Funny / No Escape (1994)

• When the Outsiders capture Robbins soon after he’s dumped on the island, Marek decides that he’ll spend five minutes in the pool with Ralph, the “Director of Aquatic Activities.” Robbins is given a knife, Ralph takes off the arm of a statue with his staff, and the audience is psyched up for an intense fight… that lasts all of ten seconds when Robbins throws his knife into Ralph’s chest, and poor Ralph suffers a further indignity when he slips and suffers a Groin Attack on the log bridge they’re on before falling dead into the water. Marek’s stunned You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me! look is the icing on the cake.