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Episode 1:
- The prologue, explaining the power of choice throughout history, with some Gratuitous English and more than a bit of Genius Bonus to boot.
  Sevuhnteeeen!
- Kanade running all over the playground while holding his head in pain.
- The ridiculous censorship that keeps appearing when Kanade tries to get a look of Konagi's panties.
Episode 4:
- Kanade's Unwanted Harem of nothing but guys, and the three girls who keep following them everywhere.
Episode 7:
- Nearly all of it, but especially Yuragi's Yandere act, and Ayame and Furano's Trash Talk fight.
Episode 9:
- During the second Sadistic Choice, the voice just cracks up and laughs his ass off at poor Kanade.
- Smallest in the History of Humanity.
- Unlimited Brother Works vs. Gate of Oinkton.
Running Gags:
- The Ecce Homo picture for the Flippant God.
- Whenever Kanade's phone vibrates, causing his hips to thrust furiously.
- ''Seriously, there's something wrong with the last one!''
- The Stingers at the end of each episode showing What If? Kanade had picked the most ridiculous choice.

Funny / My Mental Choices Are...