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  • Sal’s first lines after Charlie and Louis accidentally bring the cops to one of his warehouses.
    Sal: Louis Booker, you degenerate moron. Were these medieval times and you a knight in shining armor, you would, I have no doubt, slay the maiden and save the dragon.
  • Jackie Legs' In-Character Commentary. He even dubbed over the waterfall scene!
  • Charlie gets a brainfreeze from a rock when he hallucinates in the desert.
  • Charlie and Louis talk about the money in the plane lavatory while the stewardess overhears them, assuming they’re discussing bowel movements.
    Charlie: Wait a minute! Something doesn't smell right!
    Louis: I've never seen so much green in one little brown thing! Can I smell it?
    Charlie: What?! No, you can't smell it!
    Louis: Can I touch it?
    Charlie: Well alright, just a little bit. Oh! I dropped it! Help me pick it up!
    Louis: Oh, what a mess!
    Charlie: Scoop up the rest of the pile!
    Louis: Man this is one big load!
    Charlie: Hurry up!
    Louis: I just wanna roll around in it!
  • The farting camels. Disgusting but so funny!
  • Jackie Legs tastes the fireball before spitting it out.

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