Spoilers off on moments pages. You have been warned.
At the team's championship celebration, Marcus's dad gets drunk and makes a scene:
Coach Buzzer: Hey. We're here to celebrate the kids' shots, not your shots.
Eric accidentally breaking his own swimming pool trying to climb out of it. Him slipping and sliding and falling all over the place trying to get up off the soaked lawn to answer a phone call. And his children Donna and Bean floating right out of the broken swimming pool right after him on their floaties.
"Bet you five bucks he drops to one knee." And the group laughter that ensues. And Marcus' buzzer noise immediately afterwards.
It's also an oddly Heartwarming Moment: the guys obviously loved their coach, and the feeling was mutual, and one suspects that Coach would have approved of their antics during the service.
Granny overboard! (200 points)
When Lenny lies about what being "wasted" is, which he claims is where you get a hankering for ice cream and stuff like that. The kids reactions:
"I want to get wasted! I want to get wasted! I want to be totally wasted like every single day!"
"I wanna get chocolate wasted!" Said by Lenny's adorable young daughter.
4-year-old Bean: "But I thought we were going to get wasted!"
Deanne getting doused with Sally's breast milk. Direct from the breast.
Bean: You're wasting it!!
Deanne: It's actually not that bad.
Kurt's constant riffing on his mother-in-law. Especially the outtake when he said she looked like Red Foxx.
The really ripped guy from Saskatchetoon.
Deanne: Everything was on steroids except for his voice!!!
Kurt and Malcolm having an argument about which one of them is the main black guy and which is "the other black guy" in town.
"No, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOO!!!!"
" Looks like she didn't get the memo." (Cue laughter from Eric).
The game of "arrow roulette." The slow-motion scene during it is hilarious.
"Those can't be your daughters. That one, definitely. She's fugly, just like you!"
