Whether its once in a while or more often than that, reading the Muv-Luv series of Visual Novels will make you chuckle at the least. Place those moments here.
- "You're not gonna get any stupider so don't worry. You're the most expensive idiot, human technology could assemble!" -Shirogane Takeru, 12/30/2001
- The followup: "Whaaaaat!? Apologize to Kouzuki-senseiii!"
- UN Undersecretary Tamase's visit in Unlimited and Alternative.
- "Well, I would like to have some grandchildren in the near future. Do. You. Not. Agree!? Wahahahahaha...!"
- At which point Takeru is carried off bodily by an enraged Ayamine, Meiya, and Sakaki.
- Tamase is pretty much like this in every world. In Extra, he has a moustache which must be seen to be believed.
- Even though it happens fairly often, you can't help but giggle every time Sumika beats the crap out of Takeru.
- Ayamine is pretty much made of this in all her non-serious scenes, especially when trolling Takeru or ruffling Sakaki's feathers.
- Yuuko generally has one or two of these moments, mostly in Extra but once or twice in Unlimited and Alternative. Generally having to do with costumes, either the ones she dresses Marimo in, or her own ridiculous Christmas costume in Unlimited.
- An unintentional example, but much of the Gratuitous English in Alternative, including the opening cutscene itself.
- During the coup, A group of American F-15s and Japanese Shiranuis get into a standoff. The Americans request the Japanese forces to speak English, but the Japanese respond, "English can eat shit!" It's arguably even better in the Alternative Anime adaptation
, as the American is so caught off guard he slightly lowers his rifle in the middle of a battlefield and gives a perfect Flat "What" just because he didn't expect that response.
- During the coup, A group of American F-15s and Japanese Shiranuis get into a standoff. The Americans request the Japanese forces to speak English, but the Japanese respond, "English can eat shit!" It's arguably even better in the Alternative Anime adaptation
- The chapter in Unlimited where one of the girls discovers Takeru's Game Guy. This leads to Takeru claiming to be a special agent and that the Game Guy is a training simulator. And then he ends up getting the girl addicted to the game.
- On that note, when he first pulls the special agent lie, whoever he is talking to asks why he sucks so much during training if that's the case. Takeru tries to lie that being so unfit to be a soldier disguises the fact that he is actually a big deal, and is told that in reality, he stands out more because of it. And there is even a cross-game Brick Joke in Alternative, where Takeru tries to pull the same lie now that his extra years of experience made him the best soldier of the squad... and the girls don't even bother humoring him this time. He isn't amused that owning a video-game makes it easier to pass as a special agent than being The Ace.
- Unlimited's But Thou Must! "choice" during the Game Guy scene.1) Just make something up! Whatever!2) Just play it off or something!! I dunno!!3) Think of an excuse!! No matter how stupid!!!4) Just bullshit something! Who cares!?5) Pull something outta my ass, goddammit!!
