Richard
- There's one early on in the comic:
- Richard: Do you remember the guy that kept throwing daggers at me? These are his teeth.
- "I'm no physician but there appears to be a dagger through my chest."
- "That ventriloquism spell was worth every copper."
- You've nowhere to HIDE, you've nowhere to RUN, this village will BURN LIKE THE HEART OF THE SUNNNNNN!
- "Good was shot a that." Toast.
- "I'm a Bearlock now."
- Dick Astley.
- We've been Dick Roll'd!
- "He is my mother." Especially the beat panels afterwards.
- Lawyer: What?Richard: What?
- ~Richard in the sky, with diamonds,~ of fiery wrath.
- "Effeminate elf trying to sneak into mountain. Attack now."
- "It sounds like he's hurting her."
- Made even better by his cheerful, expectant anticipation with his jewel encrusted trowel, like a child waiting for his turn in the sandbox.
- "I'm a bookend now."
- "I'm a hat. On a cat."
- Richard is an ass. Literally. Pretty much everything Richard does, but 332 takes the cake so far.
- "Occupy Hat."
- Richard is used as a mount by Cale. It has to be seen to be believed.
- Richard's stare contest with Sauron
- Oppa Gangnam Style.
- Richard deals with a giant squirrel.
- Richard in a collapsing cave with a bunch of children.
- Spider Dick. Spider Dick. Killing Rakkuns super quick!
- Richard must have really liked that dragon
- Wait for it...
- "I am a swan."
...and Everyone that isn't Richard
- The thing the dwarf says in this issue.
- Dwarf: If ye let me out, troll, I will find some dirt for to eat. Mmm. Dirt.
- Non-Richard-related.
- Never put Tim on medical detail. EVER.
- Tim feels sick and....
- How the blood compass actually works.
- This one is especially funny if you remember what Looking For Group actually means in MMORPGs:Benn'joon: Why is it always caverns? Or catacombs? Or dungeons? Why is it we never go on quests in sun filled meadows?Richard: I had a quest like that once.Benn'joon: What was it?Richard: I was searching for a dungeon.
- A reminder to watch how you word things.
- Cale works on his comic relief side.
- Benny and Richard have a conversation while the Jerkass villagers work to put out their burning village in the background.Benn'joon: I may have started one of those fires.Richard: I may have replaced the water in their water tower with oil.
- In which they suggest a new outfit for Richard in light of the latest reveal.Richard: I don't hate it.
- And have Cale wear it.Cale: I don't hate it.
- And have Cale wear it.
- The cast need a ship and Tah'vraay's ship suddenly approaches. She merely flips them the bird and continues onward, causing Cale to suggest Benny call her mother more often.
- Benny has a wonderful Call-Back in this page, back to the comics' very beginnings. Even more hilarious since roles are reversed between Richard and Cale.