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• "Up And Atom": At the end of the story, Atom is talking to Batman and Wonder Woman when Batman disappears between shots. Atom at first thinks he's accidentally shrunk Batman, but Wonder Woman casually remarks that this is just something Batman does.
• "Good Cop Bat Cop": Deadshot's interrogation. Superman wants to try being the bad cop for once in the Good Cop/Bad Cop routine they usually use, but he's such a Nice Guy that the end result is Adorkable rather than intimidating—Deadshot doesn't buy it. On the other hand, the notion of a friendly Batman messes with Deadshot so much (he can't even recognize that Bats is smiling) that he confesses out of a combination of confusion, anxiety, and general distress with the situation.
  • His reaction to Batman's smile seems to imply that Batman just isn't very good at smiling.
• "Beep Beep": Basically Lobo as Wile E. Coyote and Flash as Road Runner.
  • And at least twice, Lobo being beaten up by alien cacti.
• "It's A Trap"!: Basically a huge Take That! to Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.
  • The reveal of Lex's greatest 'Anti-Superman Weapon'; A bat with kryptonite lodged in it....wait, what?
    Superman: You made...a bat? (...) You just lodged a chunk of kryptonite into a stick?
  • And then Superman actually outwits Lex with an equally over complicated plan. "Know Thy Enemy" indeed.
  • Superman pointing out that he twigged onto this being a trap because the name Lex Luthor chose for the hostage, Brie Gruyère, was simply the names of two types of cheese. You know, the stuff you bait a mousetrap with.
• "Lasso of Lies": Wonder Woman tries to use her lasso of truth on Deadshot... except it's actually Plastic Man.
  Plastic Man: I'm so sorry, and please don't kill me.
  • Then once Booster Gold enters with the real lasso, she uses it on him... and he says lots of amusing things.
  • Once Deadshot sees it actually works, he gives up the name of his employer... and assumes he'll be getting ice cream with the heroes.
  • Booster Gold's nickname for Wonder Woman is evidently "Wo Wo," much to her annoyance.
  • Deadshot, a highly skilled but mortal assassin, spends the entire fight with Wonder Woman, a superpowered Amazon, flirting with her, evidently just to get her hackles up. The moment she pulls out the lasso, he takes off running.
• "Quality Time": The episode starts with a huge melee between the League and a collection of supervillains. The Leaguers consider the fight pretty much as good as done, and start making plans for a social get-together even while fighting the bad guys. Of note, Batman's idea of a good time is to have everyone hang out at the Bat Cave while Alfred serves sandwiches, Wonder Woman's response implies that nobody else agrees with him.
  • Cut to the Justice League bowling (in costume, natch). Superman makes an overly cautious approach before releasing the ball with as little pressure as he can manage, where he ends up putting holes in at least three walls.
• "Selfie Help": Space Cabbie informs Batman that his fare is $38,000... or one selfie. Batman replies that he's going to go get his wallet.
  • The whole episode is his various attempts to get selfies with the Justice League. About half of them have Booster Gold photo-bombing so the product he's pitching makes it in all of the photos.
• "Special Delivery": Booster Gold is trying to help deliver a baby in the back of Space Cabbie's cab, while being pursued by Granny Goodness. Granny ends up taking over when she finds out what's going on.
• Mint Condition: A fight between the League and Toyman gets derailed when Toyman and Cyborg start geeking out about action figures.
  Stargirl: So, do we arrest him now?
  Batman: I'm just gonna leave and pretend this never happened.
• "True Colors": Firestorm is sent in to help Superman beat Metallo by transmuting his green Kryptonite core into lead. Instead, he runs through the gamut of Kryptonite colors: pissing Supes off with red, wiping his memories with gold, splitting him into two with black, and turning Superman into a woman with pink before getting the formula correct.
  • When exposed to the gold kryptonite, Superman takes a blow to the head and demands to know why this guy's hitting him. He's not saying it out of fear or shock, but rather pure indignance.
  • And then Firestorm messages Batman about the events after Superman told him not to report it.
• "Missing the Mark", from start to end, featuring the Joker (Mark Hamill) and Trickster (Mark Hamill) kidnapping famous actor Mark Hamill (Mark Hamill), Hamill pits the two humorous hooligans against each other by doing their voices, until they get caught by Swamp Thing (go ahead, guess!). It's Acting for Two taken to a very meta extreme.
  • This fantastic joke from the Trickster (note that the Trickster is introduced with the caption "2nd-rate villain")
    The Trickster: You're my favorite actor! I loved you in that 70s classic, about a young lad who fights impossible odds to fulfill his destiny...what was that called? Oh yeah...Corvette Summer!
  • Swamp Thing's explanation that Mark Hamill was not only a famous actor, but also a skilled voice actor, comes off as hilariously self-promoting given who is voicing him. Which is immediately undercut by Joker, who asks, "What's a voice actor?"
• "Plastic Man of Steel": Plastic Man has to pretend to be Clark Kent to keep Lois from figuring out Superman's Secret Identity.
  Plastic Man: How'd she find out?
  Superman: She's a reporter. Instinct.
  Plastic Man: Or your terrible disguise. I mean, it's just glasses.
  Superman: I can still drop you.
  • It's worth mentioning that as this conversation is taking place, Plastic Man is hanging from Superman's neck in the form of a monkey.
  • Lex Luthor hits Superman with red sun radiation, so Plastic Man has to fight in his place:
    Plastic Man: (Imitating Superman) This looks like a job for Superman!
    Superman: That's not what I sound like.
• "Clown Party": At the very end, the kids at the party demand for balloon animals. Shazam obliges and starts making them... using Joker as the source of helium.
• "Drivers Ed": Zox's blasted-off red lantern ring attempting to recruit Stargirl. And the responses.
  Red Lantern ring: Stargirl, you have great road rage in your heart. You belong to the Red Lantern Corps.
  Stargirl: *hypnotised* Shiny...
  Cabbie: *winds up window* Not on your life, young lady!

Episode 1: Shazam Slam (Made up from Episodes: Classic Rock, Power Outage, Night of the Bat, Abate and Switch (Thus Episodes 1-4))

• In another case of Inconvenient Summons, Billy is taken to the Rock of Eternity while he was in the middle of his video game.
  Billy: And I was just about to level up.
• Jimmy Olsen is showing live footage of Wonder Woman's fight with a villain and is nearly crushed. This is his response:
  Jimmy: What am I doing? Risking my life for fleeting internet fame? (Sees the rising number of views) ...yep. Totally worth it.
• The Martian Manhunter asks Batman for feedback about his latest Incredibly Lame Pun. Batman replies, "I'm the wrong one to ask."
• Wonder Woman uses her Lasso of Truth on the villain of "Power Outage" and tells him to tell her everything he knows. He says he won't...and then suddenly starts spilling the beans with glowing eyes.
  • His expression after he's spilled said beans on his Hostile Terraforming plan to cover the earth in lava - he snaps back to normal with a "did I seriously just say that?" look.
• Martian Manhunter being oddly...quirky with his personality.
• Green Arrow makes his entrance by dropping onto the Batmobile's hood. Batman brakes and sends GA flying into trash cans.
• Green Arrow asks if Batman is mad that he jumped on the hood of the Batmobile and promises to buff out any scratches, or at least pay someone else to do that.
• The possessed Batman ejecting Green Arrow out of his car. Into a river.
  • GA later shows up at the Hall of Justice still dripping wet.
    By the way, you owe me for the taxi. And the dry cleaning.
• After Booster Gold comes to from being beaten by the Uthul-possessed Batman, the first thing he does is notice how different things were with his other fights. He only realizes he did better. And completely misses the still bound Wonder Woman.
• Green Arrow and Cyborg take the elevator and try to leave the collapsing Hall of Justice. They arrive on the floor where Superman and the Uthul-possessed Batman are brawling. GA presses the button and the door closes.
• One of the djinn brothers blabbing that their De-power spell works based off them knowing the target's names.
  • The heroes get around this by switching costumes. Plastic Man is the one who dresses up as Wonder Woman.
• Constantine has his accent enhanced and is forced to use very heavy British slang by a spell, forcing Batman to translate.
  • Everything Constatine says while under the Accent Exaggeratus Spell.
  • When Constantine bids farewell at the end and leaves, the others look at Batman only for him to admit he has no idea what Constantine just said.
• At the end, at the christening of the Watchtower, Plastic Man joins in the clapping, wearing Wonder Woman's bustier. Right beside her. Her response?
  Wonder Woman: Are you still wearing my boots?!
  Plastic Man: They're comfortable!
• This exchange:
  Captain Marvel/Shazam: (After Black Adam threatens him) I know you are, but what am I?
  Plastic Man: Um, I don't think he's using that right.
• Plastic Man's entrance:
  Plastic Man: For future reference, the bathroom is definitely not down the hall to the left!

Episode 5: Follow the Space Cabbie

• When Lobo offers to "split" the bounty for Mr. Mind's capture with Superman and Hawkman, he cautiously steps back just as Mr. Mind is crawling towards him — leading to multiple direct shots, from different angles, of Mind screaming in terror and getting messily squished under the Main Man's heel. Even better, since Lobo gives Superman the hind end as a parting shot and escapes with the head goop, Mind is able to harmlessly regenerate in League custody.
  Lobo: Ew! 'Got some Mind on me!
• Space Cabbie trying to distract Mister Mind with a photo op...with pictures of various people he's had.
• Mr. Mind's deadpan "I hate all of you" after he finds out he regenerated in prison.

Episode 6: Nuclear Family Values

• Seeing Firestorm get blasted by Sis of the Nuclear Family. The hilarity of it? She looks like the 'pretty girl in the poodle skirt' from a 1950s sitcom. Heck, ALL of the Nuclear Family look and act like characters from one.
• Superman and Wonder Woman being impressed by Firestorm and even saying that Batman was impressed. An excited Firestorm turns to see...Batman giving him an 'Eh' handsign.
• Dad insisting on calling Firestorm 'Sparky', much to his chagrin. His flat 'uh no' when asked if it was okay sells it since the android just keeps on doing it even when he's going to beat him up.
• How Firestorm ultimately defeats the Nuclear Family is chuckleworthy. How does he do it? Same way everything gets defused in a sitcom: a big ol' hug.

Episode 7: Zombie King

• Just the fact that SOLOMON GRUNDY is the mastermind of a grand scheme all while having to talk in Hulk Speak.

Episode 8: Galaxy Jest

• Joker's cringeworthy jokes can be funny mostly from the reactions he's getting.
• Followed up by Joker joybuzzing Mongul, and the face he makes when he realizes how much trouble he's in.
• Joker's disgusted reaction to having to cheer for Superman. Just the face he makes after saying "Go Superman" is chuckle worthy.
  • Adding to it was Joker's desperate 'PLEASE BE ENEMIES' when he sees Superman arriving from the airlock...and Superman catches him face-first into his fist when Mongul lets him go.
• This scene:
  Joker: I know we had our differences, but I just want to let you know, I'm available for the Justice League holiday part- (thrown face first into the police van by Wonder Woman)

Episode 9: Time Share

• Blue Beetle's frustration at Chronos' seeming inability to remember his name properly.
• Upon arriving in the past, Batman and Blue Beetle witness Past!Batman on his first case. When he tries to get to the top of the warehouse with grappling hook he misses badly... and looks around to make sure no one notices.
  Future!Batman: That's why I built the grappling gun.
  • After he does get up to the roof, he does his famous "I. am. Batman!" line (complete with lightning behind him). Blue Beetle wastes no time joking about how cheesy it is, and Batman is visibly embarrassed.
    • Also take note that it's Kevin Conroy doing the speech that earned him the respect of Batfans everywhere..... and he sounds SO BORED doing it.
    • AND Beetle asks Khadji Dah/Scarab if he took a picture, which he says is cool with the dynamic pose.
  • Before this, we see Past!Batman step out with the theme to Batman: The Animated Series playing... then ends up dragging out garbage when he gets his grappling hook. Then, kicks it under his car.
    Blue Beetle: Were you... living in your car?
    Future!Batman: No, I was staking out the Falcones. Twenty-four hours a day. Seven days a week.
• Despite bemoaning it as cheesy, Blue Beetle does the pose that Past!Batman did...to the point of having to wait for a long time for the right burst of Lightning Reveal.

Episode 10: Under a Red Sun

• The fact that Superman, Big Barda and BATMAN are keeping score of how many henchmen they are defeating. You'd expect this kind of thing from the sidekicks, but not the big leagues.
• How does Superman beat Steppenwolf? He tosses a broken piece of tech into the water that electrocutes him...just a minute after he brags that he'll kill Superman.
• It's worth noting that, despite beating Steppenwolf, Superman doesn't come out unscathed; notably, he ends up breaking his leg during the battle. However, once everything is said and done, he seems more amused by this than anything else, even responding with a cheerful "it really does" when Batman asks if it hurts.

Episode 11: Play Date

• Cyborg got sucked into an online match with Blue Beetle, thus missing Toyman's assault on the Watchtower.
  Cyborg: I've only been playing— (checks his watch) Wooo... that long.
• Toyman making Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg have a little dance. Batman's CLEARLY ANNOYED 'I don't like this' is hilarious given Toyman's reaction.
• Cyborg giving his protest of Toyman taking Superman and him forced to have Batman.
  Cyborg: Oh come on! Batman doesn't have any superpowers! (Batman gives him a slightly offended Death Glare)...Not that he needs any.
  • Cyborg then proceeds to spam the I'm Batman taunt, much to Batman's annoyance.
• Superman's reaction to Batman carrying a Kryptonite ring.
  Superman: (with a black eye) You just...carry that with you?
• Batman knowing a lot about a popular video game, making Superman give him an odd look. He quickly adds that Robin plays it a lot. Even when beaten up, he mentions Robin is a better player. Petty much, Batman?
• One of Superman's moves ends up involving him pulling off his S-Shield and using it to wrap up Batman.
  Cyborg: Superman can't do that!
• While Superman and Batman are annoyed with their intros, Wonder Woman...actually kind of likes her intro line for the game.

Episode 12: Repulse

• This line of dialogue:
  Wonder Woman: What is the meaning of this, Static-Man?
  Repulse/Lex: I think you're mixing me up with the other guy. I'm Repulse.
  Superman: Due to your winning personality, no doubt.
• During the fight with Repulse, Wonder Woman ends up tied up with her own Lasso of Truth, leading to a funny exchange when Hawkman asks her if she is okay.
• Hawkman being rather...awkward with seeing Superman and Wonder Woman flirting. Given he's one of the few married heroes in the comics, this is doubly funny
  Hawkman: Super PDA is really awkward...
• Lex Luthor getting a lot of funny lines. Yes it's James Wood, but still.
  • One that comes to mind is him wanting to make billions on a vacuum based on a black hole and him telling Superman that he has delicate skin, being a red head and all (despite being bald).^note Fun Fact: in the 90's, Lex posed as his own son, and did in fact have a full head of red hair.
• The Running Gag involving a garlic risotto making Superman's breath smell bad. It usually goes with the Almost Kiss gag.

Episode 13: Trick or Threat

• We see four kids dressed as Zatanna, Batman, Dr. Fate and Constantine of all people acting all sorts of silly. Turns out this is the REAL deal hexed by Klarion. This brings flashbacks of the DCAU episode with a similar premise.
• Constantine getting a piece of rock candy...and it comes with a Peanuts shout out.
• Zatanna having to wear braces when she was a kid. Two reasons: One, somehow Klarion knew this and put them on her. And second, the fact that Zatanna, the witch with the backwards spells, needed braces at some point.
• Batman comments that it was thoughtful and forward-thinking of one couple to give toothbrushes instead of Halloween candy, but agrees that they should still go back and egg their house.
• After Klarion steals Dr. Fate's magical helmet, he cheerfully notes how it's conveniently his size.
• How serious the kiddified JLA become when they realize who they are...and the fact that the kid actors playing them take to talking like their adult forms rather seriously.
• "I can't believe Batman said 'bejeebers'."
  Batman: I never said that.
  Zatanna: You totally did.

Episode 14: Speed Demon

• Harley Quinn of all people getting magical powers. That alone is hilarious, especially since it was short-lived thanks to Zatanna.
  • Adding to that...we get SUBTITLES for her spells now.
• Etrigan giving ice cream to Zatanna and Batman. Thank you for this, Cartoon Network.
  • For reference, Batman at first declined, saying he's got bigger things to deal with. Then the Batmobile falls apart. His reaction? "Chocolate".
• Etrigan wants to use a police car, but it gets wrecked by Demon!Batmobile and he sees his only real choice is the ice cream truck. His dawning realization is what makes it fun to watch.

Episode 15: Hat Trick

• How do our heroes find out where Faust took Zatanna's hat? By using the BPS (Bunny Positional System) on her phone of course!
  Zatanna: Comes in more handy than you'd think!
  • Said bunnies are also what stop Faust from escaping!
    Faust: Why did it have to be rabbits?
• Etrigan asking Batman if he wants him as a sidekick. The idea alone is actually kinda funny.
• Zatanna's fight scene with a younger Felix Faust is full of snarky comments from Faust and her using various magician-themed weapons.
  • Special mention goes to when Zatanna manages to dive into her hat, causing Felix to look into it confusedly before getting a seriously nasty uppercut from the resourceful sorceress superhero as she launches back out of it.
• Merlin's deadpan delivery towards Etrigan calling for his aid.
• After Felix Faust summons a demon from another dimension and demands a reward, it just hovers there, menacingly. Faust adds "Please," in a timid tone of voice, at which point the monster makes him young again.

Episode 16: Luthor in Paradise

• From the trailer, we are seeing the context of Hippolyta's question about Superman and Batman...plus it's even more funny than before since they arrived and saved Diana. They still share a 'Did she REALLY say that' look to each other.
  Wonder Woman: These men are my... sidekicks.
• Batman calling the Themysciran Amazons "Prickly". Seems he's had experience with them...
• Luthor getting giddy over having hair... he's gloating about the power, but spends half the time playing with his hair - and when he loses the power (courtesy of pissing Circe off), he's more upset about the hair than anything else.
• Luthor trying to Exact Words his way around Wonder Woman's lasso of truth, before finally sighing, giving in and admitting that yeah, once he has Olympus, he's going to ditch Circe.
• When Circe also absorbs Zeus' powers, she too gains a golden glowing aura like Lex... and the same long white beard which she quickly removes with her magic.
  • It's a blink-and-you'll miss it, but seeing Lex's squicked reaction to the beard is also hilarious.
• More of a Hilarious in Hindsight, but having James Woods associated with Greek Mythology once again is a joy. Only with a different deity in mind.

Episode 17: Rage of the Red Lantern

• Lobo is VERY funny in this episode, as he was in his last appearance.
• Zox being a suck up at all points, trying in vain to cover his own tracks when he questions Atrocitus' actions but doesn't want to get blasted.
• As the Justice League and the Red Lanterns are pairing up to take on Lobo, one of the Red Lanterns gets left behind with no partner and has a sad, dejected look on his face before flying off.
• How... surprisingly smart Dex-Starr is and him getting an electric Batarang from Batman.
  • Actually... while the others are fighting the bigger Red Lanterns, and later fighting alongside them, Batman fights and later teams up with DEX-STARR.
• The very concept of the Red Lanterns showing up at the Watchtower, smashing the security camera... and then waiting patiently until someone comes to answer the door.
• Bleez screaming "AMBUSH!" when the Watchtower door opens, much to the obvious confusion of Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman.
  • This is immediately followed by Bleez trying to blast Superman, only for Wonder Woman to reflect the blast right back at the lanterns. Atrocitus casually leans to one side to let Zox take the full hit.
• Lobo's defeat starts with Batman lassoing Lobo's hand, and letting go, causing Lobo to punch himself in his face. He's finished off by Dex-Starr hocking a flaming furball at him.

Episode 18: Freezer Burn

• Firestorm flirting with Killer Frost. That is all.
• Batman has a rather...smug face when he asks "Miss Me?" to Mr. Freeze. Hilarious in Hindsight given the trailers ended with this line.

Episode 19: Plastic Man Saves the World

• Plastic Man as a whole is a laugh riot. He's got a lot of moments in this that are hard not to laugh at.
• Plastic Man is VERY offended at being only ranked at 4.6.
  Plastic Man: That's out of "5", right?!
  Evil Robot: Negative, threat status scales to 100.

Episode 20: Field Trip

• The heavy amount of Epic Fail from each of the young heroes. In order:
  • Stargirl: Lets an alien cat into the room with the Phantom Zone and it wiggles out of her grasp and sucks in Superman.
  • Firestorm: He accidentally lets out General Zod and his cronies into the Fortress of Solitude.
  • Blue Beetle: He smashes the controls so they can't get Superman back out, leaving them stuck with them.
• Stargirl calling Firestorm's powers 'Nuclear Magic', making Firestorm really confused leading her to admit that most of the team has no idea how his powers work.
• Firestorm tries to study Kryptonite to create more of it, but Ronnie starts having a breakdown over the MASSIVE amount of information.
  Firestorm: Do you think I am Stephen Hawking!?!
  • After Zod and pals are taken out:
    Blue Beetle: Took you long enough.
    Firestorm: What can I say? Chemistry, hoho, it is not my best subject.

Episode 22: The Trouble with Truth

• Batman being upstaged. Not by Athena. Oh no. He's upstaged by her robot owl. Repeatedly.
• Athena teasing the heroes is worth a laugh, especially with Batman visibly contemplating shooting the Goddess of Wisdom out of his ship.
  Green Arrow: I swear, I can almost hear his blood pressure rising.
  Wonder Woman: The gods test us in many ways.
• Wonder Woman acting like an embarrassed teenager with a very affectionate relative visiting and embarrassing her in front of her friends at times.
• Athena telling Wonder Woman that she's to be the new Goddess of Truth. At Wonder Woman's nonplussed/unenthused reaction, she adds:
  Athena: In other words, darling, I got you a job.
  Wonder Woman: Uh. I have a job.
  Athena: Oh yes, punching people and costumes. I mean a real job.
• Green Arrow wanting a spot on Olympus. That is all. Athena just finds it amusing, and points out the uniform requirement for Cupid.
• Green Arrow being the only hero hit by the goopy orange stuff from the Hive Master's cannons.
  Green Arrow: Please tell me this is just honey.
• Athena's nickname for Batman? "Grumpy."

Episode 23: Double Cross

• Concept alone: Plastic Man has to pretend to be Two-Face.
• From the episode proper, Two-Face's split personality being Played for Laughs by having his two personalities, the mild-mannered Harvey Dent and the aggressive Two-Face, constantly argue with each other throughout the episode
• Deadshot is about to fire his gun when it suddenly grows a mouth and says "Bang!" Yep, it was Plastic Man all along.
• Firestorm's reaction after realizing that Plastic Man isn't wearing a uniform.
• After disguising himself as Two-Face, Plastic Man declares "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Spielberg."

Episode 24: Battle of the Bottled City

• Cyborg is taken out of the action by am EMP bomb that shuts down his electronics, forcing him to reboot. Later on the Atom starts running into trouble and wondering where Cyborg is... cut to Cyborg still lying there when his body makes dialup modem sounds.
• Cyborg's reaction at the end:
  Cyborg: Aw... I missed the fun.

Episode 27: Time Out

• As Batman chews out Booster Gold.
  Batman: It's never your fault. It wasn't with Grodd or Luthor. Or when you got Guy Gardener stuck in the space elevator.
  Booster Gold: Okay. In my defense... that was sorta funny.
• After finding out what Booster Gold does in his spare time, Batman has this to say:
  Batman: I always assumed you were off playing foosball or something.
  Booster: Oh, I do that too. (teleports a foosball table in) First to three?
  Batman: (glaring at Booster)
  Booster: Right. Maybe later.

Episode 30: Supernatural Adventures in Babysitting

• John Constantine is repeatedly called a hobo.
• Stargirl dealing with Klarion-disguised-as-Timmy's bratty behavior.
• When trying to summon something to fight the heroes, Klarion accidentally opens a portal to three sexy demon ladies with his newly acquired book of spells, but then immediately closes it. This annoys Constantine, who claims to know how to break through his barrier...and he rams a sofa into it. It doesn't work.
• Later, Klarion grandly proclaims that Constantine's magic is no match for his. Constantine concedes this. On the other hand, his fist is.
  • And at the end, Constantine performs the same spell and walks through the portal.

Episode 32: Booray for Bizarro

• As Amazo short-circuits and sparks fly, Bizarro makes a comment that would be Deadpan Snark from anyone else.
  Bizarro: Sparks pretty. Whose power am that?
• Bizarro thinks that Space Cabbie is the smartest hero in the universe just because Bizarro asked him for directions once (and then proceeded to go in the opposite direction).
• Amazo adopting Bizarro's You No Take Candle speech pattern and crush on Wonder Woman after an Assimilation Backfire.

Episode 33: Best Day Ever

• The premise alone: Joker lugging Luthor around for a day out via portable Mother Box, and Lex's total disinterest in everything around them.
  Luthor: Joker, where are we?
  Joker: Quick- What are the two sweetest words in the English language?
  Luthor: (deadpan) Destroy Superman.
  Joker: ...Well, yes, they are on the list, but actually, I was thinking: LOG FLUME! (Evil Laugh)
• The contrast between Superman and Batman's dogs: Krypto behaves like a big, lovable puppy, and Ace is The Stoic like his owner (but happily wags his tail when told he did a good job).
  Wonder Woman: You guys and your dogs. It's kind of adorable.
  • Joker has a teleporter that could easily get him and Lex into the Fortress of Solitude, and he uses it to deface the front of it instead. Childishly, at that.
• The one thing Lex shows any interest in is an art gallery... and then Joker vandalizes The Scream (Munch) by making it look like a clown with a hat.

Episode 34: The Cube Root

• Stein ends the episode ranting about having Mister Terrific as a roommate.
  Martin: And don't think I forgot about the cat! The allergies!!

Episode 38: Forget Me Not

• Amnesiac!Batman running for his life from Felix Faust's Golem army.
  Amnesiac!Batman: What is it I do again?
• While Firestorm's attempting to jog Amnesiac!Superman's mind, he takes his coffee mug and transforms it into a small statuette with Superman striking Sailor Moon's trademark pose while the base reads "Lois Approved". He follows this up by ripping open his shirt, light shining from the open shirt (and poor Firestorm gets smacked in the eye with a button)... and finds out there's no suit there.
  • He adds to this by making Clark look into his reflection...and he screams when he sees he looks exactly like Superman. Ronnie then proceeds to show that all it takes is some glasses to make the difference.
  • And proceeds to drop Clark out of a window in an attempt to get him to fly. Clark ends up eating concrete instead.
  • And later on, Superman proves to Diana and Bruce that Firestorm is telling the truth... by jumping out of the Watchtower, screaming he'll be fine before hitting the water below.

Episode 41: E. Nigma, Consulting Detective

• Riddler distracting Solomon Grundy with a Chinese finger trap.
• Why Joker is doing this: Riddler ate his doughnut while in prison.

Episode 42: Phased and Confused

• The trinity's unsuccessful attempts at trying to contact Booster Gold.
• Booster dressing up as Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman in that order.

Episode 43: It'll Take A Miracle

• Mr. Miracle is an absurd ham throughout the entire episode.
• After the fight with Mr. Miracle and Batman, Granny Goodness and Bernadeth go looking for him... while Lashina hesitates and bows to the crowd, who's been giving the fight a standing ovation. Granny yanks her offscreen.
• After Scott Boomed him out of his throne room, Darkseid returns and has this to say:
  Darkseid: Daddy's home.
• Darkseid's Say My Name moment at the end, when he screams Scott's name after realizing that the piece of the Anti-Life Equation he had was a fake. To makes things funnier, it also plays The Final Countdown.

Episode 45: Race Against Crime

• The episode ends with Flash and Superman having one last race... with Superman carrying Luthor.

Episode 46: Party Animal

• Plastic Man accidentally gets his elastic tongue stuck to a pole.
• When Zatanna mentions that Green Arrow wants Batman to be at his Christmas party, Flash decides to make Batman his present for Green Arrow, speeding away and returns carrying Batman, with a bow wrapped around his chest. Zatanna also has an Oh, Crap! moment right after realizing what she's just inspired Flash to do as he speeds away.
  Batman: Put. Me. Down.
• When Plastic Man brings a captive Grundy to the Christmas party, Green Arrow is shocked.
  Green Arrow: What's that ghoul doing here?
  Plastic Man: I know, right? I didn't think Batman was coming either.
  Batman gives him a Death Glare.

Episode 47: Watchtower Tours

• Booster Gold claims that one of the Justice League planes is his private jet, Booster One, even though it has the name Justice One written in plain sight. Booster claims it's a typo.
• Everyone is in danger because Toyman has no way to get through his own robot's forcefield. Booster Gold asks why he invented a forcefield he couldn't get through.
  Toyman: I don't know! I'm crazy!
• Booster Gold finds out that everyone on his Watchtower tour is a disguised supervillain. When he asks what Joker's Evil Plan is, the villain says that he really did just come for the tour.
  • Later, Joker’s fourth wall leaning response to Booster’s spectacular plan to save them.
    Joker: Even I'm impressed, and I'm a Batman villain!
• Granny Goodness reveals herself by stating that they could send Toyman's robot through a Boom Tube she originally intended for the watchtower itself. When Booster is confused, she has this to respond:

  Granny Goodness: What? I'm Granny Goodness. I'm barely wearing a disguise here.

• Joker's disguise was the most convincing since he took the Bugs Bunny route and disguised himself as a young woman complete with a fake voice. He even states that he got the idea from a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
• The Watchtower security system repeatedly fails to recognize Booster Gold, at one point referring to him as an "unknown associate" of Toyman.
• Booster and his alternate universe counterparts exchange a lot of drone-based puns after destroying the Trigger-Happy security drones.
• When an annoyed Batman shows up, Booster claims that his grossly negligent and unauthorized tour was a sting operation to capture various villains. Batman skeptically raises an eyebrow.

Episode 50: Keeping Up With The Kryptonians

• Seeing Supergirl as a knock-off Kardashian is pretty hilarious. Superman as a Comically Serious pseudo-communist conqueror, likewise. The best part of it, though? Mxy's plan being foiled not by some Heroic Willpower or inner truth, or anything like that. Nope. Booster Gold just happened to be outside reality, was Too Dumb to Fool, and essentially annoyed Mxy into admitting the truth. As Kasnian Superman puts it:
  "Even golden oaf can see through it."
• Booster's response to figuring out Mxy's plot? Since he's posing as Supergirl's agent, asking if he can do the same for him. And asking why his phone is now saying that the Justice League is a semi-pro bowling team in Fresno.

Episode 51: Unleashed

• Plastic Man is left as the Watchtower minder while everyone else is gone and starts literally bouncing off the walls with joy at the idea that he finally gets to be in charge. Then they tell him that The Watchtower itself outranks him in the league's hierarchy. And if that wasn't humiliating enough, it later turns out that Krypto the Superdog is higher-ranking than Plastic Man too.
• The whole Potty Emergency scene of Dex-Starr needing to use his litter box, but being repeatedly interrupted by various calls.
• After Dex-Starr is captured by Krypto and Plastic Man, Plastic Man tries to hype up their victory by talking about how the Red Lanterns sent their most cunning and fiendish operative to the Watchtower.
  Batman: (deadpan) They sent a cat.