Funny / Lady Gaga

• Her brief (but memorable) cameo in The Lonely Island's "3-Way (The Golden Rule)".
  "...You guys are still here."
• When asked on the Jay Leno Show about all the rumors going around about her and which one she found the most annoying, she set the record straight about not being from Yonkers. Gaga - 1, Hermaphrodite Rumor Mongers - 0. Also, qualifies as one of many Crowning Moments of Awesome.
• Not to mention her awkward meeting with Andy Samberg on Saturday Night Live and finding out he's wearing the same outfit as her.
  • And again on 2011 finally with Justin Timberlake. Happened twice. Also double as ones for Justin.
• Cartman singing "Poker Face" on South Park.
• The ending of "Paparazzi".
• The ending of "Bad Romance".
• Telephone: "I told you she didn't have a dick!"
  • "Too bad."
• During her 'Rove' interview, Rove McManus asked her to give her first thoughts on seeing this photo◊. Gaga's response? "I think Spider-Man had sex with one of Freddie Mercury's Fat-Bottomed Girls!"
• When asked about the outrageous dress she wore to the 2010 Grammy Awards:

  "We were inspired by ice princesses and magical angels."

• She won three awards at the 2010 VMAs and accepted each one in a different dress.
• Two words: Leather. Pants.
• Her goddang meat dress is pretty flappin' hilarious.
  • Topped by arriving at the Grammys in an egg.
• The opening to "Born This Way" was so surreal it crossed the line about four times.
• Biting the head off of a Santa doll.
  • In her 2011 concert in Atlantic City at one point she pulled the head off of a Barbie doll.
• Getting into a fight with Letterman and then eating his notes.
• During her Monster Ball Tour in Madison Square Garden, she sees a giant inflatable unicorn that one of her fans has:
  Gaga: "Hello purple unicorn! That is the most fabulous gay unicorn I have ever seen. It has a rainbow horn and neon hooves. And the only thing better than a unicorn is a gay unicorn."
• Her SNL appearance, particularly the Digital Short.
  • On top of this, there's also her previous SNL appearance, where she got into a catfight with Madonna. (That was the rehearsal, they kind of flubbed it live.)
• The Celebrity edition of "What's that Name"? Poor Justin.
• "I don't speak German but I can if you like...." *cue German sounding gibberish* Also, subsequent repeats of said gibberish are instead preceded with "I don't speak German, but I wish I could".
• The many and varied reactions to her awesomeness at the 2011 VMA's. During her initial performance of You and I, there was Madonna basically smiling and going "Yes...I approve!", Dave Grohl's reaction to Gaga screaming "LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, BRIAN MAY!", and Justin Bieber looking completely dumbfounded at what was going on onstage. However, the best moment was when Gaga, as Jo Colderone, flat out said she touched herself to posters of Britney Spears as a teen. Britney's reaction was priceless.
• "You would've thought I had lost everything. But I still had...my bedazzler."
• This interview with Jonathan Ross.
• Gaga meeting June Brown on The Graham Norton Show was fabulously bizarre and also kind of heartwarming. See here.
• A month after Miley Cyrus' controversial appearance at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards (pigtails, skimpy outfit, foam finger, etc.), Gaga posted this throwback photo of Disney-era Miley meeting her in 2009, with the caption, "DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN WITH LADY GAGA".
• "You've been a bad girl. A very, very, bad, bad girl, Gaga."
  • Additionally, Gaga posing in front of a fire and the ending of "Bad Romance", with Gaga lying in bed beside a burnt skeleton with a cigarette in her mouth and a bra that ACTUALLY SPARKS. Or, as one literal video version put it, 'Cue light and death bra.'
• When promoting A Star Is Born (2018) on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Gaga admitted that, when she first trying to start a career in music, she'd call people and answer the phone pretending to be her own manager to try and make people want her more.
• Performing a cover of "Smelly Cat" for the Friends reunion special.

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