Funny / Mastodon

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• Brent Hines starring in a mock-pharmaceutical commercial for Atlanta-based Mexican eatery Elmyr's. Aside from the numerous disclaimers, there's just something about a large, bearded, face-tattooed metal singer playing golf, doing yoga, or accompanying a kid at a softball game.
• "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife", which appears at the beginning of The Aqua Teen Hungerforce Colon Movie Film For Theatres, is a guide to how to behave at the cinema. With the proviso that, if you don't behave yourself, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes.
  • And then re-appropriated by Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series's Yu-Gi-Oh!: Bonds Beyond Time Movie.
  • Special mention goes to Brann's spot-on imitation of King Diamond's singing style during the chorus.
• The music video for "The Motherload." You know the one.
• Troy schools us on mastodon facts.^note Some of them, such as the etymology "nipple tooth," are accurate.

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