We could basically list the entire series if we wanted, but here are some more specific examples, not all of which are something Mario says.
Episode 1
- The Establishing Series Moment. Mario's approaching Bowser, clearly angry. Epic fight music is playing, and Bowser boasts about kidnapping the princess... and then suddenly Mario cuts him off and starts calling Peach a cunt and asking her why she can't stop being captured.
- Bowser suddenly becomes hilariously incompetent throughout the whole thing, unable to even do anything to stop Mario. When he insults his minions, Bowser is quick to stick up for them, so Mario just turns around and calls him a fat fuck, which just shuts him right back up.Bowser: You think I'm fat?
- "WE'RE GOING TO GO HOME, AND GUESS WHAT YOU'RE SUCKING?! MAH BALLS!"
Episode 2
- Mario's natural reaction when he realizes there are people actively making his life harder.Mario: YOU THINK THIS IS CUTE? YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKIN' FUNNY?! ALL THIS SHIT?!
- Mario complains to the level designers that they give him mushrooms that don't get him high.
- "IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME ALL THESE COINS... HOW ABOUT BUILDING... A FUCKIN' WALMAAAAART?!"
- The fact that this episode can be applied to real people who make ridiculously hard levels.
- When one of the designers attempts to defend themsleves:Level Designer Toad: H-hey, the beanstalks help you get to high places-Mario: THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY GODDAMN HIGH PLACES!!
- "...IF I HAVE TO JUMP OVER ONE MORE PIT, SLIDE DOWN ONE MORE PIPE, OR CLIMB ONE MORE FUCKIN' BEANSTALK; I WILL PERSONALLY RIP YOUR HEAD OFF, AND BLOW MY FUCKIN' LOAD DOWN YOUR GODDAMN NECK!!"
Episode 3
- As it turns out, Mario's canonical joyful personality has just been a public cover the entire time!
- Also, who called the cops on Mario? His neighbor Sonic.
Episode 4
- So Mario returns from a hard day, only to find a message from Bowser that he kidnapped Peach again. Mario responds with an Atomic F-Bomb.
- And then he leaves his house, only to find that Yoshi has become such a fat glutton that, not only he not even move, but he also apparently eats people now. And shits everywhere without getting up.Mario: Just look at yourself... you gluttonous pile of fuck!
- The ending:Toad (off-screen): Hey Mario, Bowser kidnapped the princess—Mario (also off-screen): I KNOW, YOU CUM DUMPSTER!
Episode 5
- The fact that, according to the Thwomp that appears in this episode, they're actually covered with dicks. Not spikes. Every time he smashes into the ground, he's actually masturbating.
- Also, his gay euphemisms.
