Funny / Green Acres

• Oliver has a little trouble carrying Lisa inside the old Haney place for the first time when the doorknob falls off.

• The first time Oliver tries a tractor, it blows up in his face.
  Eb: I think it likes you! It used to chase Mr. Haney!

• When Oliver tries to get a phone installed, he remembers he doesn't have electricity and needs a generator. Then Mr. Haney, who had dropped by, clears his throat.

• This wonderfully absurd conversation:
  Oliver: Oh, that stupid festival...
  Hank Kimball: No, this is the spring festival. Stupid festival is next month.
  Oliver (in Sarcasm Mode): Yes, and you're gonna be king.
  Hank Kimball (happily): I am? Gosh, that makes three years in a row!

• Lisa once makes cupcakes... inside drinking cups and just casually says "Cupcakes!"
• When Lisa makes hotcakes (or as she says, "hotscakes,"), the residual form (after she cut out the cakes) perfectly works as a head gasket for the truck Oliver is driving.

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