Funny / Harvest Town

• Many items have hilarious descriptions:
  • Onion: Indispensable ingredient for many dishes. It makes you cry!
  • Strawberry: Tastes like... pineapple-flavored blackberry?
  • Sheet: Single bed, or double bed?
  • Pumpkin: Wear it on your head to have all the spotlights!
  • Apple: An apple a day keeps a single life away.
  • Green Jujube: Three jujubes a day to keep the doctor away!
  • Egg: Chicken came first, or the egg?
  • Ginseng: Some shaped like kids. Can they run?
  • Vegetable Juice: Hybrid vegetable juice with the taste of... nature calls!
  • Cushion: A companion of loneliness.
• Steve Lopez's 6-hearts event has him complain to his friend David about the dark hole inside him. Exasperated, David calls Lulu to inform her that her father is hungry. Lulu complains that he's just had a big lunch, but eventually relents and agrees to give Steve an early dinner.

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