Anakin asks his protocol droid what he'd like to be called, to which the droid says he's fond of the name Kevin. Anakin promptly overrides his decision and names him C-3P0; Threepio deems the name to be the best ever.
Anakin displays a tendency to dip into the Dark Side whenever the tiniest things go wrong, such as his sandwiches not being exactly to his liking.
"I find your lack of white bread disturbing."
When Amidala sends the astromech droids out to fix the shield generators, two are quivering in their stations while Artoo calmly reads a magazine. He then goes and fixes the generator while whistle-beeping the Star Wars theme.
Jar Jar Binks somehow appears outside the ship and asks Artoo what he's doing. He is promptly shot by a Separatist ship and launched into space, which Artoo giggles at.
"Mesa thought I'd have a big part in this story!"
The Tatooine billboard floating in space proclaims the planet is "a place you only visit when your ship is in trouble".
As Qui-Gon tells Anakin he thinks the kid has the potential to be a Jedi, Watto loudly advertises a sale on red flags.
Watto: Red flags! Red flags here! Can't warn anyone from making a tragic mistake without a red flag! Qui-Gon:(to Anakin) Have you ever considered being a Jedi? Watto:BIG RED FLAGS!
A wet floor sign on Kamino has an illustration of Yoda slipping and falling.
Obi-Wan bisects Darth Maul with his lightsaber during their duel. Nothing happens right away, prompting Maul to taunt him for missing... only to realize that Obi-Wan has, indeed, bisected him as his legs start to move autonomously.
Anakin performs a Title Drop, only for Mace Windu to point out that the reference doesn't make any sense in-universe.
Anakin: It's the Attack of the Clones! Windu: If the clones are on our side, then why didn't you say "rescued by the clones"? Anakin: "Attack of" sounds more exciting. Windu: True that.
Crisis on Coruscant
Mace Windu arrives to arrest Palpatine and calls him out on being the Sith Lord. Palpatine's response is a "Well, duh", followed by him taking off his hair piece and throwing it away, then rotating his head to the Darth Sidious print and pulling up his hood.
Upon Windu saying "Whoa" to the sight of Palpatine revealing himself, Palpatine cheerily says "Get ready to say 'whoa' again!" as he pulls out his lightsaber and asks Windu to stand back. Windu does, causing Palpatine's twirling leap to sail past him and circle the room before starting to fight him.
Once Anakin arrives on the scene, Palpatine alternates between playing up his status as a weak old man getting attacked by a "mean" Jedi and relishing in zapping Windu with Force lightning.
Sidious wastes no time in dubbing Anakin as Darth Vader and proclaiming him to be "the most powerful being in the galaxy"... before a Record Needle Scratch is heard and Sidious clarifies that he's still stronger.
Sidious: Except for me. You have to obey my every command.
Obi-Wan runs after General Grievous, with a squad of clones following close behind and all running the same way Obi-Wan is.
Grievous gets confused about how to drive his wheel bike and asks if R means "real fast". Obi-Wan decides to tell him that it does, causing him to drive off a cliff in reverse at full speed and fall to his doom.
Instead of Cody and his men attacking Obi-Wan as part of Order 66, they decide to ditch him and leave the planet en masse while his back's turned.
Anakin and Obi-Wan get into an Argument of Contradictions over whether the Sith or the Jedi saved or destroyed the Republic. Anakin eventually claims that what he said "is true from a certain point of view", which Obi-Wan proclaims to be a stupid statement.
Obi-Wan: Anakin! I loved you as a brother! But you turned to the dark side and destroyed the Republic! Anakin: I say the Jedi were destroying the Republic, and the Emperor and I saved it! Obi-Wan:You didn't save it! That's a lie! Anakin: Nuh uh! Obi-Wan: Yuh huh! ("Nuh uh"s and "Yuh huh"s speed up and start blending together) Anakin: What I said is true! ... from a certain point of view. Obi-Wan:That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
