darth Huey.
• Mr. Shoes is a trifle distracting.
  Warlordofnoodles: Don't throw things up and down.
  Mr. Shoes: When you're talking, I'll toss.
  Masquerader: You're a tosser, all right.
• Masquerader dubs Charles a "little bastard".

Six

• Context is important!
  starshine: It's like a giant wooden pencil with no lead.
  Masquerader: I believe I misheard something.
• Sushijustask manages to succumb to Cuteness Proximity for an animal that doesn't even exist.
  Sushijustask: I have a feeling I'd be on my...bisony...ox-y...adorableness-ness, aww who's a cutey little oxen-y thingy...Aww, I'm gonna name him my little Biscuit...
• Mr. Shoes gets a little too technical when explaining the five claps.
  Masquerader: No, I got the main point. You're a big nerd.
• T.L. Jones overplays Vinkle's stoicism just a little.
  T.L. Jones: Huey snuck into their house. Ah. Ah! Hey Huey.
  Mr. Shoes: Huey's just in the cabinet.
  T.L. Jones: He's in the cabinet?
  Mr. Shoes: I don't know.
  T.L. Jones: Hand me the trail sauce.
• Why haven't all of these characters learned sign language yet?
  Sushijustask: Icky! You're going to have to stay in Hollow to meet Xochiquetzal, since you and Kitty are the only ones that understand that little bastard!

Seven

• Sushijustask gets interrupted by a Facebook notification.
• Line spacing is a tricky thing.
  Warlordofnoodles: o/~ I'm going there to see my Saviour...I'm an idiot who didn't have the thing...it's on the other page...o/~
• They attempt to put the sheriff of Hollow and Amaroq in a "growl-off".
• Motivation is important.
  Masquerader: Jesse, make me laugh.
  Mr. Shoes: Make you laugh? Um...
  Warlordofnoodles: You suck and I hate you.
  Masquerader: (laughs) That works, I suppose.
• Mr. Shoes in the role of a lifetime as "Icky's Chum".
  Mr. Shoes: I'm chum now.
  Mr. Shoes: Hey, buckaroo! Good to see ya! Bang bang bang, double-guns.
  Mr. Shoes: And have you finally found a sweetheart? ...Do you have a sweet tart? I would love one!
• Paula's accent continues its mysterious dance.
  Sushijustask: We're gonna be Southern now! Southern Scottish Canadian! Hybrid!

Nine

• Edmonia's voice actress, Cosplaykippy, gets into a discussion with Mr Shoes about the merits of hospitals, which gets somewhat sidetracked when the latter starts insisting that the real problem with hospitals is that they never give you more arms than you started with. When Cosplaykippy forgets Angel's name and refers to her as "What's-her-bucket", Angel's normal "puppet" sprite is replaced with one shaped like an upturned bucket for the entire video.
• "Introduction to Logic" with Sushijustask and Charles's voice actor.
  Dr. Awesomesauce: Why do you have so many cups in here?
  Sushijustask: Because I'm a hoarder.
  Dr. Awesomesauce: Why do you hoard cups?
  Sushijustask: Because I can.
• The hospital topic comes back unexpectedly.
  Mr. Shoes: Why can't the hospital give you extra ears?!
  Cosplaykippy: I DON'T KNOW!
• Things get a little off track:
  Mr. Shoes: You can call her a dickwad.
  Cosplaykippy: No, I love Betsy, she's beautiful and amazing -
  Warlordofnoodles: ROAST ME!

Ten (Gross Mouth Noises)

• Said gross mouth noises are represented by replacing the "Charles" puppet with, among other things, the Tasmanian Devil and a murloc.
  Warlordofnoodles: How are you managing to sound like you're drowning?
  Dr. Awesomesauce: That is called..."me".
• Sushijustask's accent once again starts dancing.
  Sushijustask: Did you know polar bears are Irish? Just a fun fact.
  [the rock from Over the Garden Wall descends into the frame]
• This is not how theology works.
  Warlordofnoodles: He's all, like...a preacher who's planning to call fire down from hell...
  [Note: Hell is up for this analogy]
• Betsy is under no illusions about her typography skills.

  (on "Xochiquetzal") It's the only word that's spelled correctly!

Eleven

• "Introduction to Comedy" with Betsy Lee.
  TL Jones: Is it 1945 yet?
  Mr Shoes: (as his sprite looks through a calendar) It is...not.
  TL Jones: Aww.
  "Footnote" Screen: They were talking about military time but I like my dumb joke
• Betsy gives herself a shower of deliberately badly drawn confetti when a word is wrong because someone else is misreading it, rather than it being a typo. Several misreads pop up in the video, including Charles proclaiming that his power "ways laste" to things.
  It's never been that way before!
• The sensation of coming in at the wrong time in a conversation is overwhelming.
  Tl Jones: Just so you know, if you're coming into the conversation at this exact moment, we're talking about people eating teeth.
• 2 Lines Since Last Typo

Twelve

• "Weeeeeed - oh my gosh, I don't know what I was gonna do, but I knew I hated it." - Mr Shoes
• A phone chimes at the wrong moment and sends "Amaroq" into an extremely gruff giggle fit.
• Amaroq gradually mutating into a cross between Emperor Palpatine and a raven while talking about bitcoin. It makes no sense even in-context.
• The multiple interruptions by the cat.
• Betsy fluffs a line:
  If he said something that wasn't true the world would turn into a sofa...
• A slightly different spin on the Red Tezcatlipoca:
  It's not my purpose. Not my porpoise. I don't like porpoises.
• This line:
  Dr Awesomesauce: This line is after I've realised that evil villain intros are a bad thing.

Thirteen

• "Socially distance from the microphone!"
• Huey's baffling ramble about seeds.
• The city of M.