Funny / Jack Reacher: Never Go Back

• In the opening, a sheriff comes to arrest Reacher in a diner. Reacher tells him "In the next 90 seconds, that phone is going to ring, and you're going to be wearing these cuffs." The sheriff starts laughing... and the phone starts ringing.
  Reacher: That phone is just going keep ringing.
• Reacher steals his lawyer's car keys and breaks out Turner from the prison. Reacher asks what type of car a lawyer might drive. Turner suggests a black sedan. Reacher and Turner turn and run into... a parking lot full of identical black Chrysler 200 sedans.
• Reacher and Turner's reaction when Samantha reveals she stole some credit cards for them.
  Turner: You little shit.

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