Funny / Nintendo Power Promo Videos

• Nintendo 64: Change the System: Some of the banter from the three game players, especially:
  David: (over footage of Mario running into the castle) What kinda skills you havin', little man?
• From the Star Fox 64 video:
  • The Sega and Sony guys' evil laughs when they kidnap Peter.
  • Sony talking through the megaphone when Peter is right in front of him.
    Sega: Word on the street is, you got a new Nintendo 64 game coming out.
    Peter: Could you be a little more specific?! We got a lot of new games coming out.
    Sega: (mimics him derisively)
  • This part.
    Sega: And you'd better tell us all you know, or else...
    Peter: Or else what?
    [Sega stutters in disbelief; Sony shoves him out of the way]
    Sony: Or else... plumber boy here... gets it!
    [Sony reveals a Mario doll on a torture rack]
  • Later, they kidnap another Nintendo guy, Bob, by pretending to be pizza delivery men. When it cuts back to their lair, Peter is shown untied and eating pizza.
    Sega: Pizza for Bob.
    Sony: Are you, uh... Bob?
    Bob: Yeah, but, uh... I didn't order any pizza. (Sega opens the pizza box, spreading knockout gas; Sony and Sega laugh maniacally)
  • Bob's line as Sony and Sega ask if Star Fox 64 can be played on the Sega Saturn or PlayStation.
    Bob: NOPE! ONLY ON NINTENDO 64!
• The Diddy Kong Racing video:
  • We start with this:
    Narrator: First on the scene! First with the news! Last in the Journalist's Invitational Softball Tournament, this is "Hot Topic"!
  • Frank Fontaine Driven to Madness by the "limitless" amount of match combinations. The last time we see him, he's a Motor Mouth in fast forward still listing all the variants. Cut back to host Trent Tillman, giving an awkward laugh: "Okay, Frank."
• The Banjo Kazooie video narrated by Jon Lovitz. His delivery is epic.
• This exchange in the Invasion of Nintendo video:
  Old janitor 1: Jago rules.
  Old janitor 2: Riptor rules.
  Old janitor 1: Jago rules.
  Old janitor 2: Jago sucks big time.
  Old janitor 1: You suck.

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