Funny / Halo: Reach

• Sword-wielding Elites are apparently programmed to berserker rush any player they see, regardless if the player is driving a forklift, which has just enough acceleration to kill them.
• Some of the easter eggs are absolutely hilarious. For example, finding a dance club of Grunts dancing to music with a Brute as a DJ.
  • If you do the Covenant disco Easter Egg, they'll ignore you til you either kill one of the Grunts or Brutes, or destroy the generator. When you do, the music suddenly stops with a Record Scratch. Everything will be still for a moment before all hell breaks loose.
• Occasionally, invoking friendly fire will cause a partner to threaten to teabag you.
• Turn on the subtitles for cutscenes, then watch the cutscene that plays before the mission Tip of the Spear, with all the vehicles flying or driving in to battle. Jun's ordinary line, "Discharge link is loud and clear!", becomes subtitled as "Time to bake that cake we made last night!" (Apparently this was a line in the script that got cut, but was left as the subtitle by mistake)
• One of Jun's Firefight lines when he gets the rocket launcher: "Pardon me while I whip this out!"
• Player-captured failures and glitches in Halo: Reach Fails of the Weak. Just wait until you hear Geoff Ramsey's laugh.
• Kat's plan to use the Sabre program which totally doesn't exist to bring down a Covenant cruiser by sending Noble Six who never ever flew one during insurrections before (s)he joined the team to get a slipspace drive up there and detonate it.
  Kat: All we need is a green light from Holland.
  Carter: Good luck with that.
  Kat: You're the one asking him.
  Jorge: Holland'll never say yes to this.
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  Jorge: I can't believe Holland said yes to this.