Funny / Loreweaver Universe

Steven Universe

• His reaction to Greg's first appearance in "Laser Light Cannon:"
  Lore: our hero emerges, wielding the waffle iron of justice and waffles
• In Bubble Buddies, when Lars starts licking Steven's bubble shield, Lore can only respond with:

  Loreweaver: "LARS WHAT THE CRAPPING HECKTACULAR ASS-BASTARD ARE YOU DOING"

• From Greg and Rose's dance scene in "We Need to Talk:" 'From inside the temple can be heard a resounding HYEURGH as Pearl slips and falls on her training sword because of how goddamn smooth that was'
  • An earlier post involves Lore changing Garnet's dialogue a bit:
  Greg: Metaphorically...?
  Garnet: [beat]
  Garnet: We’re fucking space aliens, Greg.
• This post is spent arguing with Ruby over her animation, which is almost memetically deranged in the episode Lore was blogging at the time, "Keystone Motel."
  • Another thing from "Keystone Motel" was the post where Lore spent twenty minutes putting screenshots of Ruby and Sapphire to a quote from the Game Grumps. He then spent even more time laughing at his own joke instead of continuing with the episode.
  • And then the joke comes back with a vengeance during the liveblog of "Now We're Only Falling Apart", with a twist.
• Lore's random frog story.
  Lore: Anyways, my point is that Steven is an adorable potato friend and I love him.
• His reaction to Steven and Connie watching the stars together in "Steven's Birthday:"
  Lore: and then lore’s heart exploded, and he spent his final gasping moments typing out one last post. farewell my fr
  • One commenter suggested that he was attempting to say "farewell my frogs"...which Lore accepted as the "canon" conclusion to the sentence.
• This particular caption from "Steven's Birthday" involving ill-time shape-shifting, Amethyst, Greg, and a pinata:
  Amethyst: "It's called foreplay, Steven! No dodging the question!"
• Lore's version of the "crying about snakes" line, with one difference...
• The liveblog of Alexandrite vs Malachite:
  Lore: DUDE
  Lore: DUDE
  Lore: DUDE
  Lore: DUDE
  Lore: ...dude
• His ENTIRE liveblog of Hit The Diamond is a combination of this and Heartwarming.
• Loreweaver's Hypocritical Humor:
  Lore (after Greg gets a gigantic royalties check): It ain’t about the money, but the money sure makes things easier!
  If you liked this episode and want to help me pay my rent, click that “Support Me” link above the
  • And then, right afterwards, he realizes that he actually does need money for his Patreon.
• The creation of Fashion Police Jasper.
• Fashion Police Jasper returns. Saying any more would ruin the punchline.
  • Two words: homemade jorts.
• One of Lore's friends, Minda, has a Running Gag of replicating all the dubious food created in the show, from the Deep Fried Pizza to the Dog-Nut. Lore is easily Squicked by such things, and Minda takes great glee in showing them to him.
  Minda: Oh look, something else crazy for me to eat.
  Lore: NO
  Minda: "No?"
  Minda: Lore, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?
  Minda: (Posts a picture of the french-fry pizza from Restaurant Wars)
  Minda: I did it thirty-five minutes ago.
  Lore: WHAT THE FUCK
• The ending to the "Change Your Mind" liveblog would be a heartwarming tearjerker, due to Lore being torn between happiness over the way the episode played out and sorrow at the fact that a show he loves so dearly is ending, complete with a heartwarming final speech about how much it has touched his life and how sad he is to see it go...if it weren't for the fact that "Change Your Mind" wasn't the series finale. He was so emotional and opened up so much that his Discord followers almost didn't have the heart to tell him.
  Fate's End Says Play Air Tonelico: so can we tell him now?
  Teddy Orc Enthusiast: oh man do we tell him
  Fate's End Says Play Air Tonelico: I dunno, should we tell him?
  Punderplunk: I vote yes
  calzonesdefuego123: lets do it
  Boss Frog (Lore): FUCK JUST TELL ME
  igu: theres...probably more?
  Teddy Orc Enthusiast: theres more seasons coming
  Digamma: at least one
  Kat in the basement: We're gonna get more show, Lore
  Boss Frog: W H A T
  calzonesdefuego123: it ain't over chief
  wololo you like revue now: This is where the fun begins
  Boss Frog: AND YOU LET ME JUST S A Y ALL THOSE THINGS
  wololo you like revue now: Yes.
  We did.
  Because we love you.
  Boss Frog: FUCK

Other

• Any time Lore melts over something adorable is a mixture of this and Heartwarming.
• "Good Jorb" Said whenever a character screws up or does something derpy.
• Loreweaver basically flips out every single time he sees a frog in an episode: case in point, here. It makes one wonder how he'll react to Over the Garden Wall, in which one of the main characters carries around a frog in practically every scene. And the episode where the the characters are on a boat full of frog people.
  • Update: HE WAS EXCITED.
  I’M ABOUT TO VIBRATE THROUGH THE GODDAMN FLOOR
• Lore has restarted his livestreaming. Judging by the footage put up on YouTube of the first Minecraft reward tier stream, his episodes are sure to be full of Funny Moments.
• Lore started chip discourse.
• Adora would like you to know how cool her She Ra outfit is in Lore's new liveblog. She even changed sides because of it.
• Lore considers Green Thumb users to be the scariest super-powered individuals, due to all the Fridge Horror associated with that powerset; as a result, his captions depict Perfuma, the hippie flowerchild princess, as completely terrifying... and completely oblivious to that fact.
  Perfuma: Oh, we don't do allergies here. I’ve made sure the plants know exactly what I’ll do to them if they hurt anyone.
  Adora: Glimmer, I’m scared.

  Perfuma: Wait, you didn’t realize I can hear everything the trees hear?
  Adora:...Glimmer, I'm scared.