Funny / Grumpy Old Men

• "YOOUUU SCHMUCK!!"
  • And before that, when Max hasn't figured out what's responsible for the weird smell in his car:
    Max: "Hey, Chuck... Do I stink?"
    John: *from offscreen* "Yeah!"
    Max: "Not you, smartass, I didn't ask you!"
• While flipping through some channels and Ariel is at John's place, Max stops for a moment at a leotard-clad lady dancing to some cheese-ola synth-sax.
• From the Hilarious Outtakes: "Looks like Chuck's..."^{Final line} "...taking old One-Eye to the optometrist!"
  • "...Taking a skin-boat to tuna-town!"
  • "...Slipping her...the old salami!"
  • "...A tomcat on the prowl! Yoowwwwwlll..."
  • "...Gonna bury his boner!"
  • "...Taking a ride on the wild bologna pony!"
  • "...Gonna put the hot dog in the bun!"
    • "...Oh Jesus, DAD!"
  • And then the true stinger: Walter Matthau in a bathtub complaining about having to do a nude scene.

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