Funny / Korgoth of Barbaria

• "I've dated chicks uglier than you for breakfast!"
• Gogmagog's thugs choose someone to approach Korgoth. Their leader Hargon (Hook Hand) chooses the weaselly Stink, who demands they do a roll for it. Hargon rolls a 20 sided die and consults a piece of paper. Every result is "Stink", except for 19-20, which is "Roll again."
  • One of the other thugs even complains "He ALWAYS wins...."
• In the bar, Korgoth severs a thug's arm during a fight. It flies across the room and into a jukebox where a patron is trying to select a song. It hits a switch, music starts, and the man gives the arm a thumbs up.
• The Giant Mook Skrotus threatens Korgoth in the bar. It's pretty intimidating fare at first, if a bit long-winded...
  Skrotus: You! You will regret what you have done this day! I will make you regret ever being born! You're going to wish you'd never left your mother's womb, where it was warm, and safe, and wet! You're going to experience pain you never knew existed! You're going to see a whole new spectrum of pain...!
  • And then it gets stupid:
    Skrotus: ...LIKE A RAAAAIINNNBOWW!
    Hargon: You tell 'em, Skrotus!
    Skrotus: But this rainbow is not like any other rainbow! It's...!
  • Also, the reason he doesn't finish? Korgoth cares not to hear the rest. And then he throws alcohol on the exposed flesh. Followed by a torch. This would be pure Nightmare Fuel, if not for the Overly Long Gag of Skrotus howling in agony at each step of the process, and the other mooks screaming along with him in terror (including one that was knocked into Funbag Airbag of a waitress's cleavage. She doesn't even look bothered by it.)
• Korgoth has his priorities straight when Gogmagog tries to rope him into a quest by talking about the wizard Specules:
  Korgoth: I despise all weavers of the black arts. Speaking of which, could you pass the gravy?
• Gogmagog's methods of surveillance of Specules include seeing stones, expeditions by his mooks, and...the local village newspaper.
• During the journey to Specules lair, there's a montage. During it, Korgoth's dinosaur mount eats a fruit and promptly explodes. Everyone else who had grabbed the same fruit drop it, except for one of them who promptly waves them off and eats it. Cue Gory Discretion Shot and the group's reaction.
• The Red Shirt who thinks he can tame giant pigeons.
  "Hey, you big dumb bird! Look at me! I- (gets pecked in half) -AAAHHHH!"
• When Korgoth enters Specules's Ominous Floating Castle, there's somehow a pile of unopened mail at the door.
  • The Brick Joke comes up when Specules shows up, taking the time to sort through the mail (mostly bills, and one envelope laced with perfume) before noticing that he's got uninvited guests.
• And why is Specules showing up when he's supposed to be dead?
  Specules: Dead?! I was on my vacation! Although, the way the women looked at me on that cruise ship, I might as well have been dead. (Shrugs) Hmm. Oh, well. (Cue the Eye Beams)
• The INCREDIBLE POWER of the Golden Goblin... to do a little jig.
  • Korgoth's reaction to this is just as funny.
    Korgoth: I...think I hear my mother calling.
• Specules' menacing threats to Korgoth.
  "Of all the imbecillles I have ever been forced to come in contact with... YOU, a dung-coated vagabond, have managed to arouse me—I mean arouse my IRE—far more than any other! A sin for which the only penance can BE- a hideous death! *gleefully* At the hands of Specules!