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  • The offering ceremony is all very solemn — then the acolyte brings in her offering of pancakes with a face drawn on them.
  • Acolyte confesses to an elder than she had a dream about the Goddess, but leaves out the nature of the dream. The elder, elated, insists that the acolyte tell everyone the details later.
  • The Radiant Goddess appeared because she sensed a great need. Cue Overly-Nervous Flop Sweat from the acolyte.
  • The awkward transition to living with a Goddess. With the altar fire out, no one is sure what to do with their offerings, so they just end up piling them outside the Inner Chamber. They also hesitate to do the traditional statue decorating.
    Acolyte 1: This is another one of those things that feels weird to do when the real Goddess is living with us, right?
    Acolyte 2: Right?? What if she's watching?
  • The acolyte stumbling away after being flustered by the Phoenix.
    Phoenix: Take this to the kitchen for me?
    Acolyte: OH YEAH UH SURE???? YEAH [trips out the door] HERe IG O
  • The Titans ship Radiant Goddess x Acolyte. The Radiant Goddess completely loses her composure at their suggestion that she might have a crush.
  • The Old God turning around with a :D face, declaring "Lucky for both of us, I'm an optimist!"
  • The Old God's reaction when Acolyte confesses having "sinful thoughts": "Oh, gross. Tell me about them."
  • The acolyte hurries to deliver breakfast to the Old God, but the business with the Phoenix left her with no time to prepare it. The Old God coolly regards the dry toast put in front of her... then looks up beaming and sparkling and thanks her. ("You know what I like!") The acolyte is gobsmacked with disbelief.
  • The Acolyte tries to excuse herself by saying she has to go contemplate the Old God's power and beauty. The Old God's response ("What, in your room?") makes it sound like a euphemism for something else.
  • Despite her precarious situation, the acolyte finds herself distracted by the Old God's exposing top.
    Old God: Are those "sinful thoughts" of yours acting up again?
    Acolyte: (UHHHHH)
  • Acolyte pretending to be brainwashed/enamoured with the Old God.
    Acolyte: [swoons] Ahh~! ♥ I'm powerless, Holy One! Step all over me with your big, divine will!
    Old God: You're so cute. Go on.
    Acolyte: Curse the Fallen Goddess! I hate her! I spit on her!!
  • The acolyte is in the hand of the Old God as the world ends around her, and what does she do? Gives the giant god hand a bunch of smooches. It works — the Old God pauses in confusion.
  • Upon learning about the Old God's reason for taking A Form You Are Comfortable With, Acolyte stammers out that she's beautiful as a horrible monster, too.
  • The Acolyte in the new world is stopped by the shorter Elder for bringing a pancake offering again. Then the Elder gives her syrup to go with it, and both Elders cheer her on.
    ~get it girl~

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