Funny / How the West Was Won

• Cleve's feeble attempts to woe Lily Prescott.
  Cleve: From the first moment I saw you I've known that I couldn't live without you.
  Lily: Well... I'd hate to be the cause of your death, Mr. Van Valen.
• "I'll always go to look at that varmint."
• Zeb and Jeremiah's talk about the story of their father and his bear encounter; Zeb's Jimmy Stewart imitation was pretty good.
  Zeb: Do you remember the story Pa used to tell us about fightin' that grizzly bear?
  Jeremiah: Yeah.
  Zeb: And I asked him, I said, 'Now, why'd you get in such a fix? Do you like fightin' grizzlies?' He said, Well, not 'specially. I just wanted to go somewhere and the bear was there first. I guess I just wanna go somewhere, too.
• Gant making gun motions at Zeb's children is funnier than it should be.