- From Episode 1, We have:
- The Mail Box Segment.
Medaka: Excuse me. Excuse me. ZENKICHI!Zenkichi: WHAT?!Turns around to view Medaka in only her bra and panties with a fan.Zenkichi: GAH!Spontaneously combusts and falls out of his chairZenkichi (still on fire): MEDAKA! HAVE SOME DIGNITY, GODDAMNIT!Medaka: Are you still on about the fans?Zenkichi: MY DAD WAS KILLED BY A FAN! Now what're we doing here?Medaka: 'Cuuuzzz, it's MAIL TIME!Medaka (singing): Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail (shakes her booty to emphasize), When it comes, I wanna wail, "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIILLLLLL!"- The ending.
Medaka: And so everything ended up nicely.Zenkichi: Except for the students hospitalized, the glasses-guy traumatized-Cut to aforementioned glasses-guy rambling insanely.Cut back to Zenkichi.Zenkichi: And me having internal bleeding, but yeah, it ended well.Medaka: Hey! Wanna join the Student Council?Zenkichi: Will it have flowers?Medaka: FLOWERS AND BITCHES FOR EVERYONE!!! - From Episode 2.
- "Copyright? Bitch please, I'm a loli."
- From Episode 3.
- Shiranui's rather blunt method of persuading people to attend the swimming event.
Shiranui: There'll be BOMB sex!- Medaka's method of transportation to the pool? A GIANT CANNON!
Zenkichi: HOW DID YOU GET THESE THINGS?!Medaka: Because my boobs are huge!- The reactions to Medaka managing to not lose the third event by balancing on a ball almost entirely underwater.
Tanzaku: Medaka's walking on water! Is she, like, Jesus or something?!Shiranui: Yes!Tanzaku: ...Well, anyways... - From Episode 4.
- Zenkichi tells Kikaijima to NEVER let Medaka have a gun: last time, she shot herself in the head trying to take care of a fly.
- Onigase's rather non-sequitur response to the Student Council mocking her nickname for sounding gay: to piss on their floor. Where she comes from, it's a sign of great offence!
- Upon meeting Unzen, Onigase immediately warns Medaka not to mention his height. Medaka's first words to Unzen's face? "Holy cow, this kid's small."
Onigase: FUCK YOU, MEDAKA! YOU HAD ONE JOB! - From Episode 5.
- In the Previously on… segment:
Unzen: I'm going to kill your friends.Medaka: YAY! I mean, nooooooooo...- Fue's attempt to seduce Zenkichi consists entirely of telling him in a seductive tone that she's a girl. He is, obviously, Not Distracted by the Sexy.
Fue: Yeah, I think he might be gay, sir.Zenkichi: (from a distance) FUCK!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/MedakaMENT
FollowingFunny / Medaka MENT
Go To