"I hope this doesn't get too weird."
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Season 1
A Pet's Best Friend Is...
- Bev's rather defensive reaction to Churchill not knowing who Savannah is.Churchill: ...Who's Savannah?
Bev: Gasp!! Who's Savannah?! Who are you? - Jade's side remarks while overhearing Roxie, Bev, and Churchill's conversation.Bev: Go! I'll show Churchill my welcome videos. You're gonna love 'em.
Jade: You're not gonna love them!! - Roxie having a My God, You Are Serious! moment over Savannah telling her that her plants are like her children while telling her how to take care of them.
- Mitchell's inability to detect that the posse are lying to Roxie, which causes Sweetie to lightly kick him twice for him to get the picture.Sweetie: I do not remember that at all... Petula?
Petula: Hm, me either. Gavin?
Gavin: Nuh-uh, not ringing any bells... Mitchell?
Mitchell: Yeah, that totally sounds like us!
(Sweetie lightly kicks him)
Mitchell: I mean, nope... Must've been some other pets! - Petula getting Roxie's name wrong.
- "Check this. Dancing on the floor... dancing on the wall... dancing on the chande-" (The chandelier shatters on the ground.) "Someone should pick that up..."
- After the rest of the Littlest 6 (sans Roxie and Trip) scare Petula's posse and the other animals out of Savannah's and they help clean up, Roxie admits she was wrong and urges Jade to gloat about she was right. Needless to say she does just that.Roxie: Go ahead. Say I told you so. Say you were right about the snobs...
Jade: I told you so. I was right about the snobs. - Trip got locked out of the party to the balcony by Sweetie during the party. When they clean up, he's still in the balcony, and interrupts an emotional moment between Roxie and Jade.Jade: Nah, that's my job. It's your job to notice that Edie flew and got me. And that Bev and Quincy came to help.
Trip: And that Trip is freezing his cheeks out on this balcony!
Roxie: Oh my gosh, I forgot Trip!
Pet, Peeved
- Mr. Yut comes to Roxie wondering what's wrong, and when she actually tells him, he has this to say:Mr. Yut: Ahh, I see what is happening here. I sounded like I was interested in your problem. My mistake! Gotta go.
- Quincy getting startled at Roxie's sudden greeting.Roxie: (behind Quincy) Hey guys!
Quincy: Ahhh! (faints)
Trip: He can fight frog monsters, but "Hello" makes him faint...- Then Quince accidently kicks Trip while using the VR headsets.
- Edie "pet-watching" AKA imitating citizens that she sees pass by, including a walrus who tells her he doesn't "enjoy being spoofed".
- This exchange:Edie: I'm filled with so much theatrical rapture I could explode!
Roxie: Please don't! I value our friendship.- And this one:
- Edie: If she's having a bad day, express sympathy. "Oh Jade, you have a hairball? Oh, that's too bad..." If she makes one of her trademark snarky jokes, laugh at it. If she-
Roxie: If she's mad because somehow or other I chewed up the purple pillow off the sofa and threw up in the corner, I say, "I'm sorry, I'll put it back together."
(Beat)
Edie: ...-ish.
- Then Edie tells Roxie that if pillows upset her stomach she shouldn't eat them.
- Roxie: HA! 'Don't eat pillows', good one. Thanks!
- And this one:
- Roxie overexaggerates Edie's advice greatly when she puts it into full effect.Jade: I had to deal with a hairball bigger than my head.
Roxie: Ohh NOOO! That's terrible! I validate your tragedy... (whispers while hugging her) I'm here for you, no matter what.
Jade: Woah, woah! (pushes her back) Not a big deal. Just a curveball from a hairball.
Roxie: (laughs) "Curveball"?! One of your trademark jokes! - Jade lets Roxie know that she thinks all the stuff she does for her is cool...Jade: ...Except the purple pillow thing. I still smell that in my sleep...
- And when Jade says that they're still learning about each other, Roxie admits that if she doesn't hear "Good girl Roxie" 20 times a day, she chews the fur off her bottom.
- Jade: Uhh... Some things should remain a mystery.
- And when Jade says that they're still learning about each other, Roxie admits that if she doesn't hear "Good girl Roxie" 20 times a day, she chews the fur off her bottom.
The Wheel Deal
- Edie running into a mirror at the carnival, which is a Furry Reminder as birds tend to not detect glasses.
- When Roxie runs off to get carnival food:Jade: We might not see her for hours.
- Sweetie and Petula attempt to cut the line, but when the Carnvial Worker refers them to the back of the line, they say they're with the bunny in front.
- Then they take a selfie to upload to ShutterSniff, and the bunny tries to photobomb the picture.
Sweetie: Not you. (pushes him down) - Scoot scamming volunteers of their trash as a fortune teller, and telling Bev what her future will be.Scoot: In the future, you will be... older.
(Beat)
Bev: Mind... Blown! How do you know so much about my life?- Then this happens after Jade calls Scoot out for being a rip-off artist.
Scoot: I'm looking into my crystal ball, and it says you are very unpleasant.
Jade: Maybe your crystal ball is a mirror.
Scoot: All right. Ouch. - Trip trying constantly to get onto the ride, because he's too small to ride it.
- In one of his antics he uses balloons to boost his height, and it works until he walks into Mac Hedgeyhog's prickly thorns, and he flies away.
- Then he lands on the high striker, and a cat strikes it with a hammer, causing him to hit the top and ring the bell.
- Later in the episode, after realizing there's a tall rule for the ferris wheel, Trip just ends up fustrated with the tall sign, and tries some of his "paw-fu" on it, but it doesn't take any damage and he walks away in defeat breathing heavily. And then he tries it again.
- Trip: I've had it with you tall sign! Taste the fury of my paw-fu!
- Edie, Bev, Roxie, and Jade are in the photo booth. When they take several pictures, Edie asks them if they want to continue taking pictures, but Jade and Bev have things to do. Roxie, on the other hand:Roxie: Absolutely! These are precious memories that we'll cherish...
Vendor: (in the distance) Get your hot buttered kibble! Kennel corn!
Roxie: Gotta go! (runs off)- Also in the same scene, while Edie, Bev, and Roxie take many pictures, Jade keeps the same deadpan expression. When Edie suggests that she smiles, she informs her that she is smiling.
- Scoot and Jade constantly throwing shade at each other while they're stuck on the ferris wheel.Jade: Are you even a pet? You're a raccoon! I bet you scammed your way into Paw-Tucket.
Scoot: Would you be impressed if I did?
Jade: Well this is gonna be 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
(The ferris wheel stops moving.)
Scoot: Well, looks like it might be longer than 5 minutes. Get comfy, your Highness.
Jade: Nightmare. I'm having a nightmare.Scoot: Hey, what's wrong with you?
Jade: Nothing. Except you. - Sweetie and Petula making fun of Jade by saying that she'll be down to 8 lives.
- Roxie notices that they're selling balloons, and asks for basically all the colors they have. When she gets all of the balloons they have, she then lets out a "Uh oh." as the balloons make her fly.
- Then when Roxie asks Mr. Parrot to unpop the balloons for her, he unpops all of them leaving Roxie to plummet to the ground.
Roxie: Maybe next time leave one unpopped?! - The ride operator taking a break shortly after telling Roxie and Bev what the problem is with the machine and acknowledging that what happened was terrible.
- When the ride is fixed and everyone gets off of it, Quincy is shown all tied up in all of his emergency safety belts.
- In fact, just about nearly all of Quincy's reactions to being stuck on the ferris wheel are a mix between funny and Paranoia Fuel.
- When Bev asks, Edie says that she's taken "a few" images in the photo booth. Que a quick montage of the several images she took.
In the Steal of the Night
- Quincy being paranoid that an underground goat-eating monster is out to get him.
- When the Pet 6 discuss about their belongings gone missing, Roxie keeps going "Woooo..." for suspense.Roxie: Wooo... Sorry, there was no reason for that "Wooo..." It's fun to say though.
- When Roxie talks about what crime shows her humans watch on TV, she mentions "a commercial where a clown talks about junk food."
- While interrogating Scoot, Quincy randomly asks an out of place math problem.
- Likewise, Roxie's scolding right after is just as overexaggerated and hilarious.
Roxie: Who's a bad boy? Who's a bad boy?! Come on, don't make me shake the penny can at you!!- This exchange:
Scoot: Look, if you don't believe me, just check the security footage at the spa.
Trip: Oh, we will!!
(Beat as everyone awkwardly stares at each other)
Roxie: This is where they'd have the clown commercial... - Roxie defending Austin once they look at the security footage and enhance to find that it's him, and admitting that he's also "really, really cute."
- Jade theorizing that he has an Evil Twin, and thinking that'd be worth seeing.
- "Austin is the most honest pet in Paw-Tucket, he can't be the perp! They call thieves perps on crime shows."
- Bev tries to talk to Austin but keeps stuttering, but Scoot skips right to the point.Scoot: WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT, PERP?!
- Mitchell saying that his favorite terrarium log was like a brother to him when Sweetie provides footage of Austin carrying it.
- Austin hopes his punishment for stealing isn't teeth-cleaning.
- "I'm not seeing any thieves, and we just missed my nap-before-bedtime nap."
