Funny / Magical Legend of the Leprechauns

• "Has the Queen seen what you've done to the floor?" "Not yet, Sire" "Well make sure I'm there when she does."
• Bickering:
  Mary: You're soaking wet, I'll get you a towel.
  Seamus: What about me?
  Mary: You can get pneumonia!
• More bickering:
  Seamus: Jack! Tell him to listen to his father!
  Jack: Why? I never did.
  Seamus: Neither did I, that's not the point!
• This:
  Chamberlain: We came under a white flag of peace."
  Jentee: Someone should have told you, I'm colourblind.
• Seamus, about Jack playing golf—"That's a mighty energetic way of doing the weeding Jack."
• Aaaand even more bickering:
  Mary Don't speak to your father like that!
  Mickey: You do.
  Mary: It's expected, I'm his wife! And don't speak to me like that!
  Mickey: Well who am I expected to speak to like that then?
• Mickey and his friends are riding a soap bubble up to the fairy's castle. The smell of the soap (or as they call it, "clean") is an alien concept for one of them; he doesn't know what to make of it.
• When Jessica says that all leprechauns are "vile, villainous, and vulgar", Mickey is quick to be offended at the first two, but admits that the third one might be accurate.

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