Funny / Kakyoin Waifu Connoisseur - 2024

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2024 Waifus

Yang

• After Dai says Yang's from RWBY, Daki (thinking he's referring to the gemstone ruby) asks if this is a Steven Universe thing.

• When Kakyoin tries to get Yang to say something, Yang just dismisses him and misnamed the show "Polnareff's Bitch Hunt or whatever".

• Yang then immediately starts hitting on Daki and asks if she wants to be in a "Yang Bang". Daki tries to call for the police, only for Yang to say that she is the police while pulling out handcuffs.

• When Blake arrives with a burlap sack, Kakyoin asks if she's a furry, earning himself a shotgun blast from Yang.

• Daki tries to get Dai to save her, only for him to get bribed with the revenue from RWBY's fanbase while declaring that Yang's done nothing wrong. When Daki points out how she killed Kakyoin, it's revealed that he survived due to her shooting a medallion that he apparently got for being "Pimp of the Year" in 2020... from the state of Tennessee.
  Dai: Dude, what did you do in Tennessee?
  Kakyoin: Legally, I cannot say. Only that it was allegedly strange and unusual.

• When Yang asks for the rope she had him hold, Kakyoin (remembering when Daki shot him during her court case) is more than happy to help with the kidnapping.

• One Yang Bang later, Daki arrives back on the set dead, though she admits it was worth it.
  Dai: At least no one cares when you die.
  Daki: WHAT?!

C.C.

• The episode has C.C. accepting Dai's invitation for a date after she previously declined mainly because he offered free pizza.

• On the table are Gamer Supps flavors called "Anime Girl Thighs" and "Grandpa's Ashes". Yes, those are the actual names.

• When C.C. points out how there's no pizza, it cuts to Dai's co-hosts and Nessa eating it, the former two eating it like starving animals. This causes C.C. to leave, much to Dai's dismay.

• As Daki realizes their mistake, Kakyoin tries to reassure her that it'll be fine. Daki then points out how Dai's skin is peeling off of his head...
  Kakyoin: Must be that time of the month. Right, Dai?
  Dai: (now with a Skull for a Head) DIE.
  Kakyoin: Yes... that's your na- (explodes)

Futaba

• It's made clear that Futaba is Yaroshien's (Kakyoin's VA) favorite Persona 5 girl as he even briefly breaks character to say it.
  Dai: Happy, Yaro?
  Kakyoin: (in Yaro's voice) Yes! Uh.. I-I mean... (in his voice) Who?

  Dai: [Futaba] gots to go.
  Kakyoin: (in Yaro's voice) Why can't you let me be happy?! Uh.. I-I mean... (in his voice) Yay!

• When the three find out that Futaba's underage, Dai says that she has to go, much to Yaro's disappointment.
  Dai: I don't want Twitter-
  Kakyoin: "X".
  Dai: Twitter... on my ass again.^{For Context}He had gotten some heat with people on Twitter for posting a "Ballin'" meme with Chi-Chi in it.

• When Kakyoin tries to yeet her with the Loli Button, Futaba threatens to leak the hosts' Discord group chat, much to their horror. Daki in particular pulls out a gun while saying that she can't let anyone know that she got drunk at last year's Christmas party and slept with Astolfo... only to realize she just ratted herself out.
  Daki: And I just lost all sense of agency for this.

• Dai decides to remedy the situation by using a Legalizing Beam to make Futaba older. Things seem to end well as everyone gets into a "YEAH!" Shot... until Hierophant Green accidentally leaks the group chat while trying to get on his TikTok.
  Timmy: Look mommy, it's that guy who committed all those crimes in Tennessee.
  Timmy's Mom: Stay away from him, Timmy! Stay away!
  Futaba: Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you guys?!

"Mei Mei" (SPOILERS)

• The episode seems to be about Mei Mei... until it starts with the hosts reading a news article about her getting arrested for grooming her brother. Happy April Fools' Day!

• When Daki pulls out the Prison Realm, claiming that there's a waifu inside, Dai tries figuring out a way to open it... until Daki just plugs her phone into it and turns on an app to open it.

• As soon as Gojo's freed, Daki leaps into his arms and tells him to take her right then and there. Gojo just drops her.
  • In the Patreon-exclusive version of the episode, she even gets naked for him.

• When Gojo declares the show is now his, Dai asks why. He then lets "the blond horny one" (Daki) explain.
  Daki: Please don't send him back to his universe, Daito-san-sama-chan-kun! Gege [the author of Jujutsu Kaisen] hates his guts and will freaking murder him! He'll freaking murder him...! (Cries)

• When Gojo declares he'll kill Kakyoin and take over the show, Daki pleads for Dai to let it happen, promising to walk, feed, and do Patreon-exlusive things to him.
  Dai: (smiles) Yo, run that Patreon thing back?

• After Gojo points out how easily Kakyoin dies (even saying that the Pearly Gates are like revolving doors to him), Kakyoin declares that Gojo will be the loser, causing him to utter his infamous "Nah, I'd win" line. By the time he realized what he just did, the scene Smash Cuts to Gojo already bisected while Daki desperately does chest compressions on him.
  Dai: Huh. Déjà Vu.^{For Context}He made a short after Gojo's death where Daki tried to save him to no avail.

Cynthia

• After Cynthia challenges Dai to a battle to win Nessa's freedom, the two send out their Pokémon... Daki and Kakyoin.
  • The former admits to working with Cynthia because of her boobs and what she does to her that involves a riding crop.
  • The latter, on the other hand, just complains about being stuck in a pokéball.
    Kakyoin: (gasps for air) Oh... oh finally! Why was there no air in your balls?! I thought I was going to die from the heat and lack of air in your balls!
    Dai: Please don't drag another fetish to our show.

• The battle starts with Kakyoin using a non-effective Taunt. Daki... just shoots Kakyoin with a gun.
  Textbox: KAKYOIN F#*!ING DIED (MAYBE)
• Afterwards, Daki acts like a dog towards Cynthia, asking for praise while hugging her leg.
  Daki: Daki do good?
  Cynthia: Very good, my dear good girl. You'll get your reward tonight.
  Daki: Yay, Daki do good!

• Dai then reveals that Kakyoin's defeat was part of his trump card as Hierophant Green wraps Daki up in his tendrils.
  Hierophant Green: Yo, yo, it's ya boi! That's the only Pokémon meme I know.

• When Cynthia expresses concern over Daki's safety, Dai assures her that Daki wants the pain. Sure enough, she's shown to be greatly enjoying the experience as Hierophant Green wraps his tendrils tighter.

Liru

• While Liru searches for meat, the three hosts are terrified that they have a hentai character on the show (which was due to Dai not finding a more SFW guest on time) as they're afraid of facing YouTube's wrath.
  Kakyoin: Look, it should be fine as long as YouTube-
  YouTube: (bursts through a wall) WRRYYYYYYY!!!

• While YouTube's searching for a hentai character, Kakyoin tries to assure him that Liru's from a SFW anime (which she actually is)... while it cuts to her rooting through the fridge with her ass sticking out.

• Everything seems fine as YouTube's unable to find anything inappropriate... until Hierophant Green accidentally rats them out.
  Hierophant Green: YO! It's that Liru the wolfgirl from that hentai game! (Cut to the three host giving him Death Glares) I saw that [BLEEP] su[BLEEP] and [BLEEP]! All one thousand [BLEEP] straight into the [BLEEEEP]! (to Liru) Hey, ain't it true you bit off a werewolf's [BLEEP] too? I mean just straight-! (motorboats his hands)
  Liru: If I say "yup", will you give me meat?
  Hierophant Green: I'm sure as hell not giving you mine.

• Hearing all of that causes YouTube to faint and flatline, causing the hosts to believe they're safe. YouTube then gets back up and demonetizes them.

Frieren

• When Dai asks Kakyoin why he isn't yeeting Frieren a despite her being a loli, Kakyoin claims that he would never do such a thing.

• When Frieren asks where the demon is, Kakyoin immediately points towards Daki, which she denies.
  Frieren: You run over people and kill your co-host over there on a weekly basis. Sounds pretty demonic to me.

• Daki then points out how what Kakyoin did in Tennessee was much worse than what she's done. When Frieren asks what he did, Daki shows her a piece of paper, causing Frieren to change her target.
  • If you look at the paper, you can see it's actually just Slick Goku's restraining order.

• It's then revealed that Dai was actually Frieren's target as she separates Demon Bulma (who had been possessing him since her episode) from him, explaining Dai's recent unhinged behavior. Though when Daki thinks it also explains his obsession with yanderes, it cuts to him giving Demon Bulma a Slasher Smile and a Throat-Slitting Gesture, implying that the obsession is genuine.

• Determining that Demon Bulma's a much stronger demon, Frieren decides to bust a stronger weapon to deal with her: a shotgun.

• When Kakyoin asks Daki how she knew what happened in Tennessee, she admits that she doesn't as the episode seems to be going into an "Everybody Laughs" Ending... until Kakyoin goes to strangle Daki.
  • If you look at Dai, you can actually see him counting down to Kakyoin trying to strangle Daki.