Funny / Gods of Egypt

• When the heroes first meet Thoth, he's working hard to preserve all the knowledge he has, while contemplating what makes lettuce special.
  • Him pondering lettuce's specialness is twice as hilarious when you remember lettuce's role in Horus and Set's conflict.
• Bek appealing to Thoth's ego in order to get him to join the group.
  Bek: But before it (The Sphinx) kills me, I'm going to tell it that I asked the God of Wisdom to come but he was afraid he'd get the answer wrong.
  Thoth: This is the cleverest strategy you could devise? Playing on my ego? How vain do you think I am? (Bek, Horus and Hathor look around at all the clones of Thoth, and Thoth realizes what they're all thinking) Yes, well... Fine. Fine! Let's go.
• Set and chief architect Urshu discussing the newly built obelisk.
  Urshu: No one has ever so honored the great God Ra. He will pass over its peak and marvel at the tribute you have built in his name.
  Set: Is that it?
  Urshu: I'm sorry?
  Set: Well, can you make it any taller?
  Urshu: T-Taller?
  Set: Yes, it's a simple question.
  Urshu: Well, that might be difficult, um, now, I mean...
  Set: Relax, Urshu, I'm joking.
  Urshu: (let's out some forced laughter)

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