Funny / Jacksfilms

Your Grammar Sucks

• That one ALL CAPS comment that descends into Angrish, shirt ripping and Cyr trying to hold him back.
• Every time someone misspells "rapping" or "wrapped" as "raping" or "raped".
  Twitter Girl: "I just raped my sister so she will be quiet"
  YouTube User: "Sad, sad night.. saw a friends of mine cat dead in the road. picked him up raped him in a blanket and put him on the side of the road... R.I.P. little cat"
• From the YGS #50 fan submissions:
  • Oh my.Selected!
  • Now in machinima flavor!
  • Scene?! What are you doing here?!
  • And now, a dramatic reading.
  • Wait till you reach the ending.
  • How to make violin lessons AWESOME.Selected!
  • Finally, a use for Siri.Selected!
  • The fans attempt Dadaist sketch style.
  • On location in Australia.
  • How to rock a hijab.
  • From the UK!
  • All acoustic, all Beiber.Selected!
  • Would you believe fanart?
  • Yay for team attempts!Selected!
• The entirety of YGS #34
• Jack faces a dilemma in YGS #91. He can't drink because he's doing the P90 programme... so he makes someone else drink instead. Said "someone" turns out to be Cyr.
• In the 107th episode of YGS, Jacks faces a lot of negative comments from Nepal. Problem is, all of them are terribly worded and just bizarre. One of note is:
  Sudip: "Fuck up u son of b..tch ... I will blow ur face mfucker." *completed with this image◊*
• "My wiener is such massive I can smash coconuts with. don't jealousy. I am big balls."

Jackask

• The jingle:
  So ask me your questions, and I will ignore them! 'Cause I'm a jackask, a big fat freakin' jackask.
• In one of the videos, Jack decided to ask his Twitter fans what they wanted for Christmas, and he read the best tweets he got. One of the tweets said "for you to be funny". Jack didn't take this very lightly, and promptly kicked his tripod.

PMS

• Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Gotta have me mah Super Bowl.
  • And the sequel: 'Lympic Games. 'Lympic Games. Gotta have me mah 'Lympic Games.
• The two Kermit animations. In a nutshell, it's what would happen if Rick put his mind in Kermit's body.
  Kermit: (singing and playing guitar) Ghosts aren't real, but my lust for blood is.
• 9 New Christmas Songs:
  We're worried about you, Santa.
  We're worried about your weight.
  Obesity's a health issue
  That really can't freakin' wait.
  You're too damn fat!
  Santa, you're too damn fat!
• The ending of "Valentine's Day is a Lie", where Jack suddenly cuts off the song during the chorus to say "IT'S OVER."
• What if Mario threw his hat at Kirby?
  It's a-me!
  • Special mention goes to the top comment on the video
  And Erin is marrying... that... ?

Yesterday I Asked You

• Family-friendly Eminem (YIAY #320)

  My name is Eminem and I'm here to say, sex before marriage is never the way

• The "Describe Avengers: Infinity War in 4 words"-YIAY. The first answer is "The Avengers: Infinity War".
  Jack: I hate that that counts.
  • "Shrek's Cousin Fists Everyone"
  • One commentor "Only Watched For Loki". Loki dies in the first 5 minutes of the film.
    Jack: Oof. If that's true, I am sorry.
• Jack sums up the internet in "FIX SONIC."
  Jack: And if you can believe it, the internet wasn't happy. Granted, the internet is never happy, will never be happy, and will die angry.
• Every year, Jack goes through the worst Christmas gifts given. In the 2019 edition, one person got a book on how to draw farting animals and 52 things to do While You Poo. The look on Jack's face.◊

Other

• Jack revenge prank calling Sean Klitzner for having trolled him earlier.
• His sarcastic review of the The Emoji Movie is just gold.
  Jack: Is The Emoji Movie the worst film ever made? No. Is The Emoji Movie the best film ever made? (closeup) Yes.
  • Him describing the graphics of the movie as if it were a video game, in particular describing it as having "no lag" and saying how "the controls were responsive".
  • Mocking the movie's lengthy use of the Just Dance app as product placement, he shoehorns in numerous mentions of the app and how it is free to download "for your Apple or Android device".
  • Just the fact that months of shitposting about The Emoji Movie somehow ended up getting him invited to the world premiere is hilarious in and of itself.
• When Jack won the Shorty Award for "Youtuber of the Year", he accepted it onstage in a Garfield fursuit.
  Jack: Finally, they will take me seriously.

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