Funny / Nick Bertke

Driving Diaries

• The smile he makes as his car starts in one of his videos.
• When he goes to Subway and gets his sub, he points out that the sauce in his sub is spilling out in a pool in his wrapper, so it looks like it's "had a good cum session" to him. He even imitates what he thinks the sub must be feeling. "Ohhhh..."
• Him complaining about kids who bash Path of Exile thinking it's a ripoff of Diablo, when it was made by the ex-developers of the latter.
  Nick: (as a complaining kid) This game is a ripoff of Diablo. I'm not gonna play it. It's so lame. It's just a ripoff of Diablo. It's made by the people who made Diablo, you stu—
  (VINTAGE MOTOR TRIKE!)
  Nick: —pid dickheads.

Everything Else

• Pogo's dancing in his "Wishery Live Mix" video.
  • Imagine that same dancing but for fifteen minutes.
• The lyrics from "Can O Woop Ass". For example:
  Ripping apart your cheeks
  Kicking your anus in
  Giving you shits for a week
• From his video on how to make music that sells, Nick's statement on how a female Autotune vocal is very essential. Why? Sex appeal. "Everybody wants to fuck somebody."
• His lyrics to every song you'll ever find on the radio, which are a Take That! to the industry itself.
  This song sounds like everything else
  On the radio, on the radio
  Zero imagination, zero originality
  This song sounds like everything else
  And you love it, cuz you're brain dead
  Nick (spoken): And people will eat that shit up.
• In the "Perth Milks It" video, one guy has his back to the camera and looks an awful lot like he's masturbating, but then he turns around and shows that he was very vigorously and suggestively shaking a milk carton.

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