Funny / J-Stars Victory VS

Gintoki (yes, the man has so many hilarious moments, he needs his own section):

• His attacks:
  • He managed to pull a Kamehameha move since he tried his best to practice it. But, not all the time. If he doesn't charge the stamina, he'll likely fail to perform it, and gets a short gust power instead.
  Gintoki: Kamehame...haaaa....aaa?! D-Damn it!
  • His Thigh Burst kick, which he uses on Goku in one of the trailers. It's his Guard Break attack.
  • And for one of his specials he can also squirt soy sauce out of his Bokuto as well. The name is literally "Shouyuken" (Soy Sauce Sword).
• He copies Seiya's stamina charging pose and even tries to recite his lines, but he can't remember them.
  Gintoki: Burn! My something!
• Gin's death pose is essentially Yamcha's infamous death pose.
• Anytime Shinpachi has to comment on what Gintoki does, including:
  after firing a Kamehameha: Forgive me, Toriyama-sensei!
  if the Kamehameha misfires: Humph. Go figure/That'll teach me to get my hopes up.
  send an enemy flying or throw a Justaway: DONDAKE?!/No way!/ You gotta be out of your mind!
  when riding a scooter: Where the heck did you get that?!/Did Gengai fix that up for you or something?!
  • Shinpachi's utter disbelief that Gintoki's bike is rocket-powered.^note while riding the bike, press jump. The fact that it even double jumps is hilarious.
• His Limit Break shows the credits, just like an anime opening/ending.
• If you idle long enough while at low health, he'll try to get a quick sugar fix by scarfing a fruit parfait, which more often than not earns him a "DONDAKE!?" from Shinpachi.
• Kenshin and Gintoki discussing the Shinsengumi :
  Kenshin: The Shinsegumi I knew were noble warriors, men with whom you could stand toe-to-toe...
  Gintoki: This useless policeman and I seem to be inseperable, unfortunately...
  Shinpachi: Gin-san! That's the real thing, over there!
• His answer to Lala's intro speech.
  Lala: I'm Lala.
  Gintoki: Have you said your piece now? Well, I'm sorry, but you went on so long, I didn't listen to half of it.
  Shinpachi: ...Huh?! But that was only two words!
• Goku's everywhere!
  Gintoki: Ha ha! My name is Son Goku! Let's do this!
  Shinpachi: Gin-san won't be happy!
  Goku: Hey, you! I'm Son Goku, and I'm coming for you! Let's both give this everything we've got!
  Shinpachi: This guy took it seriously!
• Joseph repeating Gintoki's line before he can even say it.
  Joseph: I know what you're going to say next: "You're right! This guy is a bit like me...!"
  Shinpachi: Gin-san... This guy's got a similar voice to yours...
  Gintoki: Hold on... You look a bit like me...! What kind of prank is this?!
  Shinpachi: You don't have to be so predictable, Gin-san! I think you're the one who's joking here!
  • His trolling of Joseph right back.
    Gintoki: Here's your next line: "Th-This is my s-special party trick..." Say it!
    Joseph: M-My s-special party trick...
  • Both allude to the fact that they're voiced by the same seiyu.
• Speaking of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, He managed to get Jonathan Joestar's name wrong. The name changes in each playthrough
  What was your name again? Jonathan.. Toaster?
  Jet Coaster?
• His blatant calling-out of the SKET Dan in reference to their past crossovers.
  Gintoki: Ah it's the SKET-dan... You've been teasing the weakened Gintama team, I hear... Time to find out who really deserves to be in Jump!
  Kagura: Strike them down, Gin-chan!
  Switch: Hey listen, I can understand Kagura joining in... But Sadaharu too...?
  Bossun: And where's glasses boy?
  Shinpachi: I'm capable of putting on a performance with my voice alone... Glasses boy won't be missed!
  Himeko: Are you trying to impress us? I can smell your desperation!
• He calls Oga a kidnapper.
  Oga: Hey, mister! You should get out of here before you get hurt!
  Baby Beel: Daaah!
  Gintoki: Hey! Hey there, officer! There's a kidnapper over here!
  • Doesn't help that Ryotsu is on the scene.
  Ryotsu: Hello? Yes, this is the police... Hmm? Hold on a minute! What are you doing with that baby?! I could arrest you for kidnap!
  Oga: Who is this old man...? I think it's time to take out the trash!
  Baby Beel: Daaah!

Everyone else:

• Joseph pulls a line prediction on Oga as well.
  Joseph: Then next thing you're going to say is: "Kneel down before me!"
  Oga: Stop irritating me! Kneel down before me!
• Chitoge slapping characters many times more powerful than her is absolutely hilarious.
• Taro Yamada, Ryotsu Kankichi, and Koro-sensei are wacky beyond belief!
  • The latter's limit break has him flying around the world... and drawing a giant smiley face. Because.
• In the fifth trailer, Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star tells Madara Uchiha from Naruto that "You are already...dead?"^note Madara having been resurrected via Edo Tensei. Madara's only reply is to remark "Is that all you have to say?"
• Bo-bobo uses Don Patch in a lot of his attacks, including as a shield and an explosive projectile.
  • Heck, the fact that Bo-bobo's in the game pretty much guarantees laughs.
• The fact that Kuroko's assist is just passing the ball...somewhere in the distance as a distraction.
  • Not to mention the fact that Kuroko can be right next to you all of a sudden. Gintoki, Ryotsu, and Vegeta are one of the examples. Only Koro-sensei, Momotaro, Akainu, and Hinata doesn't seem to be surprised that Kuroko even be in this.
• Taro's ultimate attack, which plops a giant Yokai head onto his opponents as his friends Mari and Gen freak out.
• Medaka trying to distract Raoh in their special pre-battle intro. It didn't work out.
• Some of the scenes in the opening count:
  • Gintoki and Ryotsu's race with their bikes with Koro-sensei flying by.
  • Gintoki and Ichigo's Oh, Crap! face when they saw Goku's Kamehameha coming at them.
    • Freeze-Frame Bonus shows that there's a line at the right side of Gintoki's face for no reason at this part that looks out of place but is so hilarious.
• Saiki's special battle intro with Allen.
  Allen: Don't give up on me, Innocence!
  Saiki: It's okay, you're just going through puberty.
• In their special intro if on opposing teams, Ryotsu asks Raoh to let him enter Kokuoh into horse races for quick cash. Raoh is less than amused.
  • Medaka also has a special intro where she calls Kokuoh adorable, which causes Raoh to say that she's scaring Kokuoh — a nod to the fact that Medaka loves animals, but they don't love her back.
• If one considers Jonathan's normally serious, intense and loyal personality, listening to him stumble and almost melt when Lala introduces herself to her partner is hilarious. Don't do it, JoJo! What would Erina say?!
• In the story modes, Hancock hired Gintoki to help her track down Luffy. At one point Hancock calls him a Stand and he wonders if she thinks he's Crazy Diamond.
• One of the loading screen quiz questions in the English version asks you what Goku's power level is. The correct answer is "over 9000".^note It counts because the famous line is actually a mistranslation; it's stated to be over 8000 in the original.
  • Another Dragon Ball Z trivia questions asks for Frieza's power level^note His infamously boastful 53000. An incorrect answer given is 5.
• Frieza and Ryotsu have a special intro if pitted against each other. Turns out Frieza remembers that one time Ryotsu tried to arrest him for illegally parking his spaceship. ^explanation to elaborate, this special intro references the Kochikame 30th anniversary special where Ryotsu did indeed try to arrest Frieza for illegal parking and none of Frieza's attacks killed Ryotsu leading to Frieza rage quitting the fight and leaving Earth in disgust.

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