Funny / Hyperdimension Neptunia U: Action Unleashed

• Any time Blanc adopts the "Blanny-Blanny-Bii" persona.
• Uni lampshading the Clothing Damage mechanic affecting the Candidates by stating that people could be arrested for looking at pictures of girls their apparent age with half their clothes torn off.
• Nepgear wants to defeat the Big Bad by transforming all of Gamindustri's nations into a giant robot and having them fight.
• The entire discussion about literal translations in games, leaving Noire to go from "Noire" to "Nowaru" and, finally, to "Now Are You." along with Blanc trolling her about it a bit later.
• What does the group decide that the only thing left to do after everyone climbs Neptral Tower is? Jump off it!
  • Sans Noire, who gets pushed off it.
• The Trophy descriptions are written in a way as if it was spoke by Neptune.
  • Neptune's description of "Uphill Struggle":^note Clearing a Quest while wearing an accessory that locks the characters at Level 1
    Neptune: That was kinda tough. Did you ever think about taking on the strongest enemy in the game at Level 1? Or putting on a CPU Chastity Be—ow! Ow...ow, just...ow.
  • Neptune's description of "It was bound to happen":^note Earned by pairing up Vert and Nepgear for a Quest.
    Neptune: This joke again?! WHYYYYY?! Why do they get a trophy, developers?! Vert's getting way too attached to Nep Jr., so...please, just give her a little sister.
• Famitsu's reaction to unlocking "Torn Duds" for Rom:
  Famitsu: C'mon people, don't be gross. [...] Do I really have to say anything else on the subject? Yeesh.
• Some of IF and Compa's commentary during the Gamindustri Gauntlet whenever a combatant undergoes Clothing Damage, such as:
  IF: Her clothes!
  Compa: Iffy, let me wipe the blood from your nosey-nose!
  • And:
    IF: This is like Call of Boobie: Nude Raider!
    Compa: You shouldn't say stuff like that!
• Several of the Lily chats are hilarious.
  • Noire and Rom, rank 1:
    Noire: Oh, hi there, Rom! Do your best, okie dokie? Uh, why are you backing away?
    Rom: Um, Miss Noire, you and I don't talk much.
  • Rom and Dengekiko, rank 1:
    Rom: Ummmmm...
    Dengekiko: Sounds like I'm going to be the one initiating conversations in this team.
  • Ram and Rom, rank 4:
    Ram: Maybe I should put wet sand all over my clothes so you can get a better grip.
    Rom: Ewww. I don't wanna get dirty.
• Neptune and Ram team up for a quest to place pranks all over a dungeon. Unfortunately, they didn't think their plan all the way through.
  Neptune: So, did you ask anyone to come?
  Ram: Huh?
  Neptune: You gotta call someone, or it's all for nothing, buddy!
  Ram: Uhhhhhh... Meh! Whatever! The fun part was setting it up!
  Neptune: S-Sure! That was the good part... Good thing nobody is going to walk in and set off a string of silly traps!
  Ram: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
  Neptune: Haw, haw, haw...
• One city watch skit has Nepgear obsess over a magical gear that she would infuse with Neptune's popularity to break all sorts of barriers, negate gravity, resolve all quests, and have numerous articles about the two written. Nepgear's speech is so loopy it weirds Neptune out.