Funny / My Friends Tigger & Pooh

• In the song "Just a Few Simple Rules" from the special Tigger & Pooh and a Musical Too, Rabbit outlines his new rules as mayor of the Hundred Acre Wood. One of his rules is that everyone has to do chores at the same time, so he brings Piglet a scrub brush to wash dishes.
  Piglet: Uh, thank you, Rabbit, heh, but all of my dishes are already washed.
  Rabbit: Uh, that doesn't matter. All chores are to be done at the same time, all over the Wood. It's simply more organized. ... ... But I can cite no greater crime / Than to sweep at sleeping time / Or to use a schedule different from my own!
  Piglet: Uh, what time is it now, Rabbit?
  Rabbit: Time to sing the chorus, of course.
• In the episode where Eeyore, Darby and Tigger "go to the moon" (well, actually, their rocket ship just landed in the woods), Darby and Tigger encounter Rabbit, who Tigger thinks is a "Moon Woozle" in disguise. We then get this:
  Tigger: (angrily, to Rabbit) I got a joke for ya! What did one chicken say to the other chicken?
  Rabbit: Tigger, I don't CARE what chickens talk about!
  Tigger: (dryly) It's Rabbit.
• In "Buster's Bath," the characters are trying to get Buster, who Hates Baths, to see that Baths Are Fun. They ask their friends to bring their best bath toys, only for Rabbit to show up with a shower cap, which they note isn't exactly a toy. Rabbit replies that he would never take a bath without one, and besides, baths aren't for having fun, they're for getting clean.
  Tigger: Not exactly the message we're lookin' to send. Next!
• In "Darby's Super Sleuth Surprise," the Super Sleuths discover Rabbit making pies for a Surprise Party for them, which he excuses as making pies for the winter. They ask if he wants help, but he says that he doesn't. They walk away, discussing how it's odd that he didn't want their help...
  Tigger: Well, you know ol' cotton-bottom. He's the self-deficient type. Ya' know, a real do-it-without-ya kinda guy.
• In one installment, Rabbit can actually be heard singing "Doing the dishes is one of my wishes."
• There's something very amusing about Roo's reactions in "How to Say I Love Roo." When he get a pot of honey from Pooh as an I Love You Day gift for Kanga, only to discover it's empty, he starts hopping left and right in a rapid manner, then shouts "She's coming!" as the door opens, only for Darby to pull him into some bushes. Later, after sneezing away the flowers that were his second gift away, he starts running around in a panicky circle.
• Lumpy's insistence that the Super Sleuths aren't Tigger and Pooh.
  Lumpy: Pooh and Tigger just went to call you.
  Darby: But, Lumpy, this is Tigger and Pooh. They are the Super Sleuths.
  Lumpy: (chuckles) That's what you always say, Darby. But you can't fool me. Pooh and Darby don't wear blue costumes. Or those funny masks.
• In "No More Honey for Pooh," Pooh gets stuck inside a log, apparently because he's been eating too much honey. And then we get this...
  Pooh: So, my tummy got extra big because of all the extra honey I've been eating and that's why I became stuck in the log?
  Tigger: (deadpan) Phew! It's like watching pure genius at work. Go on, log boy, you're on a roll.
  Pooh: Oh, so perhaps, if my tummy went down, I could get unstuck?
  Tigger: Oh, that sounds pooh-fectly "log"-ical to me. "Log"-ical!
• In "Stuck Be a Piglet", we see Tigger about to eat an ice cream, but then it melts right before he licks it.
  Tigger: Hey! Is this an ice cream cone, or an ice steam cone?!
• In "Darby The Plant-sitter," Tigger dances in hope to help plant grows. The idea should be funny enough on it's own, but the icing on the cake is seeing Tigger using Turk's dance from the live action series Scrubs, a reference that would fly over the show's target demographic in 2009. Even better, this dance would years later be known as the default dance in Fortnite. It has to be seen to be believed.

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