The D&D session in a nutshell
- The very first D&D episode
that Kagato hosted with his friends. Namely a lot of 'bad dice roles' and one of the party members already started a brawl in a bar.- Kagato (as the Dungeon Master or DM) acting as the bartender lady. That is all and not to chocked on laughing upon hearing her 'loud' voice.
- On the first hour of the game, Kagato's friends enter Koral's tavern where they've encounter Bruno 'Mad Dog' Briggs and his pirate crews, looking for them. While everyone goes into hiding, one of his friends, Rebellions decide to act drunk, calling him 'Bruno Mars' and even spilling the drink on his shoe just to save the bartender lady. Kagato keeps asking him "Are you sure about it?" multiple times as he knows this will not end well while Skylert groans in agony on what he's going to get himself into. Eventually this also lead to this line:Rebellions: ...I'm going to die.Kagato: You probably are. :)Rebellions: A question. Can I make an inside check to get an idea on what's liable that happens if I do this so I can redirect it if it turns out "Oh this guy just want my fucking head off..."?Kagato: I can give you an inside answer. You will be attacked and probably will not survived.
- Luckily, the party members manages to defeat Bruno by sheer luck but the episode ends where the tavern was destroyed, the town's on fire and Bruno's pirates are raiding and after them for killing their pirate Boss.
- Episode 3
- Despite his efforts in the second stream Rebellions is sealed to be the Butt-Monkey of the group while Skylert can't believe he's doing that.He decides to drink a bottle of oil that one of his friends found inside the WarMech (The boss from the second stream). Instead of rinsing with fresh water, he decides to rinse it with sea water instead, which is more dirtier than normal sea water, which smells like rotten fish.Jedi Fiend: Bell in battles and important story moments: most luckiest SOB on the planet. Bell outside of battle: the comedic relief that always gets shat on.
- "COME ON DOWN TO REBELLION'S PLAGIARISM OCEAN!"Rebellions: WHAT AM I PLAGIARIZING?!
- "COME ON DOWN TO REBELLION'S PLAGIARISM OCEAN!"
- Skylert tries to do flex his muscles to intimidate the two goblins (whom act as one hooded man). Kagato lets him roll for that and he fails. The result? The goblins giggled at his 'intimidation' despite exposing their identity.
- This happened in the chat where Andrew jokes on asking Rebellions for money acting as the Tavern master:Andrew: And Bell... YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY!Rebellions: I do not recall.Andrew: YOU BURN MY OTHER TAVERN DUE TO THE BRUNO FIGHT!Rebellions: Alright I gotchu.*Donates 100 dollars to Kagato with a note Here's your tavern reimbursement Andrew*Kagato: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
- Despite his efforts in the second stream Rebellions is sealed to be the Butt-Monkey of the group while Skylert can't believe he's doing that.He decides to drink a bottle of oil that one of his friends found inside the WarMech (The boss from the second stream). Instead of rinsing with fresh water, he decides to rinse it with sea water instead, which is more dirtier than normal sea water, which smells like rotten fish.
- This happens during the third episode. Involving the Idiot Hero, Rebellions trying to explain his Witchbolt spell in the most confusing way:Jolly Roger: I wouldn't touch that if I were you. You wouldn't want to get shocked.Rebellions: Ah but if you were me, and then I be you. Then I use your body to touch it. So you can't stop me, whoever you are.Jolly Roger: Wait what?Skylert: THAT MAKE NO SENSE!Rebellions: 'If you were me, and then I be you. Then I use your body to get to the top'...Skylert: THAT'S NOT HOW THE SAYING WORKS?!Kagato: So Jolly Rogers looks at you at a very confused expression face wondering 'What in gods name you're talking about?'
- Episode 5
- After returning back to Koral for the night, Skylert hopes that he doesn't get to see the singer lady (a.k.a. the 'Save me lady' from the second episode) due to how much annoyance she is. This later becomes a Running Gag to poke fun on Skylert in later episodes, much to his annoyance.Skylert: (In the chat) That singer lady is going to HAUNT ME.Andrew: (In the chat) The singer lady seems to be tsundere for you Skylert. :3Skylert: (upon seeing the chat) Oh my god! Andrew, Shut the fuck up! Andrew, Shut the fuck up! That singer lady isn't tsundere for me! HELL FUCKING NO!
- And then back at the tavern they plan to stay for the night, after Skylert gave a great speech and was hinting that he's going to tell his past, Kagato jokes "CUE BROODING BACKSTORY FLASHBACK!!!" since he knows what's coming. Once again, Andrew poke fun of Skylert in the chat.Andrew: Cue boring flashback story. Bring me the pillows XDSkylert: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! :PAndrew: :)
- On the way to the next town, it seems that Ren has become the Idiot Hero while Skylert plays Papa Wolf to calm him down.:
- Storm kicks in and all the sudden Ren gets picked up by the strong wind while everyone tries to save him.
- Two days later, they encounter a newbie necromancer. While Naraku decides to hold him down, Only Ren suggest to kill him instead. After the necromancer left, while Naraku sighs he was lucky he isn't a paladin, Ren still wants to murder him, causing Skylert to drag him by his ears.
- The following day, then soon found a skeleton of a fire imp. While the guys suggest to buried the imp, Ren wants to take some of the bones instead. Cue Skylert pulling him by his ears again.
- The following day, Kagato decides to have a change of scenery where the party could do some interactions:
- Skylert question Kagato on why the road is orange, which Kagato rants on it.
- "TURKEY JERKY!"
- Ren was going on a meat rampage that he decides to use Eldritch Blast just to kill two birds, which ends up turning into two turkeys. Unfortunately, Skylert reminds him in sigh that they already have meat rations until Kagato informs him they could turn it into turkey jerky instead.
- Bell and Evelyn (Charles) were trying to dig up something in the beach when suddenly a talking crab stops them and immediately gives them a chest to make them stop. No seriously, it did happened.
- Reginald, the magician salesman. That is all.
- After returning back to Koral for the night, Skylert hopes that he doesn't get to see the singer lady (a.k.a. the 'Save me lady' from the second episode) due to how much annoyance she is. This later becomes a Running Gag to poke fun on Skylert in later episodes, much to his annoyance.
- Episode 6
- There are two funny moments when the group are in Old Eryth.
- When Bun intends to check the trap door under the large pillar, Skylert was the only one pulling it up alone for Bun to check when the rest of the gang were busy with their own shenanigans. During Jolot's turn, when Jolot starts bickering with Skylert, you could hear Kagato's giggling on Skylert's demise. Andrew posted this question in the chat:Andrew : You guys are trying to help Skylert or trying to take a selfie of his demise? -3-
- Skylert tries to ask the two NPCs, Uragark, the half-orc and Fletcher, the gnome whom they met in town for help. Instead of helping, they decides to eat popcorn, while watching his misery as entertainment. Ren comments that the two thinks that Skylert's suffering is more entertaining than him being stupid.
- When Ren falls down into the basement, he tries to get out of the room with the help of Chares. However, the room was filled with gunpowder, which luckily it didn't blow up when he uses a small fire magic to light up the room. But what makes it funny is both of their attempt to 'open' the door. From badly suggesting to use Eldritch Blast to accidentally 'melting' the doorknob using freeze magic; Kagato's voice in disbelieve and agony upon the duo's 'methods'.
- The following episode, Ren and Chares were nicknamed Ren and Stimpy.
- When Bun intends to check the trap door under the large pillar, Skylert was the only one pulling it up alone for Bun to check when the rest of the gang were busy with their own shenanigans. During Jolot's turn, when Jolot starts bickering with Skylert, you could hear Kagato's giggling on Skylert's demise. Andrew posted this question in the chat:
- Upon reaching New Eryth, while staying for the night (and episode), Ren decides to drink the bar's Witch's Brew. However, he ends up knocking him out after walking a few steps. When the gang meets back with Ren, the bartender decides to give him a wake up juice. Ren did wakes up, only to knock onto a pillar and faints again.
- And in later episode, Ren is 'addicted to the drink', much to everyone's dismay.
- There are two funny moments when the group are in Old Eryth.
- Episode 11.
- "Hey Ren, YOU'RE GROUNDED!"
- when the gang reaches the town of Croix, they (and the chat) were met with Kayli's pirate crew. The first was the fairy Tsunami a.k.a 'Nami'.
- Before Nami left, Sue, Chase's (Jolot) little homunculus came in. All the sudden, Sue heard the magic word, 'cake' and she's jumping in joy. Cue Kagato putting on the silly music due to the whole 'sweet' shenanigans. Chase tries to explain that she can't eat since she's a homunculus, which Nami misinterpreted as 'Gesundheit'. It takes Skylert to stop them from it. However, when Nami threaten Skylert on not making her angry without cake, which Skylert retaliate by poking her away, she wants to arm wrestle him by 'introducing him to the table' instead; Kayli stops them knowing Nami's strength.
- Skylert notice EvilBlade's comment and strongly advise NOT to make Nami meet with Reginold.
- Introducting what is known to be a match for Bell's (Rebellions) note stupidity, Captain Ryudo. One could assume that he's a combination of Larry Butz and idiotic version of Jack Sparrow. And Ryudo has his own Theme music note
- When Chase and Kayli visits the dungeon, they found him and Grims, another of Kayli's pirate crew, chained up on the wall. Chase decides to use Sue to go wake them up by tickling Ryudo's stomach since she's small enough to fit through the cell. Unfortunately, that causes him to accidentally kicked Grims (which he kicks back) and starts to blame him for tickling him in the first place.Grims: Ryudo... Captain. I got a question for you?Ryudo: Yes?Grims: How can I be tickling you when MY HANDS ARE CHAINED UP TO THE WALL?!Ryudo: Tickling magic?Grims: You are such an idiot.
- When Chase informs them that the reason they were on the criminal list and arrested was because Ryudo and Grims tried to blow up the family tomb. However Ryudo was shocked and assumes it was an ordinary tomb. And once again...Grims: It was on THE MAP!!!!!
- Ryudo's 'fantastic' plan to get themselves out:Kayli: *Sighs* What's the plan...Ryudo: The plan was to... 'Call... for help'?Chase: Somewhere in the city, Anoran (Naraku) is like "I feel as though the forces of some stupid moron is leaking."Skylert: (Commentating) I can just imagine Kayli screaming her head off right now.Chase: I'm going to bring out some of the cloth from that pirate outfit that I dismembered a long time ago, handed one to Kayli and one to myself, and I put my mouth over and start screaming.
- Ryudo was thirsty that he begs them to give them a drink. Alcohol ones. Without any choice, they decides to pour a small cup of the drink they have on their journey, pass it to Sue and make Sue puts the said cup on one of Ryudo's hands. However, what funny is that Ryudo MANAGES to open his chains, free from shackles, drinks it and chains himself back again. Everyone, namely Chares, started to laugh themselves silly on that moment.Chase: YOU'RE OUTRIGHT ROGER RABBIT-ING THIS?!Kayli: EXCUSE ME?! WHAAAAT?!Kayli: YOUR RIGHT HAND!Chase: You can get out of those cuffs at any time?!
- Still oblivious on Ryudo able to escape, Jolot tells Kagato an honest truth on Ryudo's character, which he earlier implies that's him in a nutshell:Jolot: Kagato, I got to be honest with you. You have totally broken me. You literally giving me a headache! I cannot believe that.Naraku: I'm literally having a serious mental strain by detecting the level of stupidity.
- In fact, Jolot was having an aneurysm which he would like to make reference to Team Four Star's Vegeta and Nappa. Even Naraku too comments he has an aneurysm of the sheer stupidity.
- Grims is really pissed on his dumb captain...Grims: When we get back to the ship, I'm going to line up the entire crew and I am going let them all take a shot at you! Kayli gets two!Ryudo: Can I at least wear some armor?Grims: No. In fact,just for saying that you're going naked!Ryudo: NOOOOOOO. That'll expose my weaken bits. That's where some are going to aim directly. You know I need those.(Much later...)Grims: Now look what you did, Romero. You made her cry.Ryudo: I didn't mean to. I can cry to you know.Grims: Well you're gonna cry once this is all over.Ryudo: Why?Grims: Because once this is all over and we're back safe and sound on the ship, I'm not going to give her two. I am going to give her as many as she wants. And she's using my hammer.Ryudo: Oh.... Oh...Chase: You know at this point... I deserve a shot as well.Grims: You know what? You got it buddy.Ryudo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HE'S GOT IT!' He doesn't have anything?!Grims: He does now.
- Once they're a few steps away from their cell, Chase questions Kayli on her loving that idiotic captain and he doesn't see it and all he sees is pain.
- Funny comments starts to popup regarding Ryudo's character:WolfNines: This sounds like Kagato if he was a captain of a pirate crew.Mimi Kyutie: He makes Rebellions look smart in comparison.Chares: *Shows an emotes of Kirby eating a popcorn*EvilBlade: Therapy Anoran can't save anyone from this....
- When Chase and Kayli visits the dungeon, they found him and Grims, another of Kayli's pirate crew, chained up on the wall. Chase decides to use Sue to go wake them up by tickling Ryudo's stomach since she's small enough to fit through the cell. Unfortunately, that causes him to accidentally kicked Grims (which he kicks back) and starts to blame him for tickling him in the first place.
- After returning from their 'trip' and back at the inn, while Kayli and Chase are 'mentally strain'...Evelyn: So... how's your visit? :)
- Jolot event comments if Rebellions would to be here, he would have be going back and forth with Ryudo.
- Naraku comments that Reginald is bad but once Kagato joked (or is he?) that both Ryudo and Reginald would to meet up, Skylert goes to his "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!" quote while Bun, hearing on that said comment makes a laugh that Kagato jokes it's a yandere laughter.
