Funny / Greg Veder Vs The World

• Greg bullshitting his way out of detention by giving an oral essay about Dante's Inferno. No, not that one. THIS one. Never underestimate a gamer!
• Emma wrapping Greg completely around her fingers. Distracted by the Sexy, indeed! Poor Greg never stood a chance.
  • Also getting caught by Susan during the First Kiss. Her reaction is priceless, barely stopping herself from slut-shaming her on the spot.
• Stormtiger assuming Greg is one of his fans, with Greg completely accidentally throwing the words back at him by calling him racist for assuming he's a fan because he has white skin and blond hair.
• Ending of the date between Greg and Emma. Once again, they are caught kissing but this time by Emma's dad. He is not pleased.
• Sparky's way of increasing Greg's resistance electrical resistance and his vitality. Sparky enjoys it. Greg doesn't.
• Greg (in secret identity) calling Shadow Stalker racist due to her implying that he is an Empire cape because of blond hair.
  • Shadow Stalker accidentally dissing Greg during the fight by dissing the "nerds and weirdos of PHO".
  • Manages to win against Shadow Stalker thanks to a Mana Glitter spell of all things.
  • After the fight, makes fun of her by asking how many guys were inside her. Clockbloker would have been proud.
• After Greg's conspiracy theories along with his own brand of Insane Troll Logic (such as Legend being a cannibal) get WAY out of hand during a discussion, dumbfounded Sparky with one single sentence, asks the question at everyone's mind: "...how do you not have a permanent ban yet?"
• Every single time Greg goes on PHO to convince others that his secret identity is not collaborating with Empire 88. It gets even funnier when he tries to convince then that he IS indeed a hero but nobody believes him.
• Greg as Prodigy asking Weaver if she wants a selfie with a defeated Lung. She can only bluntly say "what".
• Tattletale tries to understand Prodigy's sword Gram. She ends up falling to the ground, twitching. Greg can only awkwardly ask the Undersiders if she does that often. Then they attack him.
• As he thinks about whether or not to join the Empire 88 due to the possibility of them having nazi waifus, these images enter his head.◊
• Greg's Tis` Only a Flesh Wound to Laserdream. She is completely baffled by it.
• Greg pulling a I Am Your Opponent on Lung. In Japanese.