Funny / Kim Possible: Axess Hero

Combined with elements from Kim Possible, this FanFic has its moments.

Miracle

• Kim's reaction to realizing she was the one who programmed her NetNavi, Miracle.
• Ron's What the Hell, Hero? Moment to Kim when she and Lan say 'Hi' to each other:
  Ron: What's up?! That's all you can say to him?! Lan Hikari is the Runner-Up of the N1 Grand Prix, the one who rediscovered the Legendary LifeSword Program Advance, the first one who performed CrossFusion with success, and all you can say to him is 'What's up?'?!
• Kim describing Lan's love for Curry his one true weakness.
  • The Dinner Scene. MegaMan even comments that if Lan eats too much, he'll be as fat as Masa.
• Maylu being a Fangirl of Kim. She is so jealous that Lan is friends with her.
  • Brick Joke later on when Kim actually signs an autograph for her.

The Tick

• Miracle and KarmaMan giving Kim the downer on the Printer:
  Miracle: Uh, Kim, There was a small Mettaur Virus inside of the Printer, but KarmaMan and I were able to take care of it.
  Kim: Is this the good news?
  [beat]
  Miracle: Well, the Mettaur caused some damage to the mainframe, so there's that.
• James's NetNavi, Atlas, bringing up several people who broke the rules. He mentions Higsby and NumberMan, which James scolds him for.
  • Before that, Shuko comes in, telling them that Jim and Tim need to pay their tab because Higsby is pissed.
• Kim's Puppy Dog Pout's origin: from SpoutMan
• Kim in Detention. She's suffering, but Miracle is just NetBattling the other NetNavis for fun.
• MegaMan mentions that Lan exceeded his amount of Homework Passes for the Month. Lan puts it aside till later and runs off after hearing that Drakken is the protege of Dr. Regal.
• When Lan meets Kim during the Chase Scene.
  Lan: Kim! We need to ask you about Drakken!
  Drakken: He's right here, Hikari!
  Chaud: You weren't kidding!
  Lan: Up until now, I don't.
• Barkin freaking out when a Dimensional Area is over Bueno Nacho.
• Shego's Shut Up, Hannibal! to Barkin by using a HeatShot on him.

New Job with Nacos?

• Kim and Miracle searching for clothes on the Club Banana Site. Miracle mentions that some of the clothing should be for Cross-Dressers.
• Wade signing off after revealing that he knew Kim went and used the Boys' Room by accident, followed by Kim yelling "THIS ISN'T OVER, WADE!"
  • One Review even said that when Kim meets with Wade for real, he'll be in for a World of Hurt.
• James's story that is Comically Missing the Point. Even Atlas hates it.
  James Possible: The University told me 'money doesn't grow on trees!' Well, I told them, money's made of paper and paper comes from trees, so… in point of fact, money does grow on trees.
  • Kim sweat-dropped, and Miracle lampshaded that there was no moral to the story.
• Higsby once again comes in, saying that Jim and Tim wanted more Battle Chips, only this time, not rare.
  James: That doesn't sound like my sons.
• Ron calling the Puppy Dog Pout SpoutMan's signature move.
• Ned's NetNavi: FastFoodMan.
• "Jinx! You owe a Soda and Battle Chips!"

Bad Guys and Hotties

• Ron searching for Rufus at the beginning. One of the things he throws out is a Battle Chip of all things.
  • Also, the Running Gag of Miracle and KarmaMan asking Ron to search his Pocket. When Ron finally does, they chastise him for it.
• The We Need a Distraction in the chapter. Ron disguises his voice as Dr. Regal, and nearly has Drakken and Shego fooled until he decides to ad-lib and talk about his own personal opinions, telling them about what his evil plan would be, and saying he knows everything about them from their diaries, to which Drakken and Shego say they don't have any diaries.
• Red and Green Sledgehammer throwing an I'd Tell You, but Then I'd Have to Kill You on Miracle after Jim and Tim accidentally spill that they've been forwarding fake e-mails to their Principal from KingLand and Sharo.
• Ann mentioning that the advice she gives Kim was from Masa. Kim lampshades this, to which Ann replied that they're having Sushi for the night.

Day of the Darkloids!

• James brings Jim and Tim to his work. he regrets it after they ruin the systems.
• The entire exchange when Kim, Ron, Lan, Chaud, James, Yuichiro, Jim and Tim say each other's name when the latter comes to SciLab.
• None of the NetNavis can beat GravityMan until Punk comes in using Mad Roller, sending GravityMan flying. Also counts as a Moment of Awesome.

Beware of the BeBes

• Kim listing everything cute to her Mom. Some of them are SpoutMan, IceMan and MegaMan's Fear of Ghosts.
• Lan trying to hold back laughter after hearing Ron wants to be a Cheerleader.
• Everyone's Big "NO!" when Ron does his Mascot Routine: An M-Tech MegaMan Charge Shot. Thankfully, it was with basketballs and not with actual lasers.
  • Afterwards, Bonnie is left in shock and awe.
• The Statler and Waldorf exchange between Chen and Ramesh talk about why Drakken should clone himself.

Ron's Adjustment

• Miracle and KarmaMan literally popping out of the Kimmunicator PET to scold Kim for stealing Ron's cap. She gets so nervous that she pushes them back into the PET and runs away in dust.
  • Before that, their Jaw Drop when Kim did it
    • Ron and KarmaMan even wanted a Dimensional Area to pay Kim back.
• The Gilligan Cut shown after Kim refuses to take Ron to France, but ends up doing it anyways.
• Everyone's WTF expression when Ron starts to give ideas for being evil to the Seniors.
  • On Ron's last suggestion, Kim pulls off a Vaudeville Hook like move to pull Ron away, and shows him her Cross-Popping Veins to show just how angry she is.
• KarmaMan and RaveMan Facepalming when Ron and Junior fight over the comb.

Monster on Mount M-Tech!

• Ron nearly giving concussions to Kim and a random student with his snowboard.
• Bonnie's Jaw Drop when she realizes that Kim, Ron and Tara can all CrossFuse.
• Ron and Tara revealing themselves to be Solar Boy Django fans.
• This exchange at the end:
  Ann: You still need to pay for what you've done.
  Bonnie: What are you going to do? Tell my mother?
  *Mrs. Rockwaller comes out the door.*
  Mrs. Rockwaller: Oh, Bonnie!!!!

Welcome to the NetSaviors

• Miracle and Punk lampshading about Bonnie's rivalry with Kim.
  • After Kim and Bonnie NetBattle, they both agree that it was a big waste of time.
    • While Kim and Bonnie give each other the Death Glare, all Miracle and Punk do is shake hands.
• Apparently, everything the NetSaviors know is already on the Net, considering Kim gave them an Internet Counterattack during debrief.
• The Chocolate Selling. Chaud wants a dozen for his Company, Lan and his friends all want another dozen boxes, and Raika just wants one.
• The Net Saviors wiped Bonnie's memory clean after what she did with World Three. The only thing she remembers is Kim throwing a punch at her, the only Moment of Awesome Bonnie recalls.
• Lan and MegaMan's rage when the Uniforms for M-Tech have been changed to a MegaMan ElecTeam Style. Bonnie is even afraid of them.
  • They get back at her in the end, however, when they give her a list of everything they want her to have done. Bonnie resigns from Captain afterwards.

One Perspective Over Another

• The Brick Joke of Kim's punch to Bonnie. Bonnie taunts Kim on the failed Cheer Routine, and the Memory comes into her mind. She vaguely apologizes afterwards.
• Kim announces the use of DoubleSoul Uniforms for everyone. The one Punk suggests for Bonnie? JunkDataSoul.
• Yet another Statler and Waldorf exchange, this time with Miracle and KarmaMan
  KarmaMan: I know who Drakken should switch brains with.
  Miracle: Whose?
  KarmaMan: Madonna's. He needs some fashion sense!
• The recalling of Kim helping Baxter. Everyone was there, except Miracle:
  Kim: That emergency delivery of a foal?
  Ron: In the Dark...
  Baxter: In the rain!
  Ron: In a landslide...
  KarmaMan With no shoes or socks...
  Miracle: IN ROARING FLAMES OF HELL!
  *{beat}*
  Kim: What?
  Miracle: Sorry. Guess I should be there to tell the story.
• Miracle in Kim's body. She is so curious about humans, and is wondering about the squishy flesh on her skin, how to fly and crash, why to use a knife for meat instead of a CyberSword, and what's under her shirt and her pants. Everyone pulls off a series of the Rapid-Fire "No!" and the Big "NO!" on her whenever she tries to do these.
• The Running Gag of people confusing Kim and Ron for Miracle and KarmaMan.
• Drakken's Ultimatum giving a Shout-Out to The Pirate Fairy of saying he'll eliminate Delhi to Rio to Venice.

Friendly Rivalries Gone Bad!

• Ron meets Tamako at the Mall during the Mall Appearance of Steel Toe and Pain King during a riot. She explains that while buyers who come in get a T-Shirt, she's offering a Rare Battle Chip. Cue everyone wanting the Chip for themselves and Ron using Battle Chip Gauntlets to fight with Tamako.
  • Remember Afro Chaud and Afro Raoul? Monique was so disgusted by her Father's makeover that she confiscated the Samurai Wig because it broke the Fashion Laws.
• Kiefer says he is going to Mayhem in M-Tech. Manuela is coming too, saying the Chief is rooting for Pain King. Kiefer says he's for Steel Toe, and Manuela is rooting for Pain King.
  • Famous muses that he wants Steel Toe to win.
• Those Two Guys who think everything going on in the Climax is part of the show.
• Kim's Running Gag of "This is the Start of... (Insert strange event going on)".
• We get a third Exchange near the end.
  Kiefer: I must say, I've been to good Wrestling Matches before, but this one was different.
  Manuela: Because Pain King and Steel Toe teamed up?
  Kiefer: No, because the Owner got owned!

AncientMysticMan!

• Any time Ron freaks out about monkeys.
• Although meant to be a Moment of Awesome, Kim's punch into the tree that makes a dent.
• Kim's WTF Reaction when she hears about Cousin Larry's feats.
  • Every part where Miracle becomes eager to see Cousin Larry
• Everyone doing a Double Take when they see that KarmaMan has evolved into AncientMysticMan.

Forte of Chaos!

• Rufus is the only one to see Bass stalking them. Bass is forced to retreat from such actions.
• James's impersonation of ShadeMan that scares the pants off of Drakken.
• Monique still forbids her Father from wearing his signature afro and clothes, even on Halloween.
• When Kim is looking into the mirror when she wears the Centurion Project Armor, the mirror cracks.
• Killigan's Epic Fail when trying to take on the newly revived Bass.

Camp Wannaweep Revived!

• Remember how Barkin was so annoyed with the Cheerleaders chanting? He gets so fed up with Kim, Ron and Tara's dullness that he asks them if they are even going to cheer too.
• AncientMysticMan and Signas meeting for the first time like it's a normal thing.
• Bonnie being told to shut up after seeing holograms of Miracle, AncientMysticMan, and Ring.
• Tara is surprisingly bad at being a NetSavior here. Latter includes letting her Battle Chip Gauntlets getting stolen, and forgetting to bring along food.
• Kim telling Tara to help Bonnie take on Bass:
  Kim: Help out Bonnie.
  Tara: Against Bass?! No. Way. (Kim gives Tara Death Glare) Uuuuuunnless you give me that look. Bass, here I come!

Princess of the Impossible

• Everyone's Big "WHAT?!" reactions to Bonnie electing Brick to be Class President, followed by Brick with a Flat "What".
• We see Princess Pride in this Chapter, and she doesn't fail to amuse.
  • Pride suggesting Kim fire Ron as campaign manager.
  • Pride running for Class President, and finding out just how hard it is to do so.
• Kim, Brick and Pride stare each other down for what seems to be a three-way battle. Ron tries to stop them, cueing WTF Reactions from all three of them. That was not how it was going to go down.
• This bit:
  Bonnie: Punk, how many positive things can you think up about Brick?
  Punk: One.
  (beat)
  Bonnie: I'll rephrase...
• Amelia showing off her NetSavior Badge to a BrightLand Guard as if she were Nick Fury asking if he wanted to see a lease.
• Ron's Stunned Silence when he sees Kim doing the opposite of what he told her to do to get more votes. She and Miracle still get the votes anyways.
• Everyone's exasperation when they find out they are tied with the same votes, followed by them all saying "THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE...".

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