Funny / Luke Mochrie and the Inners

• The Burlesque mini-review.
  Ringo: It was good!
  Phillip: It was shit.
  Ringo: Are you serious?
  Phillip: What did you like?
  Ringo: The acting. What didn't you like?
  Phillip: Everything else.
  Ringo: Oh, you bitch.
  Kinley: OK, shut up! Conclusion time...
• Phillip talking about the dialogue in Season of the Witch. "I'd rather have my ears fucked by toothpaste, with pitchforks, on fire."
• Phillip learns who directed No Strings Attached.
  Phillip: But what can you expect from the director of...
  Ringo: Ghostbusters?
  Phillip: Exactly... What?
• Ringo's breakdown in Skyline.
  • And this bit from earlier:
  Ringo: "What's wrong with you, you Mr. Sour Pants, always going to the movies wearing his sour pants, and just being... sour... pants."
• This little snipe from Phillip:
  Ringo: How are you so consistently frustrating?
  Phillip: It's a gift. Merry Christmas.
• Poor Wretch.
  Ringo: Wretch, we're actually going to share you this week.
  Wretch: You're not - propositioning me or anything, are you?
  Ringo: No! No, we're just both going to use you for our own gain.
  Wretch: Not making me feel much better about this.
  Ringo: Our minds are - metaphorically - going to have sexual intercourse. A three-way of the mind, if that makes it easier.
  Wretch: ...Let's just do this.
• Donny. Just... Donny. He's just so... emphatic.

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