Funny / Kopps

• Benny's fantasies and daydreams in general, like this scene.
• At the beginning of the movie, the four officers sit down to eat sausages. When they get a radio message from the station, they all immediately try to be the first to pick up the call. When Jacob and Lasse set off to the operation (which is catching an escaped cow), Agneta asks Benny in frustration "And what are we doing now?".
• Benny feeding his cat as if it's Mission Impossible. (the beginning of this video)
  It's Benny here, we've got a Pussycat here. I'm going for the fridge.
• Benny's interactions with his neighbours throughout the movie.
  • With Mike:
    Benny: I fuck you, motherfucker!
    Mike: "Fuck", that sound completely lame, that sounds so Swedish, you should say "Fock", gangster style!
    Benny: I fuck you!
    Mike: I fock you!
    Benny: I fock you!
    Mike: I fock you!
    Ramzi: Mike, vat are you doing, go inn, eet fod.
• Jacob confusing Jessica with his blind date.
• This exchange:
  Lasse: Radio Cars?
  Benny: That's what they are called.
  Lasse: I will not drive around saying "radio cars"!
  Benny: Then some errors will occur. There's a lot of vehicles in the police force. Emergency vehicles, Black Marias...
  Jacob: Benny, we just have two cars. Number one and number two. That can't be too difficult to understand.
• Jacob kicks against a trash can out of frustration after finding out about the shutdown and Benny gets completely worked up about it, not knowing it was Jacob.
  Benny: We've had a hit and run down at Östervägen. The trashcan on the left side is completely wasted. Hell, it looks as if a fucking psychopath has been there...
• After seeing how worked up Benny got about that, Jacob gets a realisation and comes up with the idea to start to commit crimes himself together with Lasse and let Benny and Agneta unknowingly file the reports. They start with bribing the local alcoholic Göran with a bottle of Vodka to steal something at the local supermarket. He only steals a package of sausage and the owner doesn't even notice it.
  • After telling the owner of the "theft", he even refuses first to report it because "it's only sausages". Lasse manages to convince him otherwise:
    Lasse: Listen, Kent. The law says you have to make a report – otherwise we can report you for an unfiled report. Because you didn't report the report you're bound to report – your report can be reported because you didn't report it. And then your report can be reported by us... You understand?
    Kent: No... But I'll make a report, I'll do it.
• After the sausage stall is blown up, the only thing that's almost unharmed is the door. On the next morning, the owner first doesn't realize that his stall is completely destroyed and tries to open the door like always.
  • After the explosion at the "crime scene":
    Benny: I found something. Looks like a bomb.
    Janne: But...that's my waffle iron!
    Agneta: You know, they can look like anything these days.
• Benny accidentally crashes into the other radio car while trying to drift into a parking space.
  Benny: According to my calculations I was supposed to come to a stop a few meters more left...
  • As a "punishment", the other three officers drag Benny into the police station on the desk and pretend to doggy-style him. Then, their boss walks in together with Jessica.
• When Jessica's investigating in the incidents, Benny's explanation to her what he "thinks" what happened to the sausage stall is hilarious. We see a cut scene to Benny's imagine spot how a group of ten masked men standing on a black pickup truck drive by the sausage stall firing a bazooka at it.
  Jessica: But why would someone blow Janne's kiosk with a bazooka?
  Benny: Deception maneuver. Well, they blow up the kiosk while they plan to do another thing somewhere else. Like in Die Hard 3.
  Jessica: ...Ah, okay.
  • And when they visit the scene where the group had "a shootout with ~10 masked gangsters", we see another of Benny's imagine spots how he takes out all of them on his own while juggling pistols, and how he throws two of them into the tree trunks, using them with two other pistols firing at them.
    Jacob: [to Jessica] Well, it didn't exactly happen like that, but...almost.
  • The best part is that Benny is totally oblivious to that he's exaggerating:
    Jacob: What are you doing? You think that you're a fucking super cop?!? You told her so much bullshit!
    Benny: Bullshit? I just tried to make it look real!
    Jacob: You call this real?!
    [later]
    Benny [to Agneta and Lasse] Do you also think I was exaggerating?
• The entity of the climax. Håkan gets a call from a stranger telling him that he has kidnapped a child in a cabin and wants to have 1 millon Kronor in exchange. When the officers arrive, Benny pretends to exchange himself for the child (his neighbor Mike) in a heroic manner, but Jacob gets suspicious and sneaks into the cabin from a back window, finding Benny together with Göran the alcoholic.
  Benny: I thought about what you said about me exaggerating in the forest, so I thought I could make it up with something more realistic!
  Jacob: By kidnapping a child? They called a fucking SWAT-Team from Stockholm, what are gonna do about that?!
  • Because Göran is way to nervous to keep playing on, Jacob pretends to be the kidnapper and finally leaves the cabin with Benny while they are surrounded by the SWAT-Team and get in a car to flee the scene.
    Benny: Hey, we are colleagues! Shit, that's a cool vest you got!
  • Benny drives like a lunatic, even though the SWAT-Team is way behind them.
    Benny: Don't fuck with Beny the Cop! You won't catch me!
    Jacob: What are you talking about, there's nobody chasing us!
  • Benny's Gratuitous English in this scene is hilarious.
    I am the driver! Okay! You're fucking with me, you're fucking with Benny the cop! I'm going for the left! [turns right] Don't ever fuck with Benny the cop! Motherfucking driver! Don't fuck with me 'cause when you're fucking with me you're fucking with Benny the cop! I'm going for the right! [turns left]

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