Funny / Golf Story

• One of Coach's students agrees to you winning the match as long as you keep quiet about him hitting his assistant by accident.
• After the Wellworn Grove long drive competition, Coach tries to cook a roast and ends up nearly setting the house on fire. Namely because he's trying to cook it in the microwave, and after wondering why it's taking so long he notices the picture on the box is wrapped in tinfoil and figures that must be it.
• At Tidy Park, the protagonist comes across the regulars of Tidy Park and some guests from Wellworn Grove. After witnessing them bicker at each other for a few minutes, his response can be paraphrased as "not my problem!" and he leaves and goes into the clubhouse.
• During a short episode in Tidy Park, the player finds the Wellworn Grove thugs ganging up on a bearded man because they think he's the werewolf.
  Man: Behold, our ultimate weapon!
  Player: Ah, yes, a bearded man. Of course, people will be intimidated by his manliness!
• The rap battle between a golf hooligan and a stuffy old man.
• The necromancer sub-plot is so out of place that it ends up being hilarious. It's helped by the fact that said necromancers are obviously hamming it up on purpose. To thwart their scheme, the Greenkeeper summons "reinforcements" in the form of the ice cream truck for you to stand on (since hitting out of mud would be excessively difficult) and from there you shoot golf balls at the skeleton minions. Who explode when struck.
• You can get a condor (4 strokes under par), but it seems as if the developers didn't count on that being possible. As a result, the text that appears for a non-HIO condor^note a hole-in-one is declared as such, regardless of how many strokes under par, which is only possible on par 6 holes, will instead read "MEGA ██████". Apparently, you did so well that you need to be censored or redacted!

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